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Effehezepe

@effehezepe.bsky.social
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She/They | Wizard | I know karate | Voodoo too | Big Gay™ 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

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💀 unfound footage 👻 @burg.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
The Kudo Method
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Effehezepe @effehezepe.bsky.social · 5h
"A Nice Place to Visit", episode 28 of season 1.
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ceej @ceej.online · 08/10/2026
waymos are driven by the ghosts of people who died in debt
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Effehezepe @effehezepe.bsky.social · 10h
White Town actually is a Marxist who has been active in several different groups in the UK, so he was writing from experience.
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Effehezepe @effehezepe.bsky.social · 10h
There's a reason one of the complaints about the man in White Town's "Your Woman" is "So much for all your highbrow Marxist ways".
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17h
“this concoction is a sickly sweet flavor we like to call ‘the event horizon.’ it will make you blind. when light returns, you will see Hell Itself.’l
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17h
“we call this flavor ‘the shoggoth.’ it opens the mind to non-euclidian geometry. it drove three of our top technicians to madness.”
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Lt. Com. Alexis Chaircheck @chaircheck.bsky.social · 23h
I like references, I'll cheer any time an animation does the Akira Bike Slide, but Ernest Cline is the only guy who would draw the Akira Bike Slide and then have a spectator shout "Wow, that's the Akira Bike Slide, from the 80s cult classic anime Akira!"
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Effehezepe @effehezepe.bsky.social · 11h
I wouldn't actually care about that, except that Cline makes such a big deal about obsessively memorizing facts about stuff, that making such a basic error sticks out like a gangrenous limb.
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Effehezepe @effehezepe.bsky.social · 11h
My favorite example of this is in RP2 when they go to a Tolkien world, and Anduril is described as glowing in the presence of Orcs. Anduril does not do that in either the books or the movie.
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Effehezepe @effehezepe.bsky.social · 11h
If he was actually into any of the real "hardcore" nerd shit, RP1 would have never gotten big. Because no one wants to read thirty straight pages extolling the virtues of the author's favorite 80s OVA that never got an English translation.
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Effehezepe @effehezepe.bsky.social · 11h
Yeah, as far as (may God forgive me for using this term) "Nerd culture" goes, Cline is kind of a basic bitch. Oh, you like Star Wars and Back to the Future and Ghostbusters? Yeah buddy, that's just you and *everyone else in America*
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Effehezepe @effehezepe.bsky.social · 12h
A clip from "I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson" with a booing crowd and a man yelling "Fuck you Harley Jarvis!"
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Effehezepe @effehezepe.bsky.social · 12h
This is literally a Futurama bit.
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Effehezepe @effehezepe.bsky.social · 12h
Do you want the Aladeen news, or the Aladeen news?
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Effehezepe @effehezepe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
While also hoping his Nazi friends never learn what ethnicity his dad was.
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RadiantHostility (he/him) @radianthostility.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think we have ~30 cases a year? Every day I tell my dog "You can't eat those they have plague" and every day she rolls her eyes and says "whatever thumb monkey" because she knows I am just gatekeeping the delicious plague squirrels.
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Effehezepe @effehezepe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh no, not in gen pop. Forcing other prisoners to be around him constitutes cruel and unusual punishment.
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(CHECK PINNED) Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it snew
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Effehezepe @effehezepe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Like many rich people, he woke up one morning, saw a tiny bit of crows feet, and then drove straight to the cosmetic surgeon and asked him to fuck up his shit.
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Effehezepe @effehezepe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes
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Effehezepe @effehezepe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well the backpack's full of amphetamines, so yes.
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Effehezepe @effehezepe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Only about 200 people, so thankfully quite small.
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Effehezepe @effehezepe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Even China doesn't care about Maoism anymore.
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Effehezepe @effehezepe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He's just adjusting his nuts. For a whole minute.
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Effehezepe @effehezepe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's been over a year and he's still going on about the 8 wars. You'd think he would be up to 12 or more by now.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
THIS NIGHTMARE WILL BE IN FULL COLOR
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 06/10/2026
sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.
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Mossforatu @dinolich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thinking about this post again
tumblr post by fabcreature that says "when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw"
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Effehezepe @effehezepe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Of course, the real question is did he have sex with Roy Cohn? That's a question I don't think we'll ever get an answer to, and frankly, I'm fine with that.
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Effehezepe @effehezepe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nah, he's definitely bi. There's no way he's not into women (and, unfortunately, girls), but it's also becoming abundantly clear that he's also into men (and possibly boys), and his dementia is making it harder for him to hide it.
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NBA Reminds Rookies Not To Blow First Paycheck On Big-Ass Snake theonion.com/nba-reminds-...
NBA Reminds Rookies Not To Blow First Paycheck On Big-Ass Snake
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Effehezepe @effehezepe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I loved the first couple of seasons of Chuck, but now I only think about it like 3 times a year at most.
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Effehezepe @effehezepe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And then going for the triple whammy with Better Call Saul.
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Effehezepe @effehezepe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well that goes without saying
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the UK has three industries: higher education, whisky, and Games Workshop.
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ᙎOᗫᙓᙎOᖇᙏ🔻 @wodeworm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the old beasties need to dance in the pale moon light this month
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 06/10/2026
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ceej @ceej.online · 08/02/2026
Before we get started, I just want to say thank you to all of my subscribers. This has been a dream as long as I can remember and I couldn’t have done it without you. It feels surreal to finally say it, but this is the final episode of Nutting In Every Country In The World. Welcome to Vatican City
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Effehezepe @effehezepe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes, but most of them voted Dem so it's okay [Disclaimer: This is what Trump actually believes]
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Effehezepe @effehezepe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well of course. If there's a military execution to be done under Hegseth's watch, you know he's gonna go right for the firing squad, because of gender reasons.
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Effehezepe @effehezepe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She's probably happy that he's obsessed with a younger woman who looks like his daughter. It means she doesn't have to touch him (not that she's done that in a long time)
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Effehezepe @effehezepe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's true, I saw it.
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Effehezepe @effehezepe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Also, meth.
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Effehezepe @effehezepe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Because as we all know, flea infested rodents primarily travel by air.
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Effehezepe @effehezepe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He was actually only smuggling marijuana, but Narnia was a much crueler society in those days.
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Effehezepe @effehezepe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Coincidentally, he also died by crucifixion, but that's because he was a drug smuggler, and the Narnian legal code defines that as a capital offense.
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Effehezepe @effehezepe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In Narnia, Christmas is named after Christophoros Mas, a dwarf who was the first person to ever disguise the identity of a gift by putting it in a box first.
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Effehezepe @effehezepe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every world has a dude named Christ who the holiday is named after, it's just that our world is the only one where Christ was also God.
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