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Ben Siemon

@benjaminjs.bsky.social
6.8K followers 3.3K following 7.9K posts

🏳️‍🌈 I speak only for myself. Not a spokesperson. Animation writer. Grocery Clerk with Half an Eyelid from "Crazy-Ex Girlfriend" OK puppeteer. He/him

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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 15m
"Job Killers Incorporated."
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 1h
This case needs to be thoroughly reinvestigated.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 4h
I'll never understand how the entire media system can pretend we're not being ruled by a dying mad king with the intelligence level of a 4th grader. Happy Wednesday!
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 4h
Yes! Only two years after the first season! I definitely remember everything that happened and retain the same enthusiasm level with this sporadic release structure!
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 23h
Deeply cruel.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This Republican talking point is that companies won't knowingly release dangerous products to consumers and the tobacco and pain killer companies might prove otherwise.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The entities that go along with this are going to reach a new level of humiliation.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's rather delicious that Republicans were clearly alerted of this "big get" ahead of time, that it was intended to be a dramatic moment to advance the political career of Schmitt and it quickly fell entirely apart and yet his mouthpieces still couldn't stop themselves from claiming a victory.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is kinda fun.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why are Republicans doing this? Trump is deeply unpopular. Do they think painting him as a victim just a few more than 30 days before an election will turn things around?
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can't imagine why this guy doesn't want to debate.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I feel like Troye Sivan doesn't even write songs anymore he just lists things and not even with a rhythm.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If "Sex and the City" were still on we'd have an episode where Samantha starts taking GLP-1s to get ready for a big event but has to stop when she learns it affects her gag reflex. "I'd rather fit in some fellatio than a dress."
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It had better be Madisynn from She-Hulk.
Madisynn from She-Hulk
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When thousands of entertainment people in LA lose their jobs and then thousands more from the businesses that support the film industry never forget we have Gavin Newsom to thank for personally destroying his own state for his political ambitions.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I brought a coffee drink to a job interview and now I can't afford my avocado toast.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is some "Hollow Knight" gameplay.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Making a list of the 100 best TV shows is such a BuzzFeed thing for the NYT to do. Pointless clickbait.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tucker Carlson wants to run for president and knows the next candidate can't be someone attached to Trump because things will get worse and eventually it will be revealed he had strokes and dementia and heart failure and everyone in his cabinet covered it up putting the nation at risk.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He's such a happy little guy. Meanwhile our mayor championed a merger that's going to lead to thousands of jobs being lost, likely forever.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Only a constitutional crisis for a few hours. A baby crisis.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Still love this
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's a frustrating reality that every election is decided by a group of very dumb people who can easily be swayed with misinformation they never bother to find the truth about. They can see one ad or one hit on Fox News and take it as truth.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They're running him until the wheels come off and those wheels are a wobblin'
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
But daddy (I still) love him!
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Her wigs cost that much?
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This "Willy Wonka" reality show on Netflix is way worse than I could ever have imagined. Sadly I'm kinda fascinated. Nick Cannon is a guest host in the 2nd episode running a bad parody game that has nothing to do with the movie or book & they didn't pay for him to be on set so he's streaming in.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
His hands must be fucked.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Building a giant ballroom that's a death trap with no exits and designed to easily catch on fire seems like some Quentin Tarantino shit.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh God it can still get worse.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not having enough bathrooms is almost worse than building a death trap.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Reality? So bad they have to face basic reality?
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I hope Susan Collins is having a bad day.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
She should run for Chuck Schumer's seat. I fear the moderate Democrats will do everything they can to kneecap her if she runs for president and try to force Gavin Newsom upon us.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This has been in production for such a long time under such secrecy I'm glad the word is out and we'll finally get to see what Brendan and his awesome team have been cooking up!
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Are you wearing the..." "The Muppet Studios Bean Bunny shirt sold exclusively at Mickey's of Glendale? Yes. Yes I am."
Me wearing a Bean Bunny shirt
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Personally I don't know if I'd wrongly kick a bunch of people off health care right before an election but I guess I'm just an animator writer.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
But what about how many animals they've fucked?
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What do they think is happening? The ACA is still quite expensive. They think fake people are signing up, paying hundreds or thousands a month, but making no claims and somehow that hurts the system?
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Does he know what insurance is?
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Great choice, my friend. Full steam ahead.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Great. You mean the same reliable technology that caused us to accidentally murder a bunch of Iranian school girls?
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Guys I thought we might do OK in the midterms but JD Vance called us "The Fart Left" and there's no coming back from that.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He will never be president.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah strikes always works when you telegraph it ends very soon.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And he never will.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Writing for animation means learning about a LOT of characters that "dive headfirst into action without thinking!" because that's almost all the characters.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The best case scenario is Trump **** of natural causes and this total flop makes people absolutely hate Republicans going into the next presidential election.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Anderson Cooper is stuck in a horror movie where he can't escape Bari Weiss.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Rob Bonta caved because they *super* promised to release 30 films a year? This company is going to be so riddled with debt and forced to do so much consolidation that thousands of people are going to lose jobs.
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