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The Onion @theonion.com · 5h

Hacky Pop-Up Book’s Narrative Tension Pretty Dependent On Lifting Colored Flaps theonion.com/hacky-pop-up-book-s-na…

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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Jim Cunt United States, Census, 1870

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 8h

If you're in my GP's office any time soon, prepare yourself for what many are calling the greatest mnemonic of all time. Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I.

A screen in my GP's office advertising a mnemonic of signs to spot SEPSIS.

S slurred speech of confusion
E extreme shivering or muscle pain
P passing no urine all day
S severe breathlessness
I ot feels like you are going to die
S skin mottled or discoloured

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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 12h

Here's a handy guide. If the media are saying a politician is doing socialism, they're not doing socialism. If a politician is doing socialism, the media is telling you they're doing islamic terrorism, destroying western civilization, turning your kids gay and in league with china.

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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 12h

It’s fascinating how totally and actually willingly the news media and the political world have been captured by the chosen branding of this branch of the tech industry.

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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 13h

I will never forget all the cynical gainsaying and disinformation about the strike on Al-Ahli hospital ten days into Israel’s destruction of Gaza. ‘Fog of war’. Almost three years later, fewer than half of Gaza’s hospitals remain even partially functional and there is no fog. Only dust and rubble.

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New Google Maps images reveal massive scale of devastation in Gaza

Satellite imagery shows further destruction of homes, businesses and places of worship since fragile ceasefire

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Giulio Mattioli @giuliomattioli.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

European policymakers in 2022: "We can't phaseout combustion engine vehicles! We are green but someone has to produce polluting cars for the backward Chinese!" In 2026: "Please put some tariffs on those Chinese EVs, they are selling too many in Europe!"

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Micah @rincewind.run · 18h

even besides the obvious Ellison corruption, there is simply too much money in prediction markets for them ever to receive the kind of scrutiny they deserve they’re worming their way into everything just like crypto and AI

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eastyjet @eastyjet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

AGE 25: if I can’t live a life replete with artistic meaning I don’t think I can ever find joy AGE 35: hell yeah my favourite pyjamas fresh out the dryer

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Punished 'Woke' Bane @baneforyou.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

just checking on the most normal terror investigation

Trump 'disappointed' UK police released 'bomb plot' suspects on bail - as it emerges one of five arrested called police on himself
It has now emerged that one of the suspects had called the police around an hour before the farmer had reported their activity on Sunday.

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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Most TV is just this now.

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Spookably UnAwake @lamentablyawake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

UK liberal pundits now: "These policies are amazing, I love them so much. Burnham understands what absolutely has to be done." UK lib pundits in 2029: "If you think these policies are good you are a mentally ill, low intelligence child. Things are *very* different from 2026 if you hadn't noticed."

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm kinda fully over that "the British conquered the world for spices and don't use any of them" joke because for one, you cannot recycle material for 5 straight generations and get a laugh worth a damn but also because in order to make it you have to agree with Tommy Robinson about who is British

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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just a whole load of horrifying crimes here where we can’t now say “if only the world knew, if only everyone could see”. The world knows very well and anyone who wants to see, can see just fine.

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Sinan Kose @thesinankose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Noticing a curious absence of sensibles going “oh is Andy Burnham going to plant them all himself?” About this incredibly pathetic number designed to overwhelm people who don’t understand scale.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

not sure why I made this but now you have to see it

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026

we fucked up bigtime when the internet slipped from the utopian promise of being able to connect with ANYone into the hellscape of being connected to EVERYone

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phylan @phylan.website · 30/09/2026

smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak

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Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.

Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse

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eastyjet @eastyjet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

WEED DRACULA: I do not smoke… cigarettes

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5th Iranian White Van Regiment 🇵🇸 @mickeymarxclub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Some people will just never admit they've been had

An Iranian link to the bizarre events in the Gloucestershire countryside over the weekend is seen as increasingly likely, as the police and security services investigation continues. Senior US politicians, including President Donald Trump, have expressed surprise that the suspects were released on bail.

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

its worth asking why posts like this — a purported leftist warning others not to trust elected left-wing politicians — consistently do so well on the site where racist Trump ally Elon Musk controls the algorithm that chooses what posts people see

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Hokius (Trails in the Sky 1st Chapter) @hokius.fromthehawkseye.com · 29/09/2026

This is corollary to the guys who think being a good father is being willing to die for their kid, not being willing to pick their kid up from school.

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Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 29/09/2026

The rush to speculate that asylum seekers are responsible for every crime in the news is a sort of opportunistic informational terrorism. Until it’s disproved it stokes fear and hatred. When it is disproved there are no adverse consequences and they know that they only have to be lucky once.

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.

A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".

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Andy, the Maintainer @spreadsheetmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The activities in Fairford appear to be an overconfident, poorly planned, operation to steal large quantities of fuel oil. But enough about the US Military

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Ben Elton's Politics Bit

Alt: Early 1989s Ben Elton,with long hair, making a joke about a little bit of politics

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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 29/09/2026

Phoning up MI5 to say I think all the dog shit, fly-tipping and St. George's Flag graffiti around my area might be an Iranian plot

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A cash-strapped rural police force struggles to deal with Red Diesel gangs. Until its chief inspector realises can get the Met Police to deal with the problem... ...if he pretends they're Iranian. A new six part comedy starring Toby Jones.

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 28/09/2026

"Once, I went out on the rob for diesel, and sparked a major international security incident"

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hard to imagine what that would be like

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eastyjet @eastyjet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I thought she was a Buddhist????

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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Mamdani came up challenging the centre left establishment party. James would have been digging up dirt on him the second he became aware he existed.

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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

One of the worst state pensions in western Europe, 2 million pensioners in poverty and increasing numbers of pensioners still paying rising rents… triple lock being removed is not a left wing position just because you don’t like rich boomers

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eastyjet @eastyjet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

still mad they insisted this guy should run a second term right up until it became impossible to hide and too late to run a primary

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sorry I have been playing too much Control Resonant and had to get this out of my head.

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Sinan Kose @thesinankose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Once again marvelling at how every political decision of the past 50 years has been calibrated to fuck people born in 1994 specifically.

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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Can you imagine being a son of “good” immigrants, learned to talk, walk and act like an elite, distance yourself from any semblance of ethnic and religious heritage, and reached the highest office in the country, only for a bunch of podcasters to do phrenology on you for YouTube bucks

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Nate O @nateo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The obvious questions regarding the Kindertransport is: why it was privately run and didn’t permit Jewish parents to accompany their children? There is continuity between the British govt’s refusal to accept hundreds of thousands of Jewish refugees and its present-day refusal to accept refugees

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers

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eastyjet @eastyjet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the thing about raising a multilingual kid is that when he points to the door and says ‘dor’ I don’t know if he wants to aller dehors or he just wants to let me know where the door is

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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you can't do this with the biggest majority anyone will likely see in this country for decades, you can't do it at all. Weak shit. Palette swap Starmer. Bloodless quants will say it needs to be afforded but it will not be affordable in the next parliament.

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