Reposted by Mokeymore mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 14/09/2026empty beer cans rustling as i emerge from my chrysalis a slightly rougher looking caterpillar 122330
Reposted by MokeyIntelligent Dunce Music @beamposter.bsky.social · 13/09/202615 years ago we had Azaelia Banks, Grimes, and MIA now we have no Banks, everything is covered in Grime, and our leadership is MIA. 4392116
Reposted by Mokeylottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 15/10/202515 years ago we had lowtax, epic meal time, and million dollar extreme. now we have no tax, no time for meals, and a million dollars is no longer considered extreme 337597
Mokey @mokey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026every time i re-learn that Eve Fartlow is scottish i feel like I've had the wind knocked out of me. that fact slides right out of my brain within seconds of attempting to store it 100
Mokey @mokey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Things I was frightened of when I was a child: 1. Alien abduction 2. The Bermuda Triangle 3. The Curse of Tutankhamen 4. Spontaneous human combustion 5. Chainsaws For some reason I thought all of these things would feature heavily in my adult life 011
Reposted by Mokeyfoaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Red Dead Redemption 2>Gameplay>Eatable Turds Mod Wish Arthur could pick up/eat horse turds? Now you can! 2.1 Update: - Alternate file that removes puking/retching - Citizens can witness/report you for Disturbing the Peace - Eliminated crashing from negative modifier to hygiene stacking infinitely 5182
Reposted by MokeyMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 04/09/2026ME: (masturbating loudly on laptop) PRINCE HAMLET: (from curtain) O, stay, my blade. The cur is at his art. When wet he splats, I'll plunge thee through his heart. 431839
Reposted by MokeyBarry Epoch Topping @barrytopping.com · 04/09/2026Adventure Diary is out now! Featuring new arrangements of some of my favourite music from N64 classic, Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon! 🍡🏯🍑⛰️ nostoppingepoch.bandcamp.com 87150
Mokey @mokey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026desperately sad today. is it grief or is it that i accidentally left a Twirl at the shop after i bought it? 100
Reposted by Mokeywariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026i’m escaping to the one place most corrupted by capitalism, 613627
Mokey @mokey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026i often forget how lucky i am to live by the sea, even on grey days like today 130
Mokey @mokey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026from the "brief battle with cancer" wording it seems like Dolly Parton maybe went through something similar to my mum, which is heartbreaking to think about 000
Reposted by MokeyManzi Rae @manzirae.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton dying is genuinely this and now we're just completely fucked 4803101
Mokey @mokey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026cried, properly cried, over my mum for the first time in a few months. without warning. still so hard to accept 200
Mokey @mokey.bsky.social · 23/08/2026i got my hair cut short for the first time in many years and i immediately look much older. this is why i didn't do this!!! 000
Reposted by MokeyJohnny Normality @probgobl.in · 21/08/2026"A bunch of people would rather post on Race War Now Dot Swastika rather than Bluesky because you keep making fun of their imaginary computer friend" is a RESOUNDING endorsement for the concept of hostility. 20860081290
Mokey @mokey.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Give👏Kratos👏Tiny👏Glasses👏 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukDave Bautista confirmed as new God of War star in TV adaptationThe ex-wrestler replaces Ryan Hurst as Kratos in the upcoming adaptation of the popular PlayStation series. 010
Mokey @mokey.bsky.social · 18/08/2026im falling to Chaos and turning into a mindless blob of some kind 100
Mokey @mokey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026has anyone ever not been fucked up by being a child in the entertainment industry? 200
Reposted by Mokeymax graves @maximumgraves.bsky.social · 17/08/2026straight male podcasters really are sluts to me. i want them to take their tops off and kiss a little but i dont respect them 1195
Reposted by MokeySinan Kose @thesinankose.bsky.social · 16/08/2026You don't hate the British press enough. 317145
Reposted by MokeyI'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 10/08/2026That size difference… but Uni still won’t back down! 252973400
Reposted by MokeyRoss Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper 7264721571
Mokey @mokey.bsky.social · 06/08/2026since my mum died i often find that my first reaction, when i find out about someone who survived serious illness, is resentment, especially when they attribute it to some effort of willpower 100
Reposted by Mokeychristina 死神 @chhopsky.tv · 31/07/2026this happened 14 minutes ago but unfortunately due to my personality "Proplem in elvator" has immediately become a load-bearing part of my vocabulary 4551731125
Mokey @mokey.bsky.social · 23/07/2026my little brother had an existential crisis when he saw The Matrix for the first time. that's uh, not the kind of crisis i had (am still having) 020
Mokey @mokey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026not me. go into the forest at night? no thank you. i thought this lady was smart 010
Mokey @mokey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026increasingly seems like the reason this guy kept playing gross little freaks is that it was second nature to him 1102
