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Chinese translator in Shanghai, etc.

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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 38m
33% whilst weathering a media assault which paints you, the only Jewish party leader, as an anti-semite and basically a communist UK Hamas.
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 1h
Imagine if Reform had tripled their vote in this election and how the coverage would look...
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 7h
PERCEPTION - A dog barks and a gunshot echoes off the walls of some distant building. A woman's voice... SHIVERS - REVACHOL FOREVER.
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eastyjet @eastyjet.bsky.social · 8h
anyone else hear a machine whirring
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 8h
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 8h
though x dot com doesn’t have a ton of utility overall, musk’s creation of a safe space for the world’s saddest men does provide an unadulterated window into the divorced mind
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 15h
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 18h
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wasn’t able to secure any review code for HELLRAISER unfortunately. But I found this amazing FB clip of Doug Bradley doing a Scouse Pinhead and now I’m crying from laughter. He’s amazing. (Source: YMH Podcast.)
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 08/10/2026
OK I just made it
Mac saying well sorry, I'm mad at a website
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a fictional chart from 1995 to 2025 showing "guys who like sports" becoming more left-wing coded and "guys who says sportsball is the opiate of the masses" becoming more right-wing coded
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eastyjet @eastyjet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
POV: Solid Snake judges your book collection
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Gio :⁾ @im.giovanh.com · 08/10/2026
they really boiled executive brainrot down to one quote
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 08/10/2026
All these guys spent all this effort to get "fuck you" money and can't even bring themselves, even once, to use it to say "fuck you" to Trump. Pathetic.
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eastyjet @eastyjet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Finnish politician’s wife:
The lady from the “which one of yas doesnae know how to flush the toilet after taking a shit” video
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Skeletons, But Swole @untimelygamer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The good news is that antifascism, [badly photoshopped] boycotting Harry Potter, [photoshop ended]Reconstruction 2.0, the abolition of billionaires, and the Butlerian Jihad are all one project now
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Because she got a GREAT ASS!
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eastyjet @eastyjet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
side character from Moonstruck
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eastyjet @eastyjet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think the gusanos went off with the Cuban sandwich. that’s it though.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It is just an everyday thing in Britain for nasty fash conspiracy theory cranks to wild out in public, without that raising an eyebrow, and lots of them are MPs.
Aubrey Allegretti • @breeallegretti
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Face-coverings for Muslim women are the equivalent of a "ball and chain", the Tory shadow justice secretary has said.
Nick Timothy said he hated the niqab and burqa - and their use was "harmful" to wider society.
Asked about his view on them, he told a Spectator fringe: "We are an open society, and we should want people to be able to make their own choices."
Timothy continued: "I hate the niqab and the burqa. I've said before, when I see a woman wearing that, I see a human being with a ball and chain around her ankle.
"It is a deliberate choice to cut women off from society, and I think the harm caused by that is not just to the women involved -- considerable as that may be.
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bolsheviks in July of 1917
bro, you’re fine. you just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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eastyjet @eastyjet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
just realised what tomorrow is. papers are going to be unbearable, think I’ll just log off
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The screaming bullshit is going to go through the roof for this, because it could not be more clear that people right at the top knew this was going on and moved to keep it quiet.
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UK special forces may face prosecution after Afghan evidence passed to police
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eastyjet @eastyjet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nobody but me seems to remember the BBC series Undercover, which started promising (Adrian Lester as the spy cop married to human rights barrister Sophie Okonedo) and devolved into nonsense (why was she advocating for a man on death row in Louisiana? the one state without a common law system!)
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Jim Rossignol @rossignol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This gets said constantly, but it worth reiterating: Games Workshop being bigger than fishing is important to shout about because you wouldn't know it from government talking points, which are rarely about anything creative or artistic. Growth won't involve fish or steel, it will involve goblins.
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Logan @bulklogan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wendy Carlos in front of a synthesizer with 50 bazillion wires and knobs
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It seems unlikely that a BBC editor who e.g. made a film that “accidentally” accused Tory staff of screaming “Hitler was right” at colleagues and later quietly clarified this wasn’t correct, in an election year, would ever work in current affairs again.
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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
will you people shut the fuck up
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eastyjet @eastyjet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh now RAF Fairford makes sense
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eastyjet @eastyjet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
thinking of becoming a low info voter
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bleak stuff here: the fascist international in country after country judging that they don’t even have to pretend any more that they aren’t farcically corrupt criminals, and they may well be correct.
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eastyjet @eastyjet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
put on Harry Belafonte for the kid and I gotta say the man had some bangers
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
mockup wikipedia battle graphic - Battle of Fairford
w/dates, location Whelford just outside RAF Fairford
Result: Total rout of US forces

Belligerents infobox
One side: US Air Force, RAF, NATO
other side: 5 lads looking for red diesel
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mcc @dryad.technology · 04/10/2026
Have you noticed, lately, or noticed people around you commenting, that there just seems to be no money anymore. There's no money for companies to make the tv shows you like, the video games you like, the local diner you like shut down, no one you know can find a job. Think about that in context of
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eastyjet @eastyjet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
BBC current affairs show On The Record had Big Ben transformed into a crocodile for an intro which scared the shit out of toddler me
Opening title to BBC on the record, with Big Ben transformed into a crocodile
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eastyjet @eastyjet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
every now and then Americans will be like “can you send me $10 on Blorky”
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“How does this keep happening” easily 20% of any given population believe those ai videos of dogs dressing themselves in little suits are real and they all vote
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PEEBleguese PEEBleguese @thehumancentipeeb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was once caught dogging and caused the entire US B1 bomber fleet to leave the nearby RAF airbase
The legend Sir Bob Mortimer on would i lie to you
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
adding '5 British doggers' to the list of surprising defeats for the US military, alongside the IRGC, Viet Cong, and geography
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Cube (1997, Dir. Vincenzo Natali) @prototypecube.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
just an endless procession of shit that would have jerry o'connell turn to look aghast at john rhys-davies just before the sliders title credits rolled
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eastyjet @eastyjet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[my eyes roll back in my skull as I calculate a take that will annoy everyone] Turkish
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eastyjet @eastyjet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
go on, what are you putting at first and second
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eastyjet @eastyjet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Any Chinese billionaire who said “we’re going to take all of your jobs and also there’s a 10% chance we might destroy humanity” would quickly be getting the Jack Ma special
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What did Ta Nehisi Coates say? He said: people who do not draw a line at genocide, will not draw a line at democracy. And the British political/media class already demonstrated they will gladly fuck everyone and wreck everything if pushed, when they forcefully shoved Boris Johnson into Number Ten.
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