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Opossum Living in a Trash Can

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stinks in here watch out

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Edgar Allan Poester @hauntedham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/ridi...
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Dаdо @bijelaroma.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bridge Troll has memory issues, more at 11
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hiring a dj to come play white noise for me all night
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Opossum Living in a Trash Can @dumbgreentrash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Calling it an epidemic would imply it's a bad thing
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illiterate oracle @pussysupreme.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i've learned i can effectively remove ads from pinterest results by adding "ass" to the end of the query state of tech 2026
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m so glad I never have to do a job interview again unless my life really goes to shit and in that case I’ll just become a bank robber
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Opossum Living in a Trash Can @dumbgreentrash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
really feeling like kms today but i know it's just lack of sleep and hormone problems so i can just wave that away till it passes in a couple days
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balenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
when you're a woman acab includes doctors
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⛩️ 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒃𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊 ⛩️ @deathbyhibachi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Skeletons Warming Themselves #Art by James Ensor, 1889
A family of skullies gather around an indoor stove
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Opossum Living in a Trash Can @dumbgreentrash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ok. time out. no more banal discourse today.
screencap of my muted words and phrases:
Beverage 
Iced coffee
To an interview
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mcc @dryad.technology · 25/09/2026
Why is billionaire-owned media suddenly coming all at once with pieces against drinking fluids. What is this manufacturing consent for. Is it building toward something. Should I be afraid
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You don’t need to make drinking water a part-time job since too much of it doesn’t have any real health benefit. @washingtonpost.com‬
Is asking someone to leave the beverages at home for an interview as fussy as reminding a lady to wear pantyhose or a gentleman to ask before lighting a cigarette?

We assembled a team of Post staffers across the newsroom — and commenters — to find out:
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TinCan @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
and gods first commandment to Moses was: Thou Shalt GUNCHETH
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 25/09/2026
could I get a dollop of querm on this
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Opossum Living in a Trash Can @dumbgreentrash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I feel like this is the subtext most people seem to be missing.
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all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
everyone’s posting about iced coffee and interviews which means something has happened and i will be logging off before i learn about it
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
welcome back the internet's number one show about pry bars, crowbars, shims, utility knives and hammers, if it lets you breach a crate that's great,we're talking about it here! on Eyes on the Prys
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"apple pay?" you want me to pay an apple?
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Talking about the economy is gauche
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm not hitting on you I just can't shut the fuck up
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jakarta methheadless horseman @sweetmax.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
yin and yang
Dutch man with blond long Dutch boy hair and a Dutch boy handlebar moustache. he is wearing a jacket less tuxedo a large Dutch man. Whitey he has chin length black straight hair balding in the front. he has tattooed beard and goatee in an intricate design. He is wearing a white jacket and black turtle neck with a gold chain. he is holding a rose while descending an escalator.
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Olivier Neuray, Upside Down, 2025 www.instagram.com/olivierneuray/
Olivier Neuray, Upside Down, 2025
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Opossum Living in a Trash Can @dumbgreentrash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Relatable
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Opossum Living in a Trash Can @dumbgreentrash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
TransUnion sounds really awesome if you don't know what it is
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Safety In Numbers @safetyinnumbers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That thread is really nasty and incorrect. A self-proclaimed "clinical instructor" should know better than to say that masking in a club is not supported by science, bc they value the emotional comfort of pretending COVID is low-risk, rather than being safer, inclusive or intellectually honest.
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Opossum Living in a Trash Can @dumbgreentrash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I didn't massage my kale before cooking... Big mista- *starts hacking on kale fibers*
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
fuck this thing
meta's new ai mascot is in the guillotine.
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
big fan of lgbt (lasagna gnocchi bucatini tortellini)
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Putting an American flag out in front of my house to let potential burglars know that I don’t value human life like at all
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 24/09/2026
tech evangelists are really trying to advertise ai with unique selling points like "it will fucking kill you and everyone" and "it will make you forget where you live at"
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trade offer meme: xi offers to give two pandas in exchange for America receiving a century of humiliation
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 24,1956
P1- SLUGGO IS AT NANCY’S TO TAKE HER TO THE BASEBALL GAME, NANCY TALKS WITH HIM FROM THE KITCHEN WINDOW 
SLUGGO: HURRY---THE LINE IS FORMING AT THE BALL PARK
NANCY : I HAVE TO EAT LUNCH 

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NANCY: YOU GO AHEAD AND SAVE ME A PLACE IN LINE 

P3- SLUGGO IS STANDING IN LINE AT THE BASEBALL GAME HE HAS A PLUMBER’S HELPER STUCK ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD
IT HAS A SIGN TIED TO IT, IT READS        THIS 
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                                                                                      TAKEN
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undugdirt @intergint-systems.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me: I think AI is going to make us dumber. People I work with: 5000 REASONS YOU ARE WRONG Jensen Huang: It's going to make us dumber. It already made me dumber.
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StaceyActually @socialistchi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
An Art teacher of mine right now who made dark fantasy paintings in the 70s for Warner Bros just quit because of AI. They were told that the entirety of his works were put through an AI and that data was sold to Midjourney back in 2024. I will leave him anonymous because they dont trust media.
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Stickyfrogs @stickyfrogs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Betty checks if Round Frog is Treatie-Flavoured today!
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ElectroCeratops @ehrenenglish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"OWL RLY" Acrylic and paint marker on birch panel. My piece for the Hoot art show, part of the Ottawa International Animation Festival this year. It's up right now for another 2 days at Beyond the Pale Brewing in the Byward Market. Painting is also for sale! #art #owl #retrogaming
An acrylic painting of a snowy owl character playing an original game boy. Bright retro colours and an abstract background. Perhaps a resemblance to an ancient meme.
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Opossum Living in a Trash Can @dumbgreentrash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
nobody gnashes their teeth anymore
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Opossum Living in a Trash Can @dumbgreentrash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
who up gnashing they teeth
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brad is wearing the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dare ye to gaze beyond the cosmic psycho veil
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Opossum Living in a Trash Can @dumbgreentrash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this may be important to some of you
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026
chain of convenience stores called Huge Elf
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Opossum Living in a Trash Can @dumbgreentrash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ok so i feel like it was still normal to drink from the hose as a child if you're a millennial.
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Opossum Living in a Trash Can @dumbgreentrash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this year's special joint to pop is the vertebrae right in the dead center of my upper back
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me Eating Chex Mix, a one-act play. I eat corn and rice chex and a pretzel: 😍 I eat a "squiggle breadstick": 😡 I eat a rye chip: 😍
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Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m too old for Flirting. Write what you would like from me on the form and slip it under my door
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🍲🐛 bsroouokp's soup & crackers @snotwing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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BIRDS. @werewhalewolf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
new slur dropped
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 23,1949
P1 - NANCY SEES SLUGGO DOWNTOWN AND NOTICES THAT HE LOOKS DIFFERENT FOR SOME REASON 
INSTEAD OF THE USUAL WELL DRAWN IMAGES, NANCY AND SLUGGO APPEAR TO BE ONLY SKETCHED OUT
NANCY: YOU LOOK VERY FUNNY TODAY 
SLUGGO:SO DO YOU 
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NANCY: I WONDER WHAT'S WRONG
P3- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE STANDING OUTSIDE OF ERNIE BUSHMILLER’S OFFICE 
SLUGGO: HE BUSTED HIS EYEGLASSES TODAY
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Opossum Living in a Trash Can @dumbgreentrash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"no one's ever tried to kill women" "now that Rovy Wade is overturned ... women are really revered"
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Math Confusion Meme
Alt: Woman doing mental math meme
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sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
sorry if this changes how you see me but i love to eat gherkins. im a gherk jerk to the bone
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