Reposted by illiterate oracle🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Men are too weak to eat ribs 0111
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Reposted by illiterate oracleMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026FRODO: They're called "chastity cages". SAM: That sounds good and well for your little peeper frog, but I don't see how one could handle my own bull toad. GOLLUM: We won't wear it! SAM: YOU'LL SLITHER YOUR STINKY LITTLE EEL IN THERE OR I'LL SLICE IT FROM YOU FOR MY MORNING SAUSAGE. GOLLUM: AAAAAAAAA 1554193
illiterate oracle @pussysupreme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026when I go to hell I will ask hitler to apologize 010
illiterate oracle @pussysupreme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026wave particle duality be like "waves, unlimited waves, and no waves" 000
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illiterate oracle @pussysupreme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026optimizing my life for low frequency vibrations 100
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illiterate oracle @pussysupreme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026my real name is Addison but my friends call me Mitch McConnell 000
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illiterate oracle @pussysupreme.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"I'm sorry the position has been filled" *subtly hands the interviewer a live frog* "would this change your mind?" "no wtf that's gross" "it's a poison frog btw" 000
Reposted by illiterate oracleThis user is a dead body @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i eat like a french peasant nothing but bread and cheese and vinegary red wine watered down so it doesnt cloud my mind 0446
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Reposted by illiterate oracleThis user is a dead body @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026getting up to the grocery till and specifying that im buying the groceries for myself and not for the cashier and getting really defensive everytime they pick up an item to scan it 0203
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