sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 1hwhen i say i like “true crime” what im actually interested in is the way it can reveal spectacular systemic failures, rank incompetence, corruption, etc, but what people hear is that i wanna spill the tea about the cutest killers 110
Reposted by sister sourswampDBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 2hJay Leno's Law says the first night you have a new car, Jay Leno gets to have sex with it first 2626
sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 23happarently my body is not absorbing nutrients and i gotta stop eating gluten. would it be possible for something good or even neutral to happen 040
sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i don’t remember where i found the source image, sorry :( i just saved a bunch of interesting faces one day for drawing practice 050
sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026the dog was farting so crazy i feel like i gotta be on diarrhea watch 030
Reposted by sister sourswamphii i'm 𝙯𝙤𝙚 @tipcalculator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Toy Story... more like... Me Snorey 171
sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026if you ever see me worrying about whether a young person thinks i’m cool, run. that’s a shapeshifter. 050
sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i keep watching videos about how to recover from autistic burnout and they’re all like… figure out how to exist without it being torture. good luck! 130
sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026as a kid i knew i wasn’t religious when we got to the part of catholic mass where everyone says in unison “it is right to give him thanks and praise.” weird behavior! 030
sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026hey! wake up and engage with my stupid fucking posts! 470
sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026sometimes i fall asleep with my phone in my hand and who knows what i get up to after that! 050
sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i think having an iced coffee at an interview would be awkward and distracting, but i also recoil at the idea of withholding employment in a coercive system bc somebody bought a drink at a bad time. the burden of being completely right all the time is tremendous. 020
sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026it should be an option to simply exist without having to sell your time to survive. safe shelter, good food, clean water, warm clothes should be available to anyone, anytime without question. anything less is barbarity 081
sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026do you think maybe a convent would adopt me as a type of curiosity 050
sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026my stomach is gramblin but i’m already in bed and also i hurt my foot somehow :( 130
sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026there’s another mouse in the kitchen. i will be allowing it to kill me at a time of its choosing. 050
sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026describing my dinner like a menu writer: Boats of crispy endive lettuce each cradle a gherkin “sailor” sleeping peacefully on a pillow of our house-made tuna salad. Served with a side of freshly rinsed green grapes. 150
sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026theres gotta be at least one guy who sincerely thought boobs would be more like melons (tough outer rind) 040
sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026someone please make me a egg to eat. Hell, two egg 170
sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026sorry if this changes how you see me but i love to eat gherkins. im a gherk jerk to the bone 0101
sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026new deodorant is kinda stressful bc I i keep whipping my head around looking for the intruder emanating that beautiful scent 110
Reposted by sister sourswampht @helltran.bsky.social · 22/09/2026And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. And God said, Let there be bill: and there was bill. 121
sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i like when people say “light bill” instead of power bill. it’s cute!!!!!!!! 250
sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026the more i look back the less sense it makes that nobody clocked the autism or adhd 360
sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i watched that movie The Drama with robert pattinson and zendaya and nobody told me jeremy levick was in it looking like this. i would’ve watched it ages ago! 010
sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026i think one of the reasons people feel so down, just spitballing, is the way we’re constantly told the idealist version of capitalism is a solution to all our problems, as we’re being killed by the realities of capitalism 072
Reposted by sister sourswamplauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/09/2026"buhhh duhhh guhhh i'm going to give the pope a baseball jersey because he likes baseball" -broke idiot who doesn't understand why he's poor "i will gift his holiness with a majestic orb" -guy with head on a swivel who can clearly identify and take advantage of Money Moves when he sees them 16112267
Reposted by sister sourswampJohn @jimflannel.bsky.social · 05/10/2025[progressively louder every time they try to speak] ah! Ah! Ahhh! AHHhhh! AHHHHHHHH! 1123
Reposted by sister sourswampJohn @jimflannel.bsky.social · 05/02/2025never seen it did the jerry seinfeld bee end up banging that lady? 141
Reposted by sister sourswampJohn @jimflannel.bsky.social · 22/04/2025eat two flour tortillas straight out of the bag. you won’t regret eating two flour tortillas straight out of the bag. 161
