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Salacious B Crumb

@salbcrumb.bsky.social
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jester, raconteur, gossip, naturalist

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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 10h
I’m on Facebook because we need to sell a thing on marketplace and when checking in on that tonight, the first story that popped up was about a local person’s gorgeous yard of wildflowers getting mowed down by a deranged neighbor. Possibly they believed it harbored rodents or was a noxious weed 🤷‍♂️
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 14h
My wife: we’re cheering for the Browns because of Rodgers, right? Me: let me tell you about Deshaun Watson… So it looks like we’re watching Taskmaster tonight.
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Coaches are gamers first youtube.com/shorts/VNwE6...
youtube.com
Former Steelers HC Mike Tomlin's Minecraft city he's been building for 12 years is insane 🤯 #nfl
YouTube video by NFL on FOX
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just got out of a job interview. When I sat down at the table, there was a bottle of water sitting in front of me. I can only assume it was a trap, so I didn’t take it
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I got on this line of thought early on and it was genuinely one of the biggest weights off my chest in my life. You will never gain immortal fame, but also you can’t fuck up so bad it will be remembered forever.
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The reason they’re subject to constant litigation is because their labor practices and whole economic model are fucked. State sponsored educational institutes shouldn’t be development leagues for pro sports. apnews.com/article/coll...
The bill's backers — more than 70 senators from both parties - say it aims to curtail constant litigation and uncertainty across college sports for athletes, schools and fans. It would also give hundreds of thousands of student athletes new health and labor protections.
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
need to listen to more bands with "gorg" in their name somewhere
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was part of a rare group of dudes who have mostly known one another since elementary school and are still good friends. Calling out one-another’s bullshit and taking the note is a big reason why that happened.
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Washing AND a combing?? She’s in hell
Same black/gray dog with a little towel around her shoulders is having her ear hair combed post shower
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Friday rolled in something stinky and earned herself a punishment bath. It’s not punishment from our end, but I know she doesn’t like it
A wet black/gray dog
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All that shit is going to dry out immediately
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The owl moot has begun 🦉 🦉 🦉
The sound pattern of a great horned owl
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New bird heard! I was bringing the cats in from their patio, and thought I heard a kid making a weird noise. Turns out we got another kind of owl in the neighborhood, along with the great horned guys.
Audio patterns of the eastern screech-owl
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All murdered. For within the fucking crown That rounds the mortal temples of a king Keeps Death his court, and there the antic sits
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Let Me Go” by Baby Rose was the obvious Song of the Summer since it broke all the previous records for me hitting “repeat” youtu.be/AGtjLikJWZ4?...
youtu.be
Baby Rose - Let Me Go (Official Video)
YouTube video by BabyRoseVEVO
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band name La Tigre
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HODAG RPG @hodagrpg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Post something random, or you'll have an awful October!
2-1B droid ayonh he will be alright
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Did it again. I’m a legend
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think it contrasts well with another favorite Luke scene.
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Complicated scene. He’s giving in to his rage (understandably given the circumstances) but he’s also just so bad ass here with the swelling score
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Complicated scene. He’s giving in to his rage (understandably given the circumstances) but he’s also just so bad ass here with the swelling score
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
None of my plans survive first contact with my laziness
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No Detroiters. Throw it back
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
welcome to The Museum of Menacing Jugs
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me fitting to hop on the Brewer bandwagon
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Surliest Packer Touchdown Shot ever
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Promo for “No, You Shut Up!” a political chat show starring Paul F Tompkins and a bunch of puppets from Henson Alternative
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wish I could switch just Herbstreet over to a Spanish broadcaster
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trade offer meme: xi offers to give two pandas in exchange for America receiving a century of humiliation
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LA3L 🌱 @la3l.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Crane on the water #pixelart | #art | #ドット絵
Pixel art of a brown juvenile crane standing in a pond with water reflecting a  bunch of grass/reeds behind it.
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
New way to look stupid in a bucket hat just dropped
passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dave Fane brought in a puppet a fan had made of his “Our Flag Means Death” character in to the prize task for Taskmaster NZ, and it’s incredible
David Fane dressed as a tough pirate in Our Flag Means Death A puppet of David Fane from Our Flag Means Death. It is very funny and looks a lot like him
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One of my favorite classic comic book covers to iterate on. I like fozzie as Death and Rolf as Hulk lol
The original Infinity Gauntlet cover with Thanos front and center with the gauntlet. He’s surrounded in a circle by heroes who will fight him and lose including Spiderman, Nick Fury, Dr Strange, Mephisto, Silver Surfer, Drax, Eros, Firestorm(?), Hawkeye, Captain America, and a few others who’s names escape me
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s the time of the year where bumble bees curl up in their favorite flowers and nap forever. Godspeed you princesses of summer
A bumble bee curled up on a New England aster
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just left a dame in Spain, yeah, I'm teachin' abroad While you be starin' at your iPhone, policing a blog Czarrcade 87 by Czarface
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hal is helping my wife with her art project
A gray cat laying across some drawings and colorful patterns
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And they’re worded in such a way that they will win with 60% of the vote in the same year DSA takes Waukesha.
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s election time, so let’s read some BALLOT INITIATIVE tea leaves!!
Question 1:
Partial veto. Shall section 10(1) (c) of article V of the constitution be amended o prohibit the governor, in exercisina hi: or her partial veto authority, tron creating or increasing or authorizing the creation or increase of any tax or fee?
Yes
No
Question 2:
Freedom to gather in places of worship during an emergency. Shall section 18 of article 1 of the constitution, which deals with religious liberty, be amended to prohibit the state or a political subdivision of the state from ordering the closure of, or forbidding gatherings in, places of worship in response to a state of emergency, including a public health emergency?
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No
Question 3:
Governmental entity discrimination prohibited. Shall section 27 of article I of the constitution be created to prohibit governmental entities in the state from discriminating against, or granting preferential treatment to, any individual or group on the basis of race, sex, color, ethnicity, or national origin in public employment, public education, public contracting, or public administration?
Yes
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s good Obi Wan lied to Luke.
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TubaPeter dot com @tubapeter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The poster oversold Luke Skywalker's abs, and that's good.
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Luke was a prick in ANH
Luke getting a bartender’s attention by TUGGING ON HIS SHIRT
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“For it’s One! Two! Three! strokes and you’re out at the oooold, baallll, gaaaaaaame!!!”
Micky Mantle’s exit interview questionnaire: “December 14, 1972/m

t gat a blow job

under in the right fisld


Blsachips. by the YankEE


Bull pEN.”
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They’ve shown Jayden Daniels’ bulbous elbow about 30 times so far and my wife is gonna puke
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
David Cross from Mr Show saying, “TV is a nickname and nicknames are for friends and television is no friend of mine”
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Medb just brought in a mouse and at one point it was literally head-first, halfway dangling out of her mouth 😆 Managed to get the lil guy in a container and drop him back into the bushes. One of the few to escape her alive. I gave her a kingly sum of treats in recompense for her prize denied.
Medb cleaning her paws post hunt
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You can have my job when you’re grown enough to beat me in a fight
Ian McShane from Hot Rod (2009)
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Rey Skywalker naming meme, but with Ray Purchase from “Toast of London”.
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
lol
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 18/09/2026
A version of the "Aella's birthday gangbang" Sankey diagram but it's about Bluesky posters thinking about posting Sankey diagram jokes, leading from "thought about Sankey diagram joke" through various iterations of workshopping and writing the joke (with various dead ends due to forgetting about it, losing interest, etc). Eventually at the end the joke is finally posted; some posters do numbers with it, some don't, some came in a fluffer
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Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Don’t look at your dirty floor, man. Your guitar is gently weeping, it needs you to be present.
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