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palsy 🧉🍂

@hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social
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aaaa battery the autumnal fog any/all

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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sorry i haven’t posted recently but i just got a yt ad about the illuminati but for some reason it’s presented via animated legos anyway i’mma go fuck off again
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hi guys gm it’s two pb&j sandwiches for breakfast friday where you eat two pb&j sandwiches for breakfast
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh yeah also my endo said i can get off spiro so we are. perhaps. winning
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
good morning 🎃 did that scare you sorry if that did :(
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
good morrow fair chat
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i hope the silly people on my phone have been doing ok. hi silly people on my phone. feeding you small fruits and nuts from the palm of my hand
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hi everyone gm
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
shot done 🖤🩷 youtu.be/K2aJlCLROiU
youtu.be
As High As You Can Go
YouTube video by The Chameleons UK - Topic
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
planes always got a cockpit but never a pussyshaft
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
good morning skyline shower in the new place is nice
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mara scary 🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
many of you
a solovair boots review with a humorously cut-off title autogenerated from the body of the review. It reads: "5 stars. Love these boots! I came"
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
also hi everyone i’ve been off the webbed site because today was moving day proper. in my new place era
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
she called me back today. things seem better now. :)
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“knock knock” who’s there “orange” that’s not funny. you know we have one of those in the white house right now. please be serious
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
can’t wait for 20 years from now when we get the headline “us secretary of war gheesling, canadian prime minister letourneau trade harsh words at nilitary summit” or something similar
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
dae hate it when you’re driving and your car spots a deer and suddenly starts barking violently at it and chases after it all the while getting lost in dense wood and brush that progressively blocks out the sun and shrouds you in darkness before fatally crashing into a fae force field at high speed
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
[me purchasing new clothes] yeah i’m basically the emperor
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
big fan of lgbt (lasagna gnocchi bucatini tortellini)
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
good morning children. it is time for packing
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
some of you according to yourselves:
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Another Somari (comms open) @somariblue.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
cute little itty bitty kitty who eats liberals
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
abstract concept with a bitemark taken out of it
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
mayday mayday mayday a furry has breached the cockpit oscar whisky oscar
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
there’s a balcony at our main dining area at work and the paper taped to the door reads “NO EXIT” which is really cool but i haven’t seen any accompanying signs reading “NAUSEA” or “BEING AND NOTHINGNESS” so i’m not really sure why they put it there
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i should become an escalator tycoon
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
good morning chat i forgot to sleep :) wawa coffee time
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
shot done 🖤🩷 music.businesscasual.biz/track/serpens
music.businesscasual.biz
SERPENS, by Entra
from the album wake me when the stars go out
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
just committed an act of self-negation (shaved my pits)
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
pee is stored in the clit
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
good morning bluesky happy autumn
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
off work late?
want to read, but too tired for book?
try 300 to 400 posts

it’s not so different from a book

when you think about it the first books
we’re actually scrolls, predating the codex

you will certainly not regret reading 300 to 400 posts
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ftm water-type pokémon be transbasculin
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
hello everynyan
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
neopronouns are the new game+ of pronouns
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
listen up, liberal [starts singing the most beautiful non-lexical vocal passage you have ever heard]
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
hi hi chat
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
cherry alcoholic slushie,,,chicken sandwich with spicy sauce,,,chilling with some friends,,,shit is ok,,,
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
whimsymaxxing by replacing my srs airbags with j airbags
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
good morning everyone it’s friyay
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
if you’re built like this i’m sorry everyone is so mean to you 😔🫂
A potato that has been recently washed. It has a crease near the bottom that resembles a butt.
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
good mornafternoon
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this might honestly be some of the coolest shit that doesn't matter ever
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
[pointing at something completely pedestrian and unimpressive] OHHHHHHHHHHHH
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i need an adult to hit me with hammers and then hold a glass of water to my face and help me drink it
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
got insanely excited because i thought this was a fucking unibe@t reference in the wild but then i remembered geometry dash exists
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
do you guys fw water. i fw water
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The green pigs from angry birds when they get hit by an object:
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
grilled cheese with black olive bread is an object with theological implications
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