palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026sorry i haven’t posted recently but i just got a yt ad about the illuminati but for some reason it’s presented via animated legos anyway i’mma go fuck off again 1250
palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026hi guys gm it’s two pb&j sandwiches for breakfast friday where you eat two pb&j sandwiches for breakfast 1130
palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026oh yeah also my endo said i can get off spiro so we are. perhaps. winning 3150
palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026good morning 🎃 did that scare you sorry if that did :( 6140
palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i hope the silly people on my phone have been doing ok. hi silly people on my phone. feeding you small fruits and nuts from the palm of my hand 7223
palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026shot done 🖤🩷 youtu.be/K2aJlCLROiUyoutu.beAs High As You Can GoYouTube video by The Chameleons UK - Topic 060
palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026planes always got a cockpit but never a pussyshaft 0132
palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026good morning skyline shower in the new place is nice 170
palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026also hi everyone i’ve been off the webbed site because today was moving day proper. in my new place era 5180
palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026she called me back today. things seem better now. :) 2100
palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“knock knock” who’s there “orange” that’s not funny. you know we have one of those in the white house right now. please be serious 081
palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026can’t wait for 20 years from now when we get the headline “us secretary of war gheesling, canadian prime minister letourneau trade harsh words at nilitary summit” or something similar 1100
palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026dae hate it when you’re driving and your car spots a deer and suddenly starts barking violently at it and chases after it all the while getting lost in dense wood and brush that progressively blocks out the sun and shrouds you in darkness before fatally crashing into a fae force field at high speed 2143
palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026[me purchasing new clothes] yeah i’m basically the emperor 0121
palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026big fan of lgbt (lasagna gnocchi bucatini tortellini) 1224
palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026abstract concept with a bitemark taken out of it 0141
palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026mayday mayday mayday a furry has breached the cockpit oscar whisky oscar 1203
palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026there’s a balcony at our main dining area at work and the paper taped to the door reads “NO EXIT” which is really cool but i haven’t seen any accompanying signs reading “NAUSEA” or “BEING AND NOTHINGNESS” so i’m not really sure why they put it there 030
palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026good morning chat i forgot to sleep :) wawa coffee time 2150
palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026shot done 🖤🩷 music.businesscasual.biz/track/serpensmusic.businesscasual.bizSERPENS, by Entrafrom the album wake me when the stars go out 050
palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026just committed an act of self-negation (shaved my pits) 0100
palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026listen up, liberal [starts singing the most beautiful non-lexical vocal passage you have ever heard] 1110
palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026cherry alcoholic slushie,,,chicken sandwich with spicy sauce,,,chilling with some friends,,,shit is ok,,, 1150
palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026whimsymaxxing by replacing my srs airbags with j airbags 050
palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026if you’re built like this i’m sorry everyone is so mean to you 😔🫂 3232
palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026this might honestly be some of the coolest shit that doesn't matter ever 250
palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026[pointing at something completely pedestrian and unimpressive] OHHHHHHHHHHHH 091
palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026i need an adult to hit me with hammers and then hold a glass of water to my face and help me drink it 1120
palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026got insanely excited because i thought this was a fucking unibe@t reference in the wild but then i remembered geometry dash exists 230
Reposted by palsy 🧉🍂Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The green pigs from angry birds when they get hit by an object: 225037
palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026grilled cheese with black olive bread is an object with theological implications 190