Reposted by Eric T. DuckmanToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The Warners’ watertower has been repainted. 43953190
Eric T. Duckman @duckman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This is how I flirt.static.klipy.comGroucho MarxAlt: Groucho Marx rising from underneath a table and waggling his eyebrows 000
Reposted by Eric T. DuckmanMichael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026There is no reason for Garfield to hate Mondays, as cats don't observe a schedule. The only possible answer is that Garfield deeply loves Jon and is saddened when he has to work. 2339346
Reposted by Eric T. DuckmanRobson Fletcher @robsonfletcher.com · 05/10/2026You can't book COVID & flu vaccines for kids under 12 online in Alberta. You have to call 811. Last year it took me weeks of calling to get through. The system would say it was too busy and just hang up on you. This year's bookings opened today & I'm currently on hold. It says 15 minute wait 🤞 169125
Reposted by Eric T. DuckmanJohnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 05/10/2026THE HOME DEPOT SALES ASSOCIATES WON'T SHOW ME THEIR MOST POWERFUL INDUSTRIAL FANS WHILE I'M HOLDING LENGTHS OF CHAIN ANYMORE JUST BECAUSE OF WHAT I DID IN THE PAST. 1809
Reposted by Eric T. DuckmanGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it. 5440421211
Reposted by Eric T. DuckmanDonald Wine II @blazindw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026They brought in a singer for Oh Canada before the Canada match, and it was botched so bad they just started over with the music and cut the mic off. 2214040
Reposted by Eric T. DuckmanJon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING. 14443531079
Reposted by Eric T. DuckmanCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 21/06/2024When your corgi is buffering 566654994
Reposted by Eric T. DuckmanMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 02/10/2026Wait. What? www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ten...mcsweeneys.netTen Objects Around Your House That Are Actually Just Tilda Swinton Getting Lost in a RoleNovember 5, 2021 (her b-day) 1/13/23 271778301
Reposted by Eric T. DuckmanJames McLeod @jamespmcleod.ca · 02/10/2026This shit is so god damn annoying. Fix your country. Stop waging unprovoked economic war. Close the concentration camps. globalnews.ca/news/1208422...globalnews.caU.S. mayors ask Canadians to reconsider U.S. travel boycott - Winnipeg | Globalnews.caSome American mayors are trying to encourage Canadians to reconsider boycotting travel across the border. 3136795
Reposted by Eric T. DuckmanTim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever 41120253123
Reposted by Eric T. DuckmanWorld Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The Marge Simpson bollard. #WorldBollardAssociation 6184391031
Reposted by Eric T. DuckmanFrankenstein Iscariot @deaconblues1979.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The problem with society is nobody wants to be a ham for Halloween anymore 613429
Reposted by Eric T. DuckmanLAISSEZ LES BOO QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The wife tried to clean the garage door with a magic eraser today and that didn’t work. So she took the kids to Lowe’s and bought a pressure washer, to clean the garage door. Which she let the kids use to clean the garage door. Which is why there is a penis carved into our driveway now 1420614
Reposted by Eric T. DuckmanDr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago 202100192461
Reposted by Eric T. DuckmanUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...cnn.comThe tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNNIt’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened. 912304389
Reposted by Eric T. DuckmanSemafor @semafor.com · 30/09/2026Visitors to the US are on track to drop by almost two million year-on-year. “We’re the only major country in the world losing visitation,” the head of the US Travel Association said. “It’s mind-boggling.” www.semafor.com/article/09/2... 62731461120
Reposted by Eric T. Duckmanmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026look, if you're worried about being remembered, don't try to pursue immortality or whatever, the smart move is to start selling substandard copper and then make sure anyone who complains deposits a physical copy of that complaint in a site that will later be archaeologically significant 231193153
Reposted by Eric T. DuckmanIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome 14780791989
Reposted by Eric T. DuckmanSanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Google and Apple immediately update their maps. 392476545
Reposted by Eric T. DuckmanHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The camera cut to Katie Britt right after Eric Schmitt’s attack on Jack Smith turned out to be bogus. Schmitt claimed Jack Smith attended an Atlanta Hawks game in Atlanta. However, the texts were actually about the Iowa Hawkeyes playing Maryland in Maryland. 136979288
Reposted by Eric T. DuckmanVelour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose 682148710
Reposted by Eric T. DuckmanMusa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Cannot get over the beauty of this GIF: it’s Zidane celebrating last night after Olise scored a last minute winner for France. It looks like something from a movie or a high-end fashion advert. Probably the most elegant footballer of all time. 2140669
Reposted by Eric T. DuckmanWorld Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Probably the greatest parallel parking you’ll ever see. #WorldBollardAssociation 781899316
Reposted by Eric T. Duckmanmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 49103061826
Reposted by Eric T. DuckmanPaul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Albertans with Canadian flags attached to their car in 2026 and Albertans with Canadian flags attached to their car in 2021 are completely non-overlapping groups. 17854166
Reposted by Eric T. DuckmanCodify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sal Frelick just completely obliterated Andrew Vaughn. 26214
Reposted by Eric T. DuckmanDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ah yes the circle of life 13998291643
Reposted by Eric T. DuckmanBrandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Star Trek just posted these images which look like they would/should be on a Trapper Keeper 3512
Reposted by Eric T. DuckmanDr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026So uhhhhhh… Apparently meta's muse "AI" is just straight up doxxing people to strangers on FB marketplace??? This has the potential to hurt so so many people, and I genuinely wonder how long before they roll out a fix for it. 11041821441
Reposted by Eric T. DuckmanYr Fiend Camille @yrouttasight.bsky.social · 17/04/2026My friend is unhappy with her kid’s first haircut so I sent her the Baby with 22” Extensions pic and I’m losing my shit about it all over again 2304
Reposted by Eric T. DuckmanCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Lmao the first two defenders down have the same FIFA animation 1259861
Reposted by Eric T. DuckmanMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Cleaning my son's room and found his bluesky account open on his school laptop to a draft that said "smoking that shit that made dolores give claibirth". We do not know what it means, but we are deactivating Xfinity high speed home internet effective 8 am Monday morning. 171237100
Eric T. Duckman @duckman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It’s Decorative Gourd [Dunking] Season, Motherfuckers! 030
Reposted by Eric T. DuckmanCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons 252248825817
Reposted by Eric T. DuckmanDavid Roberts @volts.wtf · 26/09/2026Class solidarity.hollywoodreporter.comThe Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing "political" content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing. 642162613