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Eric T. Duckman

@duckman.bsky.social
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You can't just repeat it, you need to explain yourself. - Prof. Ian Duncan, Analysis of Cork-Based Networking, Community S05E06

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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 1h
In 14 words, describe your interest in this position
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Nahal Toosi @nahaltoosi.bsky.social · 1h
Well, this should be an interesting job:
It’s a LinkedIn job listing for a “historian” to work for Immigration & Customs Enforcement (ICE)
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 2h
Trump's suit appears to be part of Jos. A. Bank's Traveler line. The suit is listed as having been made abroad using a wool-polyester-spandex blend. The company describes it as having the "ultimate stretch" and was designed to minimize body odor.
Trump wearing a blue suit on stage. He is flashing his jacket open, such that you can see the interior labels. One label says Jos. A. Bank. A product shot from Jos. A. Bank's website. This is from the Traveler line. It appears to match the label in Trump's suit. A photo from the product page touts that the suit is made from a new "fabric technology" that has "ultimate stretch performance" and "anti-microbial/ reduce moisture and odor" qualities. There is a photo of a man wearing the suit. From the product page: "Product Details & Care
Stay comfortable and confident with this Traveler® Collection suit separates jacket, powered by innovative 37.5 © technology. Designed to maintain your body's ideal microclimate, the fabric removes moisture at the vapor stage to keep you dry before sweat even forms. Plus, 37.5 helps absorb and trap odor molecules, keeping you fresh and ready for every occasion. Offering maximum mobility with built-in stretch, this jacket moves effortlessly with you throughout your day. As part of the suit separates collection, it allows you to customize your fit by selecting jacket, vest, and pant sizes individually, ensuring a tailored look that's perfect for you.
Traditional Fit
Two button
Natural stretch fabric
Water- and stain-resistant
Performance stretch lining
66% wool, 30% 37.5 polyester, 4% spandex
Dry clean only
Imported

Shipping and returns
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Shop worry-free knowing returns are free on every purchase. Return within 90 days from original date of purchase at any Jos. A. Bank store or by mail at no cost. See our Return Policy for more details."
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 10h
Breaking: Pope Leo XIV to be investigated for mortgage fraud.
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Eric Levai @ericlevai.bsky.social · 20h
Now THIS is how you write a story. Devastating.
Screenshot from this article: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/08/us/politics/fort-hood-execution-streamed-public.html?unlocked_article_code=1.HVE.Rw7O.Sj-0_s5YONzL&smid=nytcore-android-share
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 23h
Verhoeven's "Starship Troopers"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me, trying to make small talk with Ishmael about his podcast
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Will Oremus @willoremus.com · 07/10/2026
[mournfully] they got his ass
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Eric T. Duckman @duckman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I didn't know about the strategy and that all the episodes are now out. Now the choice is, CBC Gem to support Canadian, or Netflix, which I already pay for so there are no ads or ad breaks.
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Eric T. Duckman @duckman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Happy Birthday 🎂
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Warners’ watertower has been repainted.
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Kevin Fox @michigrim.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
A captcha that is a reference to the opening scene of Master and Commander
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 06/10/2026
LOGGING ON
Bugs Bunny striding toward a distant level castle with the caption from the GTA meme 

Aw shit, here we go again.
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Eric T. Duckman @duckman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is how I flirt.
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Groucho Marx
Alt: Groucho Marx rising from underneath a table and waggling his eyebrows
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There is no reason for Garfield to hate Mondays, as cats don't observe a schedule. The only possible answer is that Garfield deeply loves Jon and is saddened when he has to work.
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 05/10/2026
...which Gulf?
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Robson Fletcher @robsonfletcher.com · 05/10/2026
You can't book COVID & flu vaccines for kids under 12 online in Alberta. You have to call 811. Last year it took me weeks of calling to get through. The system would say it was too busy and just hang up on you. This year's bookings opened today & I'm currently on hold. It says 15 minute wait 🤞
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 05/10/2026
THE HOME DEPOT SALES ASSOCIATES WON'T SHOW ME THEIR MOST POWERFUL INDUSTRIAL FANS WHILE I'M HOLDING LENGTHS OF CHAIN ANYMORE JUST BECAUSE OF WHAT I DID IN THE PAST.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.
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Eric T. Duckman @duckman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
youtu.be/w7ApuaJrtck?... Thank you for not releasing the monkey. So very strange and still very funny.
youtu.be
Kids in the Hall - The Monkeys
YouTube video by Rui
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Donald Wine II @blazindw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They brought in a singer for Oh Canada before the Canada match, and it was botched so bad they just started over with the music and cut the mic off.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tweet from quarseus (@hogie_j):

(Eleven Adam Drivers from Marriage Story punching the wall, then shouting in the second panel, "I can feel it coming in the air tonight")
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 03/10/2026
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
When your corgi is buffering
Corgi behind a window making an illusion of blocks like pixelation
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 02/10/2026
Wait. What? www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ten...
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Ten Objects Around Your House That Are Actually Just Tilda Swinton Getting Lost in a Role
November 5, 2021 (her b-day) 1/13/23
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James McLeod @jamespmcleod.ca · 02/10/2026
This shit is so god damn annoying. Fix your country. Stop waging unprovoked economic war. Close the concentration camps. globalnews.ca/news/1208422...
globalnews.ca
U.S. mayors ask Canadians to reconsider U.S. travel boycott - Winnipeg | Globalnews.ca
Some American mayors are trying to encourage Canadians to reconsider boycotting travel across the border.
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Marge Simpson bollard. #WorldBollardAssociation
A concrete bollard painted to look like Marge Simpson.
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Frankenstein Iscariot @deaconblues1979.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The problem with society is nobody wants to be a ham for Halloween anymore
Scout from To Kill A Mockingbird dressed as a ham and yeah, I know it was for a school play and not for Halloween, come on, I am from the South, give me some credit
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Weltschmerz, The Musical 🧿 @weltschmerz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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LAISSEZ LES BOO QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The wife tried to clean the garage door with a magic eraser today and that didn’t work. So she took the kids to Lowe’s and bought a pressure washer, to clean the garage door. Which she let the kids use to clean the garage door. Which is why there is a penis carved into our driveway now
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Still from the television show The Sopranos showing Tony in Dr Melfis office but with Dr Katz from Dr Katz Professional Therapist placed crudely over Melfi
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Mark Yarm @markyarm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Even better:
Marisa Tomei responds to a political meme
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Semafor @semafor.com · 30/09/2026
Visitors to the US are on track to drop by almost two million year-on-year. “We’re the only major country in the world losing visitation,” the head of the US Travel Association said. “It’s mind-boggling.” www.semafor.com/article/09/2...
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
look, if you're worried about being remembered, don't try to pursue immortality or whatever, the smart move is to start selling substandard copper and then make sure anyone who complains deposits a physical copy of that complaint in a site that will later be archaeologically significant
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Jax Philosopher Queen
@Diamond_Jax
Bluey referenced "mitochondria" and I immediately said to my 4yo "the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" like a sleeper agent who just heard their activation phrase
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Google and Apple immediately update their maps.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The camera cut to Katie Britt right after Eric Schmitt’s attack on Jack Smith turned out to be bogus. Schmitt claimed Jack Smith attended an Atlanta Hawks game in Atlanta. However, the texts were actually about the Iowa Hawkeyes playing Maryland in Maryland.
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026
This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose
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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cannot get over the beauty of this GIF: it’s Zidane celebrating last night after Olise scored a last minute winner for France. It looks like something from a movie or a high-end fashion advert. Probably the most elegant footballer of all time.
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Probably the greatest parallel parking you’ll ever see. #WorldBollardAssociation
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Albertans with Canadian flags attached to their car in 2026 and Albertans with Canadian flags attached to their car in 2021 are completely non-overlapping groups.
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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