Reposted by dylan lerchBen Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you. 212904717
Reposted by dylan lerchJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/10/2026foul balls are a huge concern for major league baseball. fans typically keep the ones they catch, and there's not exactly any good reason to buy a ticket to a baseball game if you have your own baseball at home you can look at anytime you want 171188127
Reposted by dylan lerchthicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026thinking about this again and smiling 3464351461
Reposted by dylan lerchMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular. 2246634685
Reposted by dylan lerchMike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Just asked Victor Wembanyama if he’d ever consider promoting a sports betting company. “Absolutely not. I will never do that. Honestly, I think it's very sad to see some players promote it. .. Everybody does whatever they want, but without me.” 654030548
Reposted by dylan lerchArif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Wrote a piece for the Guardian Jameis Winston is now the New York Giants’ starter. He’s far from a goofball hero www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/s...theguardian.comJameis Winston is now the New York Giants’ starter. He’s far from a goofball hero thoughThe quarterback is widely adored on and off the field. Whether he deserves the public spotlight is another question 25534119
Reposted by dylan lerchBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"were you at a Hawks game" sir that has never happened to anyone 23102953
Reposted by dylan lerchvictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 29/09/2026case keenum been doing it so long his college highlights look like this 91526
Reposted by dylan lerchCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons 253251955906
Reposted by dylan lerchProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵 19596013538
Reposted by dylan lerchAnna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026NEW: I came across a bookseller who was afraid that a mysterious company trying to buy some of his rarest books was going to use them to train AI models. I went down the rabbithole with him, and was confused and altogether existentially weirded out by what I found www.motherjones.com/politics/202...motherjones.comA bookseller confronts a mysterious company hunting his rarest booksWas a Kentucky retailer targeted by a destructive AI "predator"? 17886390
Reposted by dylan lerchIsaac Chotiner @ichotiner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026New Interview: I talked to the analyst Jaser AbuMousa about what life is like in Gaza today, and the devastation of his own family. www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...newyorker.comWhat Life Is Actually Like in Gaza TodayNearly a year after the ceasefire in Gaza, the analyst Jaser AbuMousa explains the impediments to rebuilding, and the devastation of his own family. 115079
Reposted by dylan lerchjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety 3570051627
Reposted by dylan lerchFantasy Genius @fantasygenius.io · 20/09/2026Watching football @jonbois.bsky.social 201040174
Reposted by dylan lerchSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 161191533870
Reposted by dylan lerchJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/09/2026usually when i hear people say that the moon is a planet, i just have to shake my head. like, yes, if it’s a full moon? okay. you’ve got me there. a full moon is a circle and therefore a planet. outside of that, though, a planet either has to be a circle, like jupiter, or a dot, like stars 251299167
Reposted by dylan lerchJames @james.tarnation.lol · 28/11/2025[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy 2375052505
Reposted by dylan lerchCrushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 02/09/2026yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore 15276541887
Reposted by dylan lerchlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/08/2026just saw a young person doing something different from the way i do it. does anyone have a favorite way of projecting that behavior onto tens of millions of other people their age 463007326
Reposted by dylan lerchCasey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Gordon Ramsay: "Wow, nothing but maggoty bread? You think of Orcish cuisine, you think fresh, vibrant. It's like the chef has just given up, where's the passion, the anger? A taste of Mordor this isn't. What a shame. There isn't even any meat on this menu." 322362423
Reposted by dylan lerchMatt Lanza @mattlanza.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Do I know anyone that knows a bit about Quebec reservoir data, both historical and for a general questioning two? If I do, would you mind DMing me? 018
Reposted by dylan lerchHermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 11/12/2023the Wikipedia entry for axolotls reads like a Cake song 7548711219
Reposted by dylan lerchJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/08/2026what people are missing about the whole tarik skubal situation is that no baseball player is any better than any other baseball player. some were for quite a long time, but in 1979 the lord struck down one and all and condemned them to wear only one glove. now they're all wretches in god's sight 1395296
Reposted by dylan lerchJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/08/2026it's gotta be embarrassing to be a shortstop and explain to people what you do. yeah i'm an infielder. no i'm not the guy who throws it. no i don't have my own base. huh? no no, it's totally cool with ballpark security, they told me i can stand out there. hm? no, not "sportstop." shortstop. mhm 211215131
Reposted by dylan lerchlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please 6186501477
Reposted by dylan lerchspooky cannoli @boner.ink · 27/07/2026what's a good post to misinterpret and get mad about for beginners 592280303
Reposted by dylan lerchbog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 22/07/2026great recs. all the classics 3046211146
Reposted by dylan lerchmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 12/03/2025uhh i think you guys are gonna want to see this (i try to swing the monitor around but it's not on a swivel and it snaps off its base and clatters onto the floor) 81331185
Reposted by dylan lerchMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Spain gang, lock in 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸 3567448
Reposted by dylan lerch(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 17/07/2026[Cop, shining a light in my eyes, and then the passenger seat] you been reading any tomes tonight? [Me] no officer. [Cop] I pop the trunk I'm not going to find any scrolls? [Me] listen this is actually my buddy's car 7854129
Reposted by dylan lerchJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16/07/2026i feel like at this point forest fires are more trouble than they're worth 331661146
Reposted by dylan lerchNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Egypt wearing Falcons colors in Atlanta and holding a big lead in the fourth quarter makes me a bit nervous. 633640520
