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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 7h

ah yes. classic baseball rules.

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 7h

aw yea, october indoor baseball in florida, just as it was meant to be played

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i didn’t see the ending of rudolph until i was like 30 because i was absolutely terrified of the abominable snow monster

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i need to take my socks off but they’re so far away

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

my man looks like he wasn’t good enough to play bass in a creed cover band so plays bass for creed instead

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

remember, when someone survives a car crash, that’s god personally looking out for them, but when the state tries to kill someone and fails (twice), that’s just an oopsie and requires a do-over to fulfill god’s will

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

[hamlet giving directions] take the freeway to exit 2B… or is it exit 3B?

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hello Donald. This is your campaign manager speaking. I am advising you today to please keep doing this shit.

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with a doctor about your depression [JACK SMITH]: No [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please look at this picture of a great clown! [SMITH]: *crying* But Senator, I am Pagliacci

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

starting to think the plan is to lose by so much that it almost looks fake

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

finally we found a way to get kids to use screens!

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

this is an article about inflation and how everything costs more now but you’d never know it

Social Security's Trump bump-fueled 2027 COLA is set to make history 2 different ways
Story by Sean Williams

Key Points

• Arguably, no announcement is more anticipated than the annual cost-of-living adjustment (COLA) reveal, set for Oct. 14.

• Two of President Trump's policies are boosting consumer prices and lifting projections for next year's Social Security raise.

• In addition to a first-in-30-year event, tens of millions of retirees should enjoy their first silver lining since 2023.

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

today the wawa was running a promo for 50 cents off gas when you buy 2 cans of zyn and i know that says something about the economy but i’m not entirely sure what

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

oh are oil markets about to open again?

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

calls herself a fan but hasn’t been to a game in 4 years?

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

maybe i should get a rivian *looks up price* maybe i should get a donkey

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

dang didn’t even have time to post about how dart’s gonna get hurt before he got hurt

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

honestly did not see this one coming. impossible to predict.

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

didn’t realize it was possible for a female cat to have a dadbod

Cat lying on her back sleeping with little legs extended out

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

these tiny little solo stoves are silly but pretty awesome for getting rid of yard twigs

A little solo stove the size of a paint bucket burning some wood with a glass of Offerman Lagavulin

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

visited mount vernon today and one thing that really stuck with me was how there was no cell signal. george must’ve had really good wifi back then

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

nice try loverboy but you’re not fooling anyone

Liner notes from a Loverboy cassette

"Turn Me Loose," "Working For he Weekend," "Hot Girls In Love" and
"Queen Of The Broken Hearts," all included here. Viewed from the 1990s, Loverboy may not be considered politically correct, but since when has that mattered when raging teen hormones come into play. They
knew how to craft a pop tune. 'Nuff said.

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

it’s oktoberfest at applebees. all you can eat octobers for only $12.99

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

in the self checkout line buying cat food, ramen and beer and making sure everyone can see my wedding ring

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

i know it’s just a small sample size, but is it a good sign for the economy that a cash for gold place just opened up by me?

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

it’s called toyotathon because my buddy felix once got totally plastered and drove 26.2 miles in his tercel before hitting a telephone pole

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

someone on reddit posted a picture of their 10 year old iPad and said “i can’t believe my parents let me use this when i was 2” and now i have to get off reddit

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

i grew up in the shadows of these mountains, flipping stones and searching for crayfish in similar creeks. it truely is a magical place. she will be missed.

Passage from Pilgrim at Tinker Creek:

The world has signed a pact with the devil; it had to. It is a covenant to which every thing, even every hydrogen atom, is bound. The terms are clear: it you want to live, you have to die; you cannot have mountains and creeks without space, and space is a beauty married to a blind man. The blind man is Freedom, or Time, and he does not go anywhere without his great dog Death.
The world came into being with the signing of the contract. A scientist calls it the Second Law of Thermodynamics. A poet says,
"The force that through the green fuse drives the flower/ Drives my green age." This is what we know. The rest is gravy.

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ed Sheeran’s new opening act? You guessed it:

Norm Macdonald on SNL weekend update in front of a photo of - you guessed it - frank Stallone

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

J6 Prison Choir to open for Ed Sheeran at Kennedy Center

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

more like ed shearing off opening acts send tweet

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

got my flu and covid shots yesterday and they gave me smiley face bandaids instead of carebears so my arm is sore today ☹️

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

the ai won’t kill us all but the emissions from the power generated to make it will

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Martinez with 2 gourds the squirrels planted for me

A Martinez cocktail in front of two gourds that grew in our yard this year. The drink is in one of my favorite vintage glasses from the RMS Queen Elizabeth (etched into the base)

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

did Cindy Sheehan ever get an apology?

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

there’s no way would i drink any of the provided beverages tonight

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

holy crap are you guys watching this apple event?

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Conservative: We need to return to when Germany was great! Me: When, like with Gutenberg and the information revolution? Con: LOL no...no not that time. Me: So....The fall of the Berlin Wall and reunification? Con: Haha no not that time either Me: Which time, exactly? Con: Oh, you know the one

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