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Dr. Random J. Gopher

@drrandomjgopher.bsky.social
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Borned, growed up, lusting to be gentleman farmer with goats and a fine library.

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Dr. Random J. Gopher @drrandomjgopher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Washington celebrating as if they haven't been saved at every incompletion by the ref crew that found Michigan an extra second.
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Alicia @aliciablackgirl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This would have been a massive legal problem for her, if the United States still had a department of Justice.
cbsnews.com
Kimberly Guilfoyle associate says when she asked him for $100K, it was "quid pro quo"
White House officials were told that text messages between Kimberly Guilfoyle and Eric Deters were real, sources told CBS News.
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s been hugely sick(🤘) to find out that the Checks and Balances in our government are nothing more than gentlemen’s agreements that hinge on people being decent and acting in good faith, and buddy, we’re all out of decent, good-faith people.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 10/10/2026
It’s cool, and not incredibly demoralizing, that the last ~25 years (? more?) have been an increasingly flagrant demonstration that The Rules, as we were brought up to understand them, just do not apply to a lot of people
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Dr. Random J. Gopher @drrandomjgopher.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The understanding that past is prologue makes me think about this Twilight Zone episode often these days: The Obsolete Man. pluto.tv/us/shows/217...
pluto.tv
Watch The Twilight Zone Season 2 Episode 29 | Pluto TV
In a future totalitarian society, a librarian is declared obsolete and sentenced to death. Stream The Twilight Zone Season 2 episode 29 free on Pluto TV.
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 09/10/2026
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Me: I'm fine Also me:
The Donatello Teenage mutant ninja turtle costume from the original movie today. It's warm down and falling apart so as to look real creepy. The rubber around the mouth and neck is cracked and browning. It looks disheveled
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Martha Wells @marthawells.com · 24/09/2026
Behold, the prelaunch is open for the graphic novel of The Murderbot Diaries: All Systems Red!
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Dr. Random J. Gopher @drrandomjgopher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Meta leader in showing us legal but not ethical decisions.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
it turns out that a monkey cannot in fact do my job, long story short, he got us both fired
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Karl Jacoby @karl-jacoby.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Such awful reporting--the Smithsonian charter, which dates to the 1840s, is designed to prevent the sort of political meddling that Trump is now attempting.
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Inside Ukraine 🇺🇦 @insideukraine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Secret Agent Number Six @designationsix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If an agent or any individual attempts to stand between you and your ballot, civil rights organizations like the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) and the Brennan Center for Justice recommend the following immediate actions:
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I know I have scads of Marshmallows out there. You Veronica Mars fans want a book by an excellent researcher and writer? Here's your chance to make it happen.
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LunaLuvgood2020 @lunaluvgood2020.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The USPS is not in charge of Elections The President is not in charge of Elections The States are in charge of their own Elections Contact your Congressmen and Reps
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Deborah Weeks/A Woman for An Eternity @deborah-10.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Dr. Random J. Gopher @drrandomjgopher.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Not him too!
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 24/08/2026
sorry you’re feeling scared bud, but you have to get out of the car and go to school your mom is waiting for me to come eat her out with the door open
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Clowns are born the same way that they get out of cars and its horrific to watch
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Raw Story @rawstory.com · 24/08/2026
Sen. Roger Marshall (R-KS) spent nearly four times more taxpayer money than previously thought on travel to an out-of-state home: $18,886 for 14 official trips, Kansas City Star found.
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Republican caught 'covering his tracks' as life choice becomes opponent's attack ad
Sen. Roger Marshall (R-KS) spent nearly four times more taxpayer money than previously thought on travel to an out-of-state home that is quickly becoming a re-election liability despite his efforts to sell it.A new Kansas City Star analysis found Marshall billed taxpayers $18,886 for 14 official tri...
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Suzanne Rent @suzannerent.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just because the U.S. booze is back on some Canadian shelves doesn't mean Canadian consumers will buy it. I don't tolerate threats and demands from an insecure narcissist. Speak with your dollars. There's certainly plenty of choice in Nova Scotia booze. www.cbc.ca/news/busines...
cbc.ca
Canada's U.S. booze ban may end soon as trade deadline looms | CBC News
Provincial leaders say Prime Minister Mark Carney is asking them to allow American booze sales, ending a ban in response to U.S. President Donald Trump's trade war with Canada.
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Deborah Weeks/A Woman for An Eternity @deborah-10.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Every single thing happening in the corporate world right now is essentially "How do we get to Skynet as quickly as possible?"
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Richard Nixon was never arrested for his crimes, but his Attorney General John Mitchell was—for helping Nixon cover them up. Have fun with the next administration, Todd Blanche!
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rprobbins.bsky.social @rprobbins.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Facts, plain and straightforward💯🎯
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
new A24 biopic when
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 23/07/2026
Cacaodaemon
@samthielman.com
Joined Apr '23
Fighter
Bluesky Elder
Every news story is now "State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA)
where parishioners say they were
'blindsided."
11:33 PM • Feb 19, 2026 2 Some people can reply v
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
is there a pulitzer for photo captions because if so @theguardian.com just won it
Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the spanish national team.
Photograph: Javier García/Shutterstock
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Matthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 20/07/2026
It's a scam all the way down. Taylor Farms gave MAGA Inc. $1M USD less than a week after FDA postponed implementation of food traceability rules. www.patreon.com/mattbc/posts...
FEC Schedule A itemized receipt, line C. Contributor: Taylor Fresh Foods Inc, 911-B Blanco Circle, Salinas, CA 93902. Date of receipt: 03/26/2025. Transaction ID: SA17.4550. Amount of receipt this period: $1,000,000.00. Marked "Memo Item" and labeled "NON-CONTRIBUTION." Receipt-for boxes (Primary/General/Other) are blank. Aggregate year-to-date: $1,000,000.00.
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Dr. Random J. Gopher @drrandomjgopher.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So, soccer coaches either look like inspirational speakers corporate brought in or someone's schlumpy dad who shouts at the TV sports in his underwear?
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Mitch McConnell is fine. He's on a farm upstate oppressing people, and he's very happy
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This is how they found Mitch McConnell
ET, dead in a river again
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Economist Frustrated That Americans Think Higher Prices Mean Higher Prices
Photo of Fed governor Stephan Miran
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ceej @ceej.online · 01/06/2026
I'm excited to announce that today we have filed to take Magic Beans, Inc. public. This is an important milestone for our team, our investors, and our customers. We expect to list in the coming weeks, hopefully before the general public discovers the Terrible True Cost of our beans.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
but she’s taking some time to work on herself
Equipment blocks words on delivery truck causing it to read “Sara Lee doesn’t like Sara Lee.”
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
evergreen (via the brilliant @smoothdunk2.bsky.social)
a two-panel comic in which elon musk ignores a beautiful life of infinite possibilities in favor of screaming at people online because they do not find him funny
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Brian McFadden @mcfadden.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
It's the Federalist Society's junta, and we're its subjects.
dailykos.com
The Supreme Court library
A cartoon by Brian McFadden.
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Oh my. This is spectacular. sinceyouarrived.world/taken
sinceyouarrived.world
taken.
A web page that tells you what your browser gave away the moment you arrived. No login, no form, no permission. Most pages do this. None of them tell you.
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singlecatlady23.bsky.social @singlecatlady23.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The Sargent at Arms blocks Representative Justin Pearson from Memphis from entering a committee meeting about redrawing the map specifically for the district he represents.
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Lady Talia @djtalia.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Chrome is reaching into users' machines and writing a 4 GB on-device AI model file to disk without asking. It is the weights for Gemini Nano, Google's on-device LLM. Chrome did not ask. Chrome does not surface it. If the user deletes it, Chrome re-downloads it. www.thatprivacyguy.com/blog/chrome-...
thatprivacyguy.com
Google Chrome silently installs a 4 GB AI model on your device without consent. At a billion-device scale the climate costs are insane. — That Privacy Guy!
Google Chrome is downloading a 4 GB Gemini Nano model onto users' machines without consent, with no opt-in, no opt-out short of enterprise tooling, and an automatic re-download every time the user del...
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🎃trash🎃 (haunted) @dollarpbr.gay · 02/05/2026
an idiom passed around kitchens is “a falling knife has no handle” you’d be surprised how many situations this wisdom is applicable to
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Any journalist who fails to ask this question in their story is a Quisling.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
A billboard that says
BATTLES ARE WON WITHIN
KILL 4 oil
Die 4 pedos 
Marines
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Maarten Schenk @mschenk.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The best indication so far the WHCD Trump shooting wasn't staged? No evidence yet of huge insider bets just before it happened on Polymarket or Kalshi :-)
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Merrymac Farm Sanctuary @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
We had an emergency vet visit last night when Dewey was found with a torn eyelid. He will be fine with antibiotics and a special mask to protect the stitches, but incidents like this are expensive and make us so grateful for our monthly donors. Even at the $5/month level YOU make this care possible.
Photo of someone wearing nitro gloves, examining the eye of a brown pony with white mane and tail they’re using a flashlight and flushing his eye with a large syringe. Photo of someone wearing nitrile gloves, examining the eye of a brown pony with white mane and tail. It is dark and someone is pointing a flashlight at the ponies’s eye.
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Dirk Straun @dirk-straun.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
My conclusions were made seconds after I saw a headline but it's good to know the facts.
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Iowa Guy @iowaguy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
In a sane world this would be the end of any Iowa candidate, regardless of party. www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/p...
desmoinesregister.com
Steve King endorses Zach Lahn in Iowa governor's race
Former congressman Steve King threw his support behind Republican gubernatorial candidate Zach Lahn ahead of the June 2 primary election.
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