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Dr. Random J. Gopher

@drrandomjgopher.bsky.social
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Borned, growed up, lusting to be gentleman farmer with goats and a fine library.

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Dr. Random J. Gopher @drrandomjgopher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Washington celebrating as if they haven't been saved at every incompletion by the ref crew that found Michigan an extra second.
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Alicia @aliciablackgirl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This would have been a massive legal problem for her, if the United States still had a department of Justice.
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Kimberly Guilfoyle associate says when she asked him for $100K, it was "quid pro quo"
White House officials were told that text messages between Kimberly Guilfoyle and Eric Deters were real, sources told CBS News.
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s been hugely sick(🤘) to find out that the Checks and Balances in our government are nothing more than gentlemen’s agreements that hinge on people being decent and acting in good faith, and buddy, we’re all out of decent, good-faith people.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 10/10/2026
It’s cool, and not incredibly demoralizing, that the last ~25 years (? more?) have been an increasingly flagrant demonstration that The Rules, as we were brought up to understand them, just do not apply to a lot of people
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Dr. Random J. Gopher @drrandomjgopher.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The understanding that past is prologue makes me think about this Twilight Zone episode often these days: The Obsolete Man. pluto.tv/us/shows/217...
pluto.tv
Watch The Twilight Zone Season 2 Episode 29 | Pluto TV
In a future totalitarian society, a librarian is declared obsolete and sentenced to death. Stream The Twilight Zone Season 2 episode 29 free on Pluto TV.
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 09/10/2026
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Dr. Random J. Gopher @drrandomjgopher.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Congratulations!
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Me: I'm fine Also me:
The Donatello Teenage mutant ninja turtle costume from the original movie today. It's warm down and falling apart so as to look real creepy. The rubber around the mouth and neck is cracked and browning. It looks disheveled
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Dr. Random J. Gopher @drrandomjgopher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Clearly they know the right answer, but God forbid they find basic human compassion because the corporatization of society rewards sociopathic behavior.
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Martha Wells @marthawells.com · 24/09/2026
Behold, the prelaunch is open for the graphic novel of The Murderbot Diaries: All Systems Red!
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Dr. Random J. Gopher @drrandomjgopher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
May I suggest the original Tron? That'll learn 'em.
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Dr. Random J. Gopher @drrandomjgopher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is this where you do your Christian Minecraft tips?
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Dr. Random J. Gopher @drrandomjgopher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Meta leader in showing us legal but not ethical decisions.
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Dr. Random J. Gopher @drrandomjgopher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Yes, it's spelled Geoff, but pronounced 'Throat-warbler-mangrove'."
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Dr. Random J. Gopher @drrandomjgopher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Our brains are such bastards.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
it turns out that a monkey cannot in fact do my job, long story short, he got us both fired
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Dr. Random J. Gopher @drrandomjgopher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
But, only womens'.
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Dr. Random J. Gopher @drrandomjgopher.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*two weeks later* Bradshaw and Reynolds weekdays at noon!
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Karl Jacoby @karl-jacoby.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Such awful reporting--the Smithsonian charter, which dates to the 1840s, is designed to prevent the sort of political meddling that Trump is now attempting.
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Dr. Random J. Gopher @drrandomjgopher.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They clearly missed Deebo.
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Inside Ukraine 🇺🇦 @insideukraine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Secret Agent Number Six @designationsix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If an agent or any individual attempts to stand between you and your ballot, civil rights organizations like the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) and the Brennan Center for Justice recommend the following immediate actions:
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I know I have scads of Marshmallows out there. You Veronica Mars fans want a book by an excellent researcher and writer? Here's your chance to make it happen.
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LunaLuvgood2020 @lunaluvgood2020.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The USPS is not in charge of Elections The President is not in charge of Elections The States are in charge of their own Elections Contact your Congressmen and Reps
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Dr. Random J. Gopher @drrandomjgopher.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Well, when the whole philosophy of your group is "selfishness is fine, stop saying it isn't" the pleasure of others is never considered and must be somehow explained to make it someone else's fault.
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Dr. Random J. Gopher @drrandomjgopher.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Happy birthday!
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Deborah Weeks/A Woman for An Eternity @deborah-10.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Dr. Random J. Gopher @drrandomjgopher.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Not him too!
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 24/08/2026
sorry you’re feeling scared bud, but you have to get out of the car and go to school your mom is waiting for me to come eat her out with the door open
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Clowns are born the same way that they get out of cars and its horrific to watch
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Dr. Random J. Gopher @drrandomjgopher.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ooo...I do like Kojak...
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Raw Story @rawstory.com · 24/08/2026
Sen. Roger Marshall (R-KS) spent nearly four times more taxpayer money than previously thought on travel to an out-of-state home: $18,886 for 14 official trips, Kansas City Star found.
bit.ly
Republican caught 'covering his tracks' as life choice becomes opponent's attack ad
Sen. Roger Marshall (R-KS) spent nearly four times more taxpayer money than previously thought on travel to an out-of-state home that is quickly becoming a re-election liability despite his efforts to sell it.A new Kansas City Star analysis found Marshall billed taxpayers $18,886 for 14 official tri...
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Dr. Random J. Gopher @drrandomjgopher.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
And, a leaf that kinda looked like his grandma.
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Dr. Random J. Gopher @drrandomjgopher.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I recommend checking that they're allowed in the lease first.
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Suzanne Rent @suzannerent.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just because the U.S. booze is back on some Canadian shelves doesn't mean Canadian consumers will buy it. I don't tolerate threats and demands from an insecure narcissist. Speak with your dollars. There's certainly plenty of choice in Nova Scotia booze. www.cbc.ca/news/busines...
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Canada's U.S. booze ban may end soon as trade deadline looms | CBC News
Provincial leaders say Prime Minister Mark Carney is asking them to allow American booze sales, ending a ban in response to U.S. President Donald Trump's trade war with Canada.
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Deborah Weeks/A Woman for An Eternity @deborah-10.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Dr. Random J. Gopher @drrandomjgopher.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
In her Edgar-suit with an empty leather binder, saying corporate nonsense. America!
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Every single thing happening in the corporate world right now is essentially "How do we get to Skynet as quickly as possible?"
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Richard Nixon was never arrested for his crimes, but his Attorney General John Mitchell was—for helping Nixon cover them up. Have fun with the next administration, Todd Blanche!
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Dr. Random J. Gopher @drrandomjgopher.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Do you want Clickers?! Because that's how you get Clickers!
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rprobbins.bsky.social @rprobbins.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Facts, plain and straightforward💯🎯
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Dr. Random J. Gopher @drrandomjgopher.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Self-owns through history! +++Approved by the Inquisition+++
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Dr. Random J. Gopher @drrandomjgopher.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It's always Autons.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
new A24 biopic when
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Dr. Random J. Gopher @drrandomjgopher.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Nice pussy!
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Dr. Random J. Gopher @drrandomjgopher.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It is great nail polish
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 23/07/2026
Cacaodaemon
@samthielman.com
Joined Apr '23
Fighter
Bluesky Elder
Every news story is now "State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA)
where parishioners say they were
'blindsided."
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