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Dylan Schwan

@dreamindylans.bsky.social
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Writer. Film Enthusiast. Former Movie/Record Store Guy.

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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 23/09/2026
THE DEVILS (1971), RT if you agree
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 13/09/2026
The whole class looking at Bart waiting for him to “Say the line”
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Wabi Sabi For Costco Frankenstein Heads @wabisabi4robots.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Werner Herzog with a word balloon
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Brian Tallerico @briantallerico.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Disney+ released a list of essential projects to watch before AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY: Iron Man Thor Spider-Man 2 Doctor Strange Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping Guardians of the Galaxy Black Panther Captain America: Civil War The Leftovers Season 2 Loki Moon Knight The Punisher Crimes of the Future
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Bill-a Lugosi's Dead @neokefka99.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"But there's a section of the audience out there that thinks sex scenes are bad because the characters can't consent to being seen!" Yes and we call those people *huge fucking weirdos* and you shouldn't listen to them at all.
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
John Landis on the set of three amigos told Chevy Chase he was going to kill him and Chase responded “with what, there’s no helicopter here,” and that may be the only funny and good thing Chevy has ever said
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weinberg @weinbergs.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
also responsible for the deaths of three people.
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Allison Pregler 📼🎃 @allisonpregler.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This is an actual storyboard for Evil Dead 2. People don't need AI to make beautiful art.
A storyboard for Evil Dead 2. A crude cartoon man screams at a big, squiggly hand. He has a giant O for a mouth.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
ok i keep seeing “hydration break” in all these games. who is hydration
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
[poster with photos of Nolan Ryan, Robin Ventura, Craig Grebeck and Bo Jackson]
The history of charging the mound
Episode 9
Robin Ventura vs. Nolan Ryan
Premieres in two parts on Secret Base's Patreon
Part 1: July 6th (44 minutes) | Part 2: August 3rd (38 minutes)
Releases on YouTube in October
patreon.com/SecretBase
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 04/05/2026
"For this focus group, conducted shortly before a sustained green glow began emanating from the station’s superlaser array, we spoke with residents who said they had backed Emperor Palpatine but now felt conflicted."
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“They Would Never Use the Death Star on Us”: Alderaan Residents Reflect on Their Support for the Empire as a Large Imperial Installation Enters the System
“For this focus group, conducted shortly before a sustained green glow began emanating from the station’s superlaser array, we spoke with residents who said ...
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I do think in a sense we became culturally "dumber" the more we drove out tastemakers as "elitist" in favour of democratized art spaces and the metascores of the masses. I'll take thoughtful curation over the wisdom of crowds and algorithms every day of the week.
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
yeah i’m addicted to porn. porn myself an ice cold refreshing ginger ale
My hand, holding a glass with ice and a can of Canada Dry ginger ale
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.
Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
which Nine Inch Nails song is this
Assumption Parish marquee: “LORD, EMPTY ME. FILL ME. USE ME.”
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
“Two can play at that game” is literally the Drebin quote here when he takes an innocent woman hostage to cluelessly fight the enemy
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
one of many reasons i will never accept abandoning my trans siblings or the broader queer community for the purposes of "a bigger tent"
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
i feel like the yankees are obsessed with playing baseball. almost every day they’re like oh, we’re gonna play a baseball game, or like oh, we’re gonna wear baseball uniforms today. and it’s just like, okay
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I guess I'm a Kasey Musgraves fan now?
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@Kacey Musgraves

Hey Mick if you zoom way into the videos you can also see a really clear angle of Bigfoot riding your mom

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@MickWest. Apr 10
The @Kacey Musgraves UFO sighting video has been identified by @flarkey as being 100% consistent with Starlink horizon flares. Her plane was in the flare zone for the entire flight, and the flares appeared in the right position, moving and fading at the same speed as seen on the x.com/TMZ/status/204...

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Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
AVOID INTENTIONAL HARM APOLOGIZE AND MAKE AMENDS WHEN YOU DO CAUSE HARM FIND YOUR PEOPLE CARE FOR THOSE PEOPLE CARE FOR YOURSELF MIND YOUR BUSINESS LET EVERYONE FUCKING LIVE
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Jake Cole @jakecole.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
“Art is an empathy machine” is maybe too simplistic a mantra but A) not by much and B) it’s one of the easiest ways to break out of the constant propaganda we are force-fed about anyone who isn’t white.
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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 06/04/2026
“How lucky is the United States that everytime they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead”- Spain Deputy Gabriel Rufián
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Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
“Rowling has made it abundantly clear that she thinks attacking transgender people via the legal system is a worthwhile cause and a good use of her vast personal fortune…there’s no way to watch this show without supporting Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting…”
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
tapping the sign
a grainy image of john waters saying "remember, pornographers have always been on our side. Brave, ready to fight for our rights. Smut is our friend."
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Ed Stern @edstern.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Masterly.
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Since Universal owns Focus Features, I think they should add some more roaming characters to their theme parks
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
This guy gets it.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 19/02/2026
“i was forced by a bleeding heart in the homeowners’ association to watch zone of interest and the tension for me the whole time was whether the kids were going to be weird to the parents about the neighbors or if they’d be grateful for all the free shoes.”
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Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
ICE agents tried to quietly get Mexican food in Minneapolis, local neighbors and protesters found out and shamed then out of the neighborhood!
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jae holzman @jael.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
“I’m not a political person. I’m in the arts” is one of the stupidest things I have ever read in my entire life
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
just choked on my beverage
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@ Threads
Greg Bovino was asked how he felt about his demotion today. "Well, obviously, I'm not happy", he replied.
Someone in the crowd shouted back, "So which one are you?"
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Thank you to this lady for mercilessly bullying Greg Bovino to his puny face in front of his personal SS guard www.instagram.com/reel/DTdsP1W...
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Greg Bovino tonight
Rudolf Hoss leaving the building in The Zone of Interest
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Stephanie Carvin @stephaniecarvin.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Just as a follow-up to this, here is a picture of the letter I sent my MP. I will post the text in the alt-text below if you want to copy use it as a basis for your own letter to your own MP. You can find out who your MP is here: www.ourcommons.ca/Members/en
Dear [MP NAME]

It is with growing alarm that I am watching events unfold in Minnesota and the tactics being used by Immigration, Customs and Enforcement (ICE)in the United States. We are at the point that even Republican governors are calling developments there excessive and not in the interest of the American people.

I am aware that a number of Canadian companies have contracts with or are working with ICE such as Hootsuite, Roshel and Jim Pattison Developments.

I think it is important for Parliament to investigate whether these companies are following Canadian law, how they are monitoring these companies for compliance and whether or not this is in the interest of Canada and Canadians.

It is my belief that the CEOs of these companies should be asked to answer these questions in front of a Parliamentary committee such as INDU.

I appreciate this is not presently the file you are working on, but as my MP I will appreciate it if you can discuss this matter at Cabinet or with your MP colleagues.

Perhaps there is not a lot that Canada can do about what we are seeing across the border, but it is my view that we must do what we can. Parliament’s attention to this matter is urgent.

Sincerely,

[YOUR NAME]
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Transphobia is a cancer of the heart and mind. It is a useless fear, based on ignorance and cruelty. Trans people are not responsible for a single one of the problems we face. Do the world a favor and grow the fuck up.
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
It’s disgusting that Tony Kushner had to stand up to a man who was saying Renee Good got what was coming to her. But without that happening we might never have known that he needlepoints pillows with scenes from The Shining
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Those social media smear campaigns against women, especially queer women, laid the path to people celebrating the murder of a queer woman by a man in a uniform who called her a “fucking bitch” afterward. They unlocked the entitlement and rage to cheer gender-based violence from the online sidelines.
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Rob L. White (‘Cuddle’ Short Film OUT NOW!!) @therlwrites.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
goodnight horror fam 🖤😈🫶
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Interesting trivia: you can legally strike anyone who disparages this movie in your presence three (3) times in their face or one (1) time in their abdomen
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Mandy Patinkin and Kathryn Grody @mandykathryn.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
The tragedy of Rob and Michelle’s deaths are incomprehensible. I’m hearing Rob’s voice telling us all to do more, to repair the human soul, to repair our hearts, to repair our country, to repair our world, to keep fighting, to keep living for every soul taken from this earth.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Morgan Freeman in The Shawshank Redemption, sitting under a tree, reading a letter saying "Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things."
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Who knew witnessing a murder could make you laugh
AOC to Riley Gaines: Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn’t have come in fifth.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Crying screaming throwing up Normal feelings as a Mariners fan
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 23/09/2025
if you're a person who doesn't see the unalloyed good in Warner Bros spending $150 million on a loose Pynchon adaptation by Paul Thomas Anderson, we simply do not occupy the same reality
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I don’t think it’s dramatic to say that the Mariners sweeping the Astros is one of the biggest series wins they’ve ever pulled off. What a squad.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Beating the Astros twice?
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Andrew Neal | Added Value Books @wanderlane.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife
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