Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 18hThinking of all the exes I've "let go"; I do hope they appreciated their generous post-ghosting severance packages 0140
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Glad to see my online silo is all in agreement that that RS Ella Langley piece is very unserious 1644
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Whoever created that fucking Takeoff Quavo "Hotel Lobby" AI trend deserves to be cursed with bubble guts in perpetuity 0256
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026There's a very popular website dedicated to informing you whether or not a dog dies in a movie, and it's existed for at least(?) 15 years. 2313
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026At the very least we should all be able to agree that Nate Bargatze naming THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JIMMY FALLON as one of the best TV shows of this century is a diabolical reveal; truly unhinged taste worthy of social ostracizing 71019
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just one of them days when the social discourse goes off on ... iced coffee???? 2291
Reposted by Aisha HarrisJudy Berman @judyberman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The other list ain't so bad, but I do love my weird lil baby 98214
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Thank you, Josh, for providing a little bit of daily joy (and sometimes angst!) with these brackets! The correct song won. :-) And to the Blue Sky gods -- GIVE POLLING FEATURES TO THE PEOPLE GODDAMNIT 1233
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Part of Your World": You give it an inch, and it swims all over you. (Good! Sorry, Genie.) 6201
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"Choosin' Texas" breaking the Hot 100 Billboard record ... 2360
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Oh thank goodness! 🙌🏾 But the way I've seen people on here pulling hard for "I'll Make a Man Out of You" (a good but not great song) while clowning "Let It Go" (a perfect song, idc idc) is truly baffling. "Friend Like Me" let's goooooooooooooo 3102
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"I'll Make a Man Out of You"???? Donny Osmond???? My fellow millennials have let me down, but whatever. In this round, the mermaid gets my vote, even though I know she'll probably be easily drowned by the cricket. 2132
Reposted by Aisha HarrisKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually 11996981920
Reposted by Aisha HarrisSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 20/09/2026If Thomas Chatterton Williams agrees with you there is something foundationally wrong with your argument 61036112
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A few of my favorites out of TIFF: www.npr.org/2026/09/19/n...npr.orgHere are 8 movies we loved at the Toronto International Film FestivalA thoughtful comedy starring Seth Rogen and Anna Kendrick, a haunting adaptation of Mrs. Dalloway set in Lagos, and a (possible?) swan song from acclaimed filmmaker Mike Leigh stood out at TIFF. 1192
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026When you stand for nothing, your tour falls apart 31346
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It's that time of year again, when I thank my lucky stars I have a partner who despises football season as much as I do 1352
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The discourse around Chris Rock’s new movie is gonna be soooo fun 🙃 2201
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’m already seven movies into TIFF ‘26 and shocked that Charli XCX has yet to pop up in anything I’ve seen 0150
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 03/09/2026“Only the good die young,” sure — often, I guess — but then some people, like Gloria Steinem, live long enough to see many of the fruits of their labor flourish and then depressingly wither away because progress is never fully linear 114519
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 02/09/2026One of the YT comments is "I like how they're showing the kids personalities and friendship more," a maddening reminder that the vast majority of people just aren't at all deep or discerning about the culture they consume 0383
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Would much rather watch PSYCHO told from the p.o.v. of the shower curtain, tbh 419429
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Ti West and Johnny Depp trying to Elphaba Scrooge lololol 🫠 3868
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I cannot possibly take seriously anyone who reads Dolly Parton's politics as "neutral." 335448
Reposted by Aisha HarrisKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026The grim reaper is just shooting at the wall blindfolded 101159163
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Some drunk assholes have been yelling and blasting music from their car outside our house (in a fully residential neighborhood) for an hour now and they don’t even have the decency to pay for an ad-free streaming service ffs 1993
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Ryan Murphy apparently doing his version of “Obama playing spades with Malcolm and Tupac” fan art 0211
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I know plenty of millennials who've never been partiers -- warehouse, club, house, whatever. Non-partying nerds (and I say this affectionately) have and will always exist across generations. I still go out sometimes, and in The Bay at least, every gen, including boomers, is represented. 🤷🏾♀️ 81248
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 13/08/2026How can I ever miss 30 ROCK when real life keeps serving up delicious chaos like this 07014
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 11/08/2026A black woman-owned wine bar here in Oakland announced its closing months ago. Sucks, but small business is hard. 🤷🏾♀️ Come to find out they’ve done a hard pivot into an “AI Lab” for “women who are ready to move beyond simply talking about AI and start building with it.” lol fuck allll the way off 4945
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Ahhhh I cannot wait to listen to this! Have very strong memories of my mom having the LET'S TALK ABOUT LOVE cd on repeat in the car, and when I'm drunk enough, I will attempt "It's All Coming Back to Me Now" at karaoke. 0202
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Because I saw them a day apart and I couldn’t bear to only think about the insidiously pro-authoritarian “sex” comedy, I wrote about what it might mean to have both ONE NIGHT ONLY and the excellent, truly horny TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH come out on the same weekend. www.npr.org/2026/08/08/n...npr.orgA tale of two very different horny moviesOne Night Only manages to fail as a dystopia and as a rom-com. Meanwhile, Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma is a perfect tale for this moment — if you don't mind your eroticism with a side of gore. 16011
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Ah yes, but you’ll leave in the part where the wisecracking tween makes a “joke” about sitting on someone’s face 5313
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Today I learned there's a MARTIN spinoff coming out next month.🤔 www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4qr...youtube.comMartin SPINOFF! First Look at 'The Varnell Hill Show'YouTube video by Entertainment Tonight 2122
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Every time I think about ONE NIGHT ONLY the movie, I hear this song in my head, and frankly that's a lot better than actively thinking about the "maybe fascists are on to something" "sex" comedy in theaters now. (Full PCHH reviews dropping tomorrow.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=wypB...youtube.comONE NIGHT ONLY DANCE VERSIONYouTube video by Cindyork HongKong 0322
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Oh ffs (I went with “Gaston,” but this hurts!) 2101
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 02/08/2026"The King" died again in that moment of stunned silence, sandwiched wickedly between Costas' posit that "Elvis was a talented guy" and Ray's withering reply of "Well ... uh -- ok." 17317
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 31/07/2026For my fellow critics who applied for TIFF accreditation this year -- have you heard yet whether or not you've been confirmed to attend? Per usual, notice is supposed to be given by "end of July," which is today, but I don't recall it ever taking this long to find out either way. 250
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 28/07/2026O media literacy, where art thou? (Not on Threads! Never on Threads!) 2170
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 27/07/2026This is tough but “Baby Mine” has to be it. Such a beautiful song, and heartbreaking within the context of the visuals. Up there with “Remember Me” and “When She Loved Me” for saddest moments in a Pixar/Disney song. 1172
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Oh! www.complex.com/music/a/will...complex.comChris Brown Pleads Guilty After UK Nightclub Brawl, Faces Three Years in PrisonChris Brown has pleaded guilty to affray in connection to... 49727
Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 17/07/2026lol. Played myself. Even after they had already announced “boarding is complete,” (several minutes ago) two stragglers arrived. Fml. I will never know peace. 5500