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SIMONE 🩷

@simonee.bsky.social
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i have many thoughts opinions and interests | they/she | jew for a free Palestine born and raised in NYC and really annoying about it linktr.ee/parasocialyte

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 9h
i am pure of heart and soul and i think the gods of pokemon cards should see that and let me buy just one (1) 30th anniversary etb
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
babe it’s 5 am time to run up that hill and make a deal with god
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Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God) - 2018 Remaster
Kate Bush · Hounds of Love (2018 Remaster) · Song · 1985
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i’m just so very tired. i’ve been hearing these stories from women for all my life, stories from 1973 to now and every year in between. and nothing changes in the stories. victims today are still being treated the same way they were 50 years ago. nothing ever ends differently.
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how it feels
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Salad
Blondshell · Blondshell · Song · 2023
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it was really hard to narrow down to only 9 but these are definitely 9 movies that have shaped my life
Singin' in the Rain, Spirited Away, The Producers, Dirty Dancing, 10 Things I Hate About You, The Thin Man, The Sound of Music, Do the Right Thing, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i really love this year’s batch of bakers!!! there isn’t anyone i dislike, they all seem so lovely. faves rn are Molly and the Gays
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
genuinely so happy with Nigella Lawson on bake off, she really holds her own against Paul and doesn’t let him be the dictator he got away with being too often when Prue was the co-judge
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
finally starting this year’s bake off
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Honoré de Ballsack @mnurkic.online · 27/09/2026
Hemingway was an amateur. Six words? Try six characters.
The back of a white Toyota Hiace style van, with a yellow number plate reading DJ 30 NY
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
meeting his big brother 🥹 (big dog is Nigel, little puppy is Ernie)
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
IMPORTANT: my aunt and uncle have a new puppy
A little golden retriever puppy sits under a chair/someone's legsThe puppy sleeping in his little puppy bed
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you can just eat half of a bag of pistachios btw
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
how the combo covid booster/flu shot is hitting rn
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Wile E Coyote Tiny Toon Adventures
Alt: Anvil dropping on Wile E. Coyote
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i did think after the lady said "we ain't scared of no hawk" that the ghostbusters theme was going to start playing and honestly i am disappointed that it didn't
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Sandy Ernest Allen @sandyernestallen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trolling the libs for clicks has actual consequences and this isn’t ethical journalism. The Boston Globe is celebrating its new subscribers or whatever but they should be ashamed. This is punching down.
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
sharks i am asking for an investment of $228 so i can buy the fashion brand company Adult Wizard Cape
Model wearing a very long and large dark blue velvet wizard's cape with several stars of different colors and sizes scattered across it.
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
okay absolutely crazy development, one of my neighbors also saw this cat today and from the front it looks INCREDIBLY similar to the cat i saw back in july that i thought had died, could just be a littermate but those markings are so identical
Photo from today of a tuxedo cat with a white bib and mustache, short socks on its front paws, and long socks in the back.Photo from July of tuxedo cat with EXTREMELY similar markings to the previous photo
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a hot new bombshell (unknown feral cat) has entered the villa (backyard)
Lump of a little black cat taking a nap on a big pile of sticks and leaves and stuff
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
season 6 of Slow Horses on Apple TV: “this season is really great!” -my mom
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm 24. All celebrity news looks like this:
'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my new favorite bit (and my dad’s least favorite bit) is that when he asks me if i want a fig i indignantly yell WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 23/09/2026
had reserved commenting on this because it felt very “look at the freak queers infighting,” especially at the same time as the boston globe running digital main-page transphobia. turns out that’s exactly what it is
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tom from Succession in the scene where he's interviewing a guy who is definitely a nazi and the guy admits to having read mein kampf "a few times"
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
just managed to catch and flush an absolutely gigantic wasp down the toilet they’re calling me the bravest girl to ever live
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Martin Chuzzlewit
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
one of my friends found a sickly kitten (now named Finn) on the street & she has been nursing him back to health. unfortunately his sickliness isn’t going away as fast as it should & she’s had to spend more and more on vet costs for his care which is getting expensive. please share/give if you can!
gofundme.com
Donate to Keep Finn Happy and Healthy, organized by Aminah M
By now if you’ve been following my account you know about Finn, his care, and his journey. W… Aminah M needs your support for Keep Finn Happy and Healthy
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
yogurt for breakfast today #gilearmaxxing
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
this sounds like a bit but it absolutely is not. i was having an absolutely horrible mental spiral and then i opened instagram and saw that this week is Fat Bear Week and it genuinely snapped me completely out of it. that’s how much i love Fat Bear Week
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ebay pokemon scalper accepted my absolute lowball offer #scamthemback
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
drinking soooo many mini cans of ginger ale i feel like my good personal friend shane hollander
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
turtle :)
Two turtles, one bigger and one smaller, bask in the sun on a partly submerged log
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neuse river hag @neuseriverhag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i guess my take on the whole "should we throw trans people under the bus y/n" thing is that in this sort of environment, where the opposition party shot itself repeatedly in the dick and balls by starting an illegal war that made gas cost a million dollars, it shouldn't even be on the table
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
tilly norwood vs fred flintstone made up: ✅ / ✅ has a job: ❌ / ✅ catchphrase: ❌ / ✅ pet dinosaur: ❌ / ✅ is a virgin: ✅ / ❌
Tilly Norwood, an inhuman gollum shaped like a perky brunette Fred Flintstone
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
fucked up on this Bee’s Knees feeling like i know a whoopee spot where the gin is cold but the piano’s hot
Cocktail in a coupe glass with a slice of lemon sitting on top
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
you mean to tell me the lady that was sucking dick and cock at Beetlejuice: The Musical has inappropriate sexual boundaries????
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
absolutely disgraceful
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i am bringing a stress level to my grandmother’s 90th birthday lunch that is animal being hunted for sport
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
girl who is going to trim her bangs 15 minutes before she has to leave the house 🫶
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
let’s play guess the movie my 90 year old grandmother is trying to remember the name of! clue: “it’s a very good movie, there’s a call girl and and a police officer who comes to New York City”
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
convenience store at the rest stop was selling 2 packs of pokemon cards for FIFTY DOLLARS. i need everyone to get a grip right now
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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 19/09/2026
(⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
one of my friends found a sickly kitten (now named Finn) on the street & she has been nursing him back to health. unfortunately his sickliness isn’t going away as fast as it should & she’s had to spend more and more on vet costs for his care which is getting expensive. please share/give if you can!
gofundme.com
Donate to Keep Finn Happy and Healthy, organized by Aminah M
By now if you’ve been following my account you know about Finn, his care, and his journey. W… Aminah M needs your support for Keep Finn Happy and Healthy
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
important information: the tiramisu coffee at dunkin absolutely slaps
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
motherfucker that's Christopher Walken
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
apparently i'm "not allowed" to be rude to my bitch cousin that everyone hates who forced her way into my grandmother's 90th birthday lunch #censorship #firstamendment
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 17/09/2026
so the official bluesky policy position is that you can't tell someone to kill themselves but you can tell a protected minority category that you hope that state kills them. Am i getting that right.
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
have i ever watched Dancing with the Stars even once in my life? no. am i watching it now? also no. am i spam texting the voting number so i can vote 10 times for Amber Glenn? YOU FUCKIN KNOW I AM
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the eagle has landed 🫡 auntie vacation over for now 👋❤️
Chauncey on a green and black checkered floorChauncey in her little window nook
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