SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 9hi am pure of heart and soul and i think the gods of pokemon cards should see that and let me buy just one (1) 30th anniversary etb 040
SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026babe it’s 5 am time to run up that hill and make a deal with godopen.spotify.comRunning Up That Hill (A Deal With God) - 2018 RemasterKate Bush · Hounds of Love (2018 Remaster) · Song · 1985 0120
SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i’m just so very tired. i’ve been hearing these stories from women for all my life, stories from 1973 to now and every year in between. and nothing changes in the stories. victims today are still being treated the same way they were 50 years ago. nothing ever ends differently. 1182
SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026how it feelsopen.spotify.comSaladBlondshell · Blondshell · Song · 2023 010
SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026it was really hard to narrow down to only 9 but these are definitely 9 movies that have shaped my life 1100
SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i really love this year’s batch of bakers!!! there isn’t anyone i dislike, they all seem so lovely. faves rn are Molly and the Gays 040
SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026genuinely so happy with Nigella Lawson on bake off, she really holds her own against Paul and doesn’t let him be the dictator he got away with being too often when Prue was the co-judge 150
Reposted by SIMONE 🩷Honoré de Ballsack @mnurkic.online · 27/09/2026Hemingway was an amateur. Six words? Try six characters. 25012
SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026meeting his big brother 🥹 (big dog is Nigel, little puppy is Ernie) 3120
SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026how the combo covid booster/flu shot is hitting rnstatic.klipy.comWile E Coyote Tiny Toon AdventuresAlt: Anvil dropping on Wile E. Coyote 3180
SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i did think after the lady said "we ain't scared of no hawk" that the ghostbusters theme was going to start playing and honestly i am disappointed that it didn't 0120
Reposted by SIMONE 🩷Sandy Ernest Allen @sandyernestallen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Trolling the libs for clicks has actual consequences and this isn’t ethical journalism. The Boston Globe is celebrating its new subscribers or whatever but they should be ashamed. This is punching down. 28722
SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026sharks i am asking for an investment of $228 so i can buy the fashion brand company Adult Wizard Cape 2150
SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026okay absolutely crazy development, one of my neighbors also saw this cat today and from the front it looks INCREDIBLY similar to the cat i saw back in july that i thought had died, could just be a littermate but those markings are so identical 1120
SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026a hot new bombshell (unknown feral cat) has entered the villa (backyard) 0210
SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026season 6 of Slow Horses on Apple TV: “this season is really great!” -my mom 150
SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026my new favorite bit (and my dad’s least favorite bit) is that when he asks me if i want a fig i indignantly yell WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME 1170
Reposted by SIMONE 🩷jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 23/09/2026had reserved commenting on this because it felt very “look at the freak queers infighting,” especially at the same time as the boston globe running digital main-page transphobia. turns out that’s exactly what it is 329873
SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026just managed to catch and flush an absolutely gigantic wasp down the toilet they’re calling me the bravest girl to ever live 2200
Reposted by SIMONE 🩷SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026one of my friends found a sickly kitten (now named Finn) on the street & she has been nursing him back to health. unfortunately his sickliness isn’t going away as fast as it should & she’s had to spend more and more on vet costs for his care which is getting expensive. please share/give if you can!gofundme.comDonate to Keep Finn Happy and Healthy, organized by Aminah MBy now if you’ve been following my account you know about Finn, his care, and his journey. W… Aminah M needs your support for Keep Finn Happy and Healthy 11913
SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026this sounds like a bit but it absolutely is not. i was having an absolutely horrible mental spiral and then i opened instagram and saw that this week is Fat Bear Week and it genuinely snapped me completely out of it. that’s how much i love Fat Bear Week 3370
SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026ebay pokemon scalper accepted my absolute lowball offer #scamthemback 1110
SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026drinking soooo many mini cans of ginger ale i feel like my good personal friend shane hollander 0121
Reposted by SIMONE 🩷neuse river hag @neuseriverhag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026i guess my take on the whole "should we throw trans people under the bus y/n" thing is that in this sort of environment, where the opposition party shot itself repeatedly in the dick and balls by starting an illegal war that made gas cost a million dollars, it shouldn't even be on the table 639785
Reposted by SIMONE 🩷Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026tilly norwood vs fred flintstone made up: ✅ / ✅ has a job: ❌ / ✅ catchphrase: ❌ / ✅ pet dinosaur: ❌ / ✅ is a virgin: ✅ / ❌ 713796529
SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026fucked up on this Bee’s Knees feeling like i know a whoopee spot where the gin is cold but the piano’s hot 1170
SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026you mean to tell me the lady that was sucking dick and cock at Beetlejuice: The Musical has inappropriate sexual boundaries???? 4502
SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026i am bringing a stress level to my grandmother’s 90th birthday lunch that is animal being hunted for sport 0150
SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026girl who is going to trim her bangs 15 minutes before she has to leave the house 🫶 0140
SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026let’s play guess the movie my 90 year old grandmother is trying to remember the name of! clue: “it’s a very good movie, there’s a call girl and and a police officer who comes to New York City” 140
SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026convenience store at the rest stop was selling 2 packs of pokemon cards for FIFTY DOLLARS. i need everyone to get a grip right now 1162
SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026one of my friends found a sickly kitten (now named Finn) on the street & she has been nursing him back to health. unfortunately his sickliness isn’t going away as fast as it should & she’s had to spend more and more on vet costs for his care which is getting expensive. please share/give if you can!gofundme.comDonate to Keep Finn Happy and Healthy, organized by Aminah MBy now if you’ve been following my account you know about Finn, his care, and his journey. W… Aminah M needs your support for Keep Finn Happy and Healthy 11913
SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026important information: the tiramisu coffee at dunkin absolutely slaps 271
SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026apparently i'm "not allowed" to be rude to my bitch cousin that everyone hates who forced her way into my grandmother's 90th birthday lunch #censorship #firstamendment 3170
Reposted by SIMONE 🩷Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 17/09/2026so the official bluesky policy position is that you can't tell someone to kill themselves but you can tell a protected minority category that you hope that state kills them. Am i getting that right. 964091947
SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026have i ever watched Dancing with the Stars even once in my life? no. am i watching it now? also no. am i spam texting the voting number so i can vote 10 times for Amber Glenn? YOU FUCKIN KNOW I AM 170
SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026the eagle has landed 🫡 auntie vacation over for now 👋❤️ 0120