Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026LeBron James didn't leave his family just to take a delay of game on 4th and 1. 010
Reposted by TristanClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women 6138803683
Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 30/07/2026As a Sixers fan, imagine being shown this image in 2014. 020
Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I've always said Space Jam 2 was better than the first! 000
Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 22/07/2026If you're LeBron, do you want to go to an organization that can't even handle not posting an unannounced press conference link mistakenly, or one that pulled off the trade of the off-season without even a single rumor about it leaking? 000
Reposted by Tristanthe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill 54155853778
Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Gotta respect that the Sixers saw their draw for the NBA Cup next season and decided to load up! 010
Reposted by TristanAvi Wolfman-Arent @avi-wa.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Another great one from @augetoffmygold.bsky.social. Related to more of this than I care to admit www.rightstorickysanchez.com/p/20-things-...rightstorickysanchez.com20 Things I Don't Like (And 20 Things I Do Like) About Turning 40Get ready for Existential AU. 131
Reposted by TristanElder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed 123138663804
Reposted by TristanMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 27/05/2026as much as i appreciate the democrats responding with vigor for once, the fact that republicans are using "transgender" as a slur for a political candidate is fucking horrifying and dems need to quickly figure out a way to address it head on. calling stephen miller ugly isn't a long-term fix. 2585490982
Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 23/05/2026At least Bob Myers will undoubtedly hit on the 22nd overall pick, right? 000
Reposted by TristanBrandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 16/05/2026On the left is an Onion headline from March. On the right is Reuters, today. 21491752481
Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Felt like a game where it would have been really helpful to have another young set of legs who could hit an open shot coming off the bench. 000
Reposted by TristanThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/04/2026Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’ theonion.com/supreme-court-overturn… 114138144222
Reposted by Tristanm @keptsimple.bsky.social · 13/04/2026This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist 108137622530
Reposted by TristanSam Barlow 🔥 @mrsambarlow.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Eating muffins in bed with my boo whilst we use a calculator and read my favorite book, "The Cotton". We love to fight over the one glass of orange juice whilst sitting on top of the covers 3436765
Reposted by TristanDerek Bodner @derekbodner.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I desperately miss that period of my life where I didn't have to wake up every morning worried that a genocidal maniac with a 5th grade understanding of the world and a kink for blowing things up didn't wake up on the wrong side of the bed. 612016
Reposted by Tristanandy™ @andylevy.net · 03/04/2026you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides the nytimes: 134135463108
Reposted by Tristan🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 31/03/2026The Supreme Court did not strike down conversion therapy bans today. Not nationwide. Not in Colorado. Not anywhere. Here's what actually happened in Chiles v. Salazar—and why the coverage you're seeing serves the conservative legal movement more than it serves you. 13352162910
Reposted by TristanKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 27/03/2026They want to police our genitalia and run tests on our bodies to “prove” we are women, at which point they will still deny it. This is why the only feminism is trans-inclusive and why transphobia and anti-trans discrimination should be a top political priority. 173979750
Reposted by TristanFive-Time Regional Kosho Championship Semi-Finalist @unaha-closp.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Very on-brand for Gingrich to seek out a new, younger canal the moment the current canal starts having health problems 452103521974
Reposted by TristanLyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 06/03/2026“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit 753207154379
Reposted by TristanMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/02/2026"Bluesky doesn't have the juice." "Real media access is still only on Twitter." "No one important uses or will ever use this site." Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you. 77101282228
Reposted by TristanMichael Schulman @michaelschulman.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Paramount right now. 241222226
Reposted by TristanFLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾 533187603067
Reposted by TristanEliza Orlins @elizaorlins.bsky.social · 23/02/2026I was on Survivor twice, and I’ll never be on Survivor again. And I don’t care. I’m going on the record. youtu.be/JF8yn95-B-8youtu.beAhead of Survivor 50: Why I Can’t Stay SilentYouTube video by Eliza Orlins 4437982
Reposted by TristanKim Wexler's Ponytail 🐝💛🎗 @madisonkittay.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it. 542263116385
Reposted by TristanPrem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 25/01/2026An insane, perfect encapsulation of it all: The same day Trump’s agents kill a Veterans Affairs ICU nurse in broad daylight, the CEOs of Apple and Amazon join Trump to watch a private screening of a film about his wife directed by an alleged sexual abuser who was seen shirtless in the Epstein Files 26362612275
Reposted by TristanErik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Yesterday a reporter asked me for comment about Minneapolis’ opposition to ICE. I got kind of worked up and sent way more than I should have. The piece is great—it’s in my prior post. But I wanted post my comments in full here: 315056
Reposted by TristanLorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 18/01/2026The absolute accuracy of this. 1027288405051
Reposted by TristanAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/01/2026maybe the 6 month old they tear gassed was driving right at them, maybe think about that before you pass judgement 522816499
Reposted by TristanBen Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 15/01/2026the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained 6690712018
Reposted by TristanPhilip Bump @pbump.com · 08/01/2026The image of the blood-soaked airbag next to the glove compartment overflowing with stuffed animals is going to stick with me for a very long time. 183103372298
Reposted by Tristansarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 08/01/2026i think it is ok to reiterate that the victim as a us citizen. yes, noncitizens are equally entitled to human rights. but also, it's important to illustrate how ice isn't about immigration at all 159173783211
Reposted by TristanRudbeckia @rudbeckia.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons 218208785414
Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Has Adam Silver thought about solving tanking by just putting the Colangelos in charge of every team? 000
Reposted by TristanKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Trump: “One year ago, our country was dead!” The Economist, one year ago: 16666411971
Reposted by TristanLiz (now with extra tired) 🏳️⚧️ @tiredliz.bsky.social · 18/12/2025This is possibly the most significant attack on trans rights in this country yet, and I can count the number of posts on my timeline about this on my hands. If you're trying to dismiss this thinking "It'll die in the senate," DON'T! Sound the alarms now! 81367659
Reposted by TristanPictures of Nixon @picturesofnixon.com · 15/12/2025not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize 353863769
Reposted by TristanAdam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 15/11/2025'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in' 5160221045
Reposted by TristanCethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 12/11/2025Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails. 68142323106
Reposted by TristanThe Unquiet Ghost of Andrew S. @shoutingboy.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Seriously, for their own good, Dems who voted for this need to not be saying “we did a good thing, this is why.” The line needs to be “we fought like hell to get healthcare back, but Donald Trump was willing to burn the country to the ground.” 51478106
