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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

And last year wasn't a banner year for them either.

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

A timeout after the other team had already taken a timeout, even!

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Geoff Jenkins leading off with a double when the Game 5 resumed, too. What a team!

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Jamie Moyer throwing a quality start in Game 3 at age 45! And do I remember he took the mound (like actually took it out of the ground) to keep after they won?

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I was at this game and it might have been my favorite moment. He fouled off so many pictures and by the time Jimmy got up you knew CC was done!

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Part of why this feels so awful is that our perspective is coming from having gotten accustomed to the fact that the Eagles haven't been under .500 at Any point since 2021. I'm not even sure if this is worse of a start than in the Super Bowl year!

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This is what drives me crazy about the Dombo extension. Even take him out of the equation - it's stupid to extend any GM right now before you know what kind of GM you'll need to thrive in the new environment!

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The thing is that there are at least flashes, which is encouraging. But I also think it's tough to switch to this offense in particular when you've spent the last couple of years ignoring rebolstering your OL and your TEs in the draft. And so I don't know how much better it will get this year

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Of course, doesn't matter much if the front four are getting zero pressure.

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I know it's a small thing, but I'm close to the point of seeing what it looks like with Trott Jr. in there. The defense didn't look great last year until Nakobe came back. Need players with instincts and a nose for the ball.

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

LeBron James didn't leave his family just to take a delay of game on 4th and 1.

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just when I was thinking how nice it was that they were so aggressive to end the first half for a change.

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

According to the broadcast, Hurts was cleared before the play, but the independent red hat who signs off of it wasn't in the tent when he was cleared. How can he not be in the tent as Hurts is being cleared??

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Agreed on both parts. Most frustrating on the bad calls too is that they are all in big spots too.

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Did you watch the first season of The Rise and Fall of Reggie Dinkins?

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I can't believe we manifested this!!!

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The best part is how Musk tried to jump on the Eagles bandwagon and everyone ignored him to the point where he made developers change the Twitter algorithm because Biden's similarly times Go Birds post got so much more attention and likes.

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Jason Kelce is on my TV all the time telling me how Sunday Ticket lets you watch every game, but if they were out of market this week he'd be on divorce watch from Kylie for missing the game!

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

In a more selfish local angle, if this is the year we finally get a healthy Joel playoff run, I'd bet a lot of money on AI Apocalypse being what derails this one! At least there will probably be a pretty sweet cross-promo for that prediction on Polymarket now!

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I would think so! I can't quite tell but that may be the subway entrance just behind and to the left of the giant video screen if I'm looking at this the right way.

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The old man yelling at cloud in me just sees what an absolute parking nightmare going to games in the newly renovated stadium will be over the next several years.

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Also I didn't mean to say that it wasn't a great asset; I never doubted that. More that I don't know that it's astronomically better today than it was yesterday like a lot of people are portraying.

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

That's a good point! I was looking at it more from an asset and a team building perspective than an attraction perspective.

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

So I'm seeing this whole "wow look how good the Boston trade looks now" narrative a lot. Honest question - besides limiting how they can team build through trades, how much does this really help the 2028 pick? If anything the Clippers are less incentivized to tear things down without their own picks

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Spot on. But also all that asked, editorially it's hard to be "wow wow wow" on a deal that resulted in the team in your division you traded with also receiving LeBron on a league minimum!

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It would help a lot in this instance if Labaron flashed too

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Reminds me back when the Steelers cut Cedrick Wilson in 2008 declaring there was a zero tolerance for domestic violence, only for them to say pretty much just a week later every case is different when James Harrison did it too.

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

You mentioned Tank returning kicks - how has he been catching kicks?

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Also he is literally the last player I'd give a trade kicker to!

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I think the Wii U actually had a lot of underutilized potential but was doomed the moment it shared branding with the Wii.

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Who are the best beat writers/bloggers to follow on here? I feel like it's lacking a bit compared to the other Philly sports.

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I would love it if it were, but the one thing I'll say having played it just a little bit is that being in the same room would actually take a little of the joy out of trying to figure out some of the puzzles that really come to life when you have to rely on proximity chat!

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I immediately thought of you when I saw this!

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Special pricing at Best Buy for Total members!

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

As a Sixers fan, imagine being shown this image in 2014.

Instagram post from the Official Dr. Seuss Instagram account showing LeBron James shooting a cartoon basketball and saying "Trust the Process."

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Giving real Buster Bluth vibes in this one.

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

My favorite part of this is the insinuation that a difference of an extra $3.9m is such life changing money for LeBron at this point that there can be no other explanation of him turning it down besides secret side deals.

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

2. LeBron's last Olympics would have ended in bronze if Embiid didn't dominate the 4th against Jokic. LeBron knows it, and that's the Embiid you need on this version of the team - not one that dominates all 48 minutes but one that can take over for stretches when needed.

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I'm with you here, but honestly the only thing that makes me remotely nervous is how quiet Embiid has been. But there's two big reasons why I don't think it's likely. 1. LeBron talked about wanting to uplift a culture - he won't get more recognition for that than turning Embiid into a champion.

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I've always said Space Jam 2 was better than the first!

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Tristan @donthasslethethoff.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

If you're LeBron, do you want to go to an organization that can't even handle not posting an unannounced press conference link mistakenly, or one that pulled off the trade of the off-season without even a single rumor about it leaking?

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill

How long has it been since you've seen the original "Jurassic Park"?

SAM NEILL The last time I watched it in its totality was sitting beside Princess Di at Leicester Square at the London opening.
On the other side of me was my son Tim - he was 11 and completely swept away by it, but about the time the T-Rex turns up, Tim started to fart. And the draft was drifting across me to royalty! I spent the whole film in a muck sweat, thinking, "Princess Di is being exposed to the horrors of a little boy's fart, but she's going to think it's me. I am going to be subliminally blamed for my son's crimes, and I don't think she'll talk to me afterwards." But she was well brought up and never mentioned it.
JEFF GOLDBLUM I love that story, Sam.
I've heard him tell that a couple of times, and it's just amazing the lengths that he will go to still blame the boy.

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