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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Don’t forget to tell someone to fuck off today.

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Donkey BOO!-Tay 😱 @donkee.bsky.social · 32m

tbf it was my stepdad and I knew he hated them

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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 08/10/2026

I hate living in a time where empathy is seen as a vice. Empathy is literally the most important virtue there is. Nothing else comes close.

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Donkey BOO!-Tay 😱 @donkee.bsky.social · 37m

My personal favorite was to cue up ‘Chop Suey’ by SOAD and crank the volume all the way. My wife insisted I had taken it too far after picking on the same driver for 30 mins until he figured me out and started shooting at us

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Donkey BOO!-Tay 😱 @donkee.bsky.social · 2h

Me (in the ER waiting to be sent up to the OR): Babe this is silly we legitimately don’t even need our spleens. Wife: You’re thinking of your appendix which you already had removed last year 4 days after it ruptured and you almost died of gangrene M: I thought that was my liver

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Donkey BOO!-Tay 😱 @donkee.bsky.social · 3h

Ladies please, I’m happy married

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Donkey BOO!-Tay 😱 @donkee.bsky.social · 4h

Without telling you my age, I just had a sneeze attack in the shower and shat my gall bladder out

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Donkey BOO!-Tay 😱 @donkee.bsky.social · 3h

I miss the pre-CarPlay days of Bluetooth when I could be next to someone in a traffic jam and covertly take control of their car stereo

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andiberty bugiberty @bugay.bsky.social · 4h

perhaps you have noticed the cheese sauce on this letter

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Super Fan's Letter - Saturday Night Live

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WintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 4h

“do ya feel lucky, punk? well, do ya?” (aims bidet at butt)

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DJ Uncle Fishbits @unclefishbits.bsky.social · 4h

Along with superintelligence we're going to start referring to me as super attractive.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 3h

I’m sahrry my friendt but Ditka is not dead he is very much still kickin’ ass inside yer heart and possibly ballsss

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 3h

there’s just no telling what scientific experiment I’m a product of

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 3h

My bark is much worse than my bite, but mostly because I have no teeth

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 3h

Vincent Van Go-Gurt

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 2h

this vape pen is definitely mightier than any sword

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 3h

That's not a speaking engagement you were at therapy.

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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 2h

Stop saying Goodnight Moon, the moon doesn’t know what time it is. It’s probably moon-morning and you’ve given the moon jet lag.

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Goblin Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 2h

Call me Ishmael one more fucking time, I dare you

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 1h

put onion rings on a slice of cheese pizza, and i'm pretty sure the next step is getting awarded a michelin star

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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 1h

random, commas is my kink

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Donkey BOO!-Tay 😱 @donkee.bsky.social · 57m

*backs 40’ u-haul up to your garage: You’re gonna need a bigger garage

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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 1h

im not here to see dumb shit randos posted somewhere else. im here to see see dumb shit you posted here.

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Donkey BOO!-Tay 😱 @donkee.bsky.social · 1h

In all my years of guerilla retailing I’ve never seen a price skyrocket at this pace before. Perhaps a new bargaining scheme might mitigate the circumstances

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Donkey BOO!-Tay 😱 @donkee.bsky.social · 1h

To that end I am willing to negotiate a fair market price. But be aware demand is soaring right now.

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 2h

My signature red lipstick has been discontinued. This is a first world problem but I am really upset. I have resorted to hoarding what I can find on resale sites. My lips are sad.

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Donkey BOO!-Tay 😱 @donkee.bsky.social · 1h

Ive just arranged for my butler to purchase every remaining tube of Fenty Gloss Bomb in MVP anywhere on the planet MWAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Donkey BOO!-Tay 😱 @donkee.bsky.social · 13h

Mel gibson: GIMME BACK MY SON! Gary Sinise: $2 million MG: 2 MIL!? Fuck you Son: daddy?

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Donkey BOO!-Tay 😱 @donkee.bsky.social · 6h

4 time winner of the Nobel Piece of Shit Prize

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

If this is all a simulation, shouldn’t it be more fun?

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 4h

the people want eggs? give them eggsacutions.

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 7h

one thing i appreciate about ireland is there are no guard rails. if you want to walk off a cliff into the atlantic that is your own damned business.

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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 8h

I need a clone of me, but one that actually gets things done

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 5h

Get the most out of life by being the best whore you can be.

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Donkey BOO!-Tay 😱 @donkee.bsky.social · 2h

🏆 Misery won Bluesky everyone can go home now

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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 2h

Beets taste like if potatoes were a fruit

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Wish I loved anything as much as Bluesky loves suggesting accounts that want nothing to do with me

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Men with mid tattoos will go on Survivor instead of going to therapy

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

the feminine urge to castrate men

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 10h

WHAT *HAS* LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT? IN THIS ESSAY—

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Donkey BOO!-Tay 😱 @donkee.bsky.social · 4h

Aggro Shitskeeter, esq.

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Donkey BOO!-Tay 😱 @donkee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This news cycle could have been an email

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Donkey BOO!-Tay 😱 @donkee.bsky.social · 21h

Americans: FUCK THESE RICH FASCIST FUCKS WE WILL CROWD THE STREETS AND TAKE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION THEN OVERTHROW THEIR SEATS OF POWER!! August: Are you ready for some football?

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Donkey BOO!-Tay 😱 @donkee.bsky.social · 16h

I sometimes get bored and scroll my own feed all the way back to the beginning, firing off salvos of under appreciated skeets because those hidden gems deserve to bask in the sun even if the world at large finds them disgusting.

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Donkey BOO!-Tay 😱 @donkee.bsky.social · 14h