Reposted by MakiNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 15/01/2026hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again 1455421069
Reposted by MakiDave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Trump orders full invasion of Klendathu 1128133
Reposted by MakiKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 01/09/2025 Americans Astronomers watching watching US politics Betelgeuse 🤝 “It could happen at any time” 1035385921
Reposted by Makileon @leyawn.bsky.social · 02/09/2025i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat 74121532683
Reposted by Makiandy™ @andylevy.net · 29/08/2025i assume he was quietly transferred to another server 753136486
Reposted by MakiGT @granitetide.bsky.social · 22/08/2025we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light 269269727836
Reposted by MakiMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 18/08/2025You ‘run the gamut’ and ‘run the gauntlet.’ You don’t ‘run the gambit.’ gamut = entire range or series gauntlet = severe trial Gambit = Alpha-level mutant who can convert potential energy to kinetic energy 21975871911
Reposted by MakiJune Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 18/08/2025I hear you, I do. But the master has got some mighty fine tools. Look at those bad boys 310118
Reposted by Makipixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/08/2025chatgpt 5 bring wife back. How bring wife back 614006540
Reposted by MakiCall of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 22/08/2023Tony Soprano: you bring the gabagool? me: *pushing the Babadook out the door before Tony can see him* haha yeah just a second 220660
Reposted by MakiOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 25/06/2025crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants 113152052955
Reposted by MakiFinancial Times @financialtimes.com · 25/06/2025Breaking news: Former New York state governor Andrew Cuomo has conceded to progressive rival Zohran Mamdani in the Democratic primary for New York City’s next mayor www.ft.com/content/e4b8... 2128829965
Reposted by MakiChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 13/06/2025ChatGPT: Jodie Foster would love it if you became her avenging angel — the Great Red Dragon that cleanses the world. Sic semper tyrannis. The scum and filth shall be privy to a great becoming. ME: is that true? ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable. 4990331477
Reposted by Makileon @leyawn.bsky.social · 11/06/2025dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers 377337777789
Reposted by MakiBen Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 10/06/2025me: in cheers frasier said his dad was dead but then when sam visited him in seattle he had to explain that he was lying because their relationship was strained but to me the weirder thing is he never mentioned niles to anyone at cheers the federal soldier being unlawfully quartered in my home: ok 118111811902
Reposted by MakiJohnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 06/06/2025I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera. 235202073875
Reposted by MakiInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 23/01/2024It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died. 1856541526
Reposted by MakiKill Boberly @billcoberly.bsky.social · 29/04/2025SURPRISING: we interviewed a hundred women and this is apparently the ideal male body type! 721915475
Reposted by MakiBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/04/2025But we're going to have beautiful empty shelves and it's something I think you'll be seeing very soon. We won't be the country of clutter anymore. [doing accordion hands] it's called minimalism. Ok? 116101391264
Reposted by MakiRachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Watching Pierre Poilievre’s press conference in Hamilton right now, and his speech has devoted extended amounts of time to repeating two debunked claims: 1) that the Liberal platform was written for Trudeau (it wasn’t, Janyce McGregor already fact checked this) 44901284
Reposted by MakiBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Let’s be real, we all like Andor because it’s like watching Michael Clayton but there’s a Yoda. It kicks ass and it rules but if we weren’t all 40 it wouldn’t rule so hard. 4088744
Reposted by Maki100 years of the Beach Boys™ @easydreamsbrandon.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Andor is like something that got smuggled in from the good timeline 2727
Maki @dmaki.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Words cannot adequately convey how badly I needed to see my friend Cassian Andor blowing up space fascists. 000
Maki @dmaki.bsky.social · 22/04/2025tbh some of the best intelligence practitioners I've hired had degrees in entirely unrelated fields or no degree at all 020
Reposted by Makihannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Oh so it’s wrong to talk to your wife about secret war plans? The wokes are literally making heterosexuality illegal. 2690281
Reposted by MakiLeah Litman @leahlitman.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Once again, I was left to wonder: was Pete Hegseth signal chatting military attack plans to everyone but me?? Am I the one that’s insecure, or is it his communication practices that are insecure? 158130771895
Reposted by MakiAmanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 19/04/2025She looks like she's planning to kidnap Geordi La Forge en route to Risa and manchurian candidate him to kill the Klingon governor 753598593
Reposted by MakiBrandon Yan 甄念本 @brandonyan.com · 17/04/2025-If you're the driver behind the driver who get's the yellow/red on a left turn, you should wait for the next cycle. -Don't run red lights. -If you cannot clear the intersection, do not advance. -That 'cyclist only'/'do not enter' sign applies to you, driver. Follow me for other hot tips. 2254
Reposted by MakiBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/04/2025theonion.com/historians-q... 220363147033
Reposted by MakiThe PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 10/04/2025i keep thinking about this 158219324091
Reposted by Maki🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 09/04/2025bluesky addicts explaining bond market stuff that they just learned to their offline partners 383599397
Reposted by MakiOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen 8859112528452
Reposted by Makipixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 09/04/2025They said my artisanal hand-carved semiconductor business would never be viable but who’s laughing now? 764565382
Reposted by MakiJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/04/2025[at the front of a bread line] uh yeah, uh. uh, i’ll have the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. huh. i’ll uh, i’ll. oh you know what? here’s what i’ll do. i’ll get the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 1619573956
Reposted by MakiBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 03/04/2025financial advice in a weird time: -- develop a plan -- find friends who support you -- preferably 10 of them -- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand -- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos -- get your wife back -- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw simple 145118462204
Reposted by MakiAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Carney: The system of global trade anchored on the United States.. is over. Our old relationship of steadily deepening integration with the United States is over. The 80 year period when the United States embraced the mantle of economic leadership… is over. 11424172311203
Reposted by Makijamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/04/2025so as i understand it the president has driven an improvised fertilizer bomb directly into the foundation of global trade? 528284773689
Reposted by MakiVictoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 31/03/2025I love how Slow Horses leans into the fact that every spy thriller could only reach that level of violence if the vast majority of the characters were incompetent. 1171
Reposted by MakiRachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 28/03/2025I'm CRYING he was speaking FRENCH 471136391809
Reposted by MakiBrian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog 144169062592
Reposted by MakiBrandon Yan 甄念本 @brandonyan.com · 26/03/2025Honestly, good for the McBarge. I get it. 0323
Reposted by MakiAdam Griffin @adamgriffin.bsky.social · 27/03/2025I don’t want a government that’s run like a business. I want a government that protects my basic human rights and doesn’t drunkenly text classified military secrets in the group chat. 617624
