GT @granitetide.bsky.social · 9mthis is how I learned buzzballz are an alcopop and not just fizzy juice 210
Reposted by GT shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 14hi thought about this old tweet tonight and how nothing has ever aged better 102030333
Reposted by GT Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 4h"oh thank fuck" say all the journalists, as this flydubai flight thing means they can all get off the airbase "terrorism" stuff they've painted themselves into a corner with 0163
Reposted by GT GT @granitetide.bsky.social · 15/01/2026sometimes I think I'm neurotypical but then I remember that every lunch break for the 15 years I've been in this job I have opened google maps and just zoomed around for half an hour to chill out 7754
Reposted by GT Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 7h I'm kinda fully over that "the British conquered the world for spices and don't use any of them" joke because for one, you cannot recycle material for 5 straight generations and get a laugh worth a damn but also because in order to make it you have to agree with Tommy Robinson about who is British 481809193
Reposted by GT Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 7hI think we underrate that JCO came up in 20th century New York literary circles where everyone said five most devastating insults before breakfast and as one of the last one standing, her competition is guys who get sad if their chatbot isn't sufficiently nice to them. 202280426
GT @granitetide.bsky.social · 7hthere is nothing that the british public will be more enthusiastic about than making life shitter for someone that they think has it too easy - not out of a sense of solidarity, not because it helps them personally, but just cos they want everyone else brought down to their own miserable level 243
Reposted by GT Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Imagine what American music would look like if blues musicians had instead of learning how to play blues, improving at their craft with each song, pulled a lever on a machine owned and controlled by Buford Q Sexpervert Esquire the Third 235866
GT @granitetide.bsky.social · 8hHi I'd like to report Bridget Phillipson, Minister for Women & Equalities, for embracing a campaign of institutionalised transphobia via the Labour Party itself 3181
Reposted by GT SMD @anothersmd.bsky.social · 9hForgot I saw this in the middle of the night, pure bluesky 1163
Reposted by GT Gordo! @posting.fan · 10hthere are Brendans everywhere for those with eyes to see 5478
Reposted by GT Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 20hMystery of glasses theft deepens as they are discovered to have been on my head the whole time 321131
Reposted by GT Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When Burnham talks about “a country that stood up to fascism” that past tense is important. 58117
GT @granitetide.bsky.social · 29/09/2026[british journalist lifting their head and wiping their nose after huffing a big line of farts] there's suspicions they could be islamic terrorists sponsored by Iran, or Palestine Action, or of course they could be paid Russian bots, but one things for sure I love the smell of my own stinking arse 1151
Reposted by GT Powerup Comics!!!!!! @powerupcomics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Good for Dilbert! You love to see it! 0362
Reposted by GT Mohamad Bazzi @mbazzi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Show This to Anyone Denying Genocide” — front page of @scotnational.bsky.social 121361521
GT @granitetide.bsky.social · 29/09/2026unfortunately even The Good Ones in the US have the same "no you shut the fuck up dad" attitude towards international obligations, and believe that they are the protagonists of reality, the main character heroes who don't play by everyone else's rules 1180
GT @granitetide.bsky.social · 29/09/2026enjoying the replies to this where every person is doing performative "eww you'd go to starbucks?!" at an anonymous quote account who won't read their replies 3100
Reposted by GT fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I have a model railway in the loft. Whenever my wife annoys me, I withdraw services to the station named after her. 2540517
Reposted by GT Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 29/09/2026Phoning up MI5 to say I think all the dog shit, fly-tipping and St. George's Flag graffiti around my area might be an Iranian plot 429770
GT @granitetide.bsky.social · 29/09/2026is it so hard to believe that after a hard day's graft thieving diesel the lads would park up for a spot of light dogging 3323
Reposted by GT Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 28/09/2026So it turned out we were wrong. But the fact we all reflexively believed it says a lot about our society. My latest, for The Telegraph 312317
GT @granitetide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026in the UK we used to have a thing called "youth clubs" which were generally funded by the local authority and teenagers could just go there and hang out and play pool and there'd be a handful of relatively chill adults around to make sure noone stabbed each other, of course that's all gone now 5412
Reposted by GT SMD @anothersmd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"why can't I park in front of it for free and spend two hours doing my shopping that comes to £10.75?" 031
GT @granitetide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026folk who spend all day on fb complaining about the state of their high street wouldn't actually start going there if they magically had butchers, bakers & candlestick makers there again - these are chronically aggrieved people with a chip on their shoulder who will moan about something else instead 1100
Reposted by GT Karl McDonald @karlusss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The reason there are barbers, chicken shops and vape shops left on high streets is because they are things you have to do in person, ideally very locally, and they can generate enough money to survive. Banning them isn't going to make cobblers profitable again. www.ft.com/content/1bc8...ft.comThe west London high street fighting against bookies and chicken shopsResidents’ campaign to diversify Uxbridge Road comes as prime minister pledges to tackle UK’s ‘hollowed out’ neighbourhoods 3224
GT @granitetide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I suspect that the isolated politics island is mainly the 50k follower/following Nov 24 blue maga accounts that share AI anti trump memes 20 hours a day and are unable to talk about anything other than the freakin cheeto in the white house 270
GT @granitetide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026it took about 3 seconds of this dialogue before I realised this is an aaron sorkin film 180
Reposted by GT GT @granitetide.bsky.social · 24/06/2026fred armisen gives off such bad vibes that I just can't enjoy anything he's in 1131
Reposted by GT Catsculptor @catsculptor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026John Fetterman looks like he navigates by bumping into walls like a roomba 1296
Reposted by GT JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se... 3233831257
GT @granitetide.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I've decided this is good actually because it's drastically reduced the amount of dogshit stories that have been lifted directly from racist local facebook news group comment sections that I accidentally read 060
GT @granitetide.bsky.social · 26/09/2026they tried to cancel dril for being "anti-sexworker" cos he was dunking on folk who paid elon musk for blue ticks on twitter 050
GT @granitetide.bsky.social · 25/09/2026looks like Boots is promoting Johnny Depp having a wee spoon full of nose clams 2142
GT @granitetide.bsky.social · 25/09/2026they've started doing ad reads for Claude on @99pi.org and I'm devastated - a podcast dedicated to the beauty, meaning and intention of the human-designed world is now being paid to suggest cutting that human element out completely 3194
