Reposted by Daniel FrancesNeil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 27/03/2026 4171
Reposted by Daniel FrancesDavid Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 21/03/2026How is he going to bring sexy back if they arrest his hampton? 6492
Reposted by Daniel FrancesMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Are we in Lent yet? I want to carry on exactly as before but I need to know when to start. 43312
Reposted by Daniel FrancesViz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 09/02/2026subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz353bs 6984278
Reposted by Daniel FrancesAnna Mazzola @annamazz.bsky.social · 04/02/2026I wish people would stop referring to their own novels as their ‘babies’. We don’t generally try to sell babies in supermarkets, rate them two stars on Amazon, or pulp them into hamster bedding if not enough people like them. 5292
Reposted by Daniel FrancesAndrew Harrison @nndroid.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Go round the outside. 11659144
Reposted by Daniel FrancesRichard Wells @slipperyjack.bsky.social · 27/12/2025The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Water getting desperate in his methods... 110215
Reposted by Daniel FrancesDan/iel Mudford @danmud.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Brain: I'm going to sing the first line of Driving Home For Christmas all day, ok? My mind: Please don't, I've never liked it. Brain: OK, fair enough, let's have Another Rock 'n' Roll Christmas instead then! My mind: i give up 271
Reposted by Daniel FrancesParanormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Look what we just made with these Lego style building blocks 😊😂 712842
Reposted by Daniel FrancesSam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Never let the printer see that you’re in a hurry. Just act natural; it can smell fear. 4577159
Daniel Frances @dfjoiner.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Loving my Spotify ‘wrapped’,they should rename it ‘who gives a fucking shit’ 000
Reposted by Daniel FrancesMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 08/12/2025It’s Monday, or as I like to call it, motherfucker. 520365
Daniel Frances @dfjoiner.bsky.social · 26/11/2025(Listening to French radio) “Oh no, Jamiroquai must have died” 000
Reposted by Daniel FrancesMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 13/11/2025emailing in a semi-literate manner isn’t a sign of stupidity, it’s another form of rich asshole arrogance because you don’t think you owe anyone coherent thoughts 683060363
Reposted by Daniel FrancesAlistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Might read a book. 📕 Only joking , going to look at my phone while a shit film plays in the background that I’ve seen at least 3 times and eat sugar until the anxiety is so overwhelming I have to go to bed. 😉 1225616
Reposted by Daniel FrancesCosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 03/11/2025It's called a napkin because it's soaked in chloroform. 02510
Reposted by Daniel Francesspleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 19/10/2025After careful consideration I've decided to withdraw from private life as well. 013033
Reposted by Daniel FrancesNeil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 18/10/2025🎶 Spring roll for shitter… 🎶 14409
Reposted by Daniel FrancesThe Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Some are querying whether Andrew can renounce a dukedom without an Act of Parliament. But you can parse a duchy and he’s left outside. Good night. 672005298
Reposted by Daniel FrancesStephanie Rodgers 🍉 @bootstheory.bsky.social · 17/10/2025I'm not going to dunk-quote but I do have to note that "you only hate LLMs because you're too stupid to appreciate how awesome it is" is the exact argument we heard on loop from people whose ugly monkey jpegs are now worth approximately two-fifths of a fart 926159
Reposted by Daniel FrancesAngus Dunican @angusdunican.bsky.social · 15/10/2025My favourite of these was my winky flat in Deptford. Not only were there constant wall-scrabblings but also distinctly separate squeaks and chitters. It turned out that the rats in the walls were actively fighting a turf war against an incursion of squirrels for the back half of the flat. 041
Reposted by Daniel FrancesEsheru @esherukweku.bsky.social · 15/10/2025The average reading age in the United Kingdom is 11. They should concentrate maybe on fixing the education system here, instead of testing the educational abilities, of others. 117716
Reposted by Daniel Francesit's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 11/10/2025bro they're rebomping your smoops on flimpy 37715
Reposted by Daniel FrancesGlasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Whenever I see a picture of this outfit, I always think to myself, “that must’ve cost him an arm and a leg”. 925447
Reposted by Daniel Francespussyfullawasps 🗡️ joa (they) @pussyfullawasps.bsky.social · 04/10/2025i do not think, therefore i do not am 728338
Reposted by Daniel FrancesNotorious P.I.G. (Your Halloween Hogmother) 🐽🦇 @anotoriouspig.bsky.social · 08/10/2025There is no such thing as the perfect pictu- well, fuck. 2288
Reposted by Daniel FrancesFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 10/10/2025ME: Is there another name for the large seaweed that grows to form underwater forests? GIRLFRIEND: Sea kelp ME: Omg that's why I'm asking YOU Sharon 410936
Reposted by Daniel FrancesBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.youtube.comThe Onion Investigates: Jeffrey EpsteinYouTube video by The Onion 18971701989
Reposted by Daniel Franceslittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 09/10/2025(Eleanor rigby) Hannibal lecter puts on the mask so his mouth cannot eat…. People for meat 29414
Reposted by Daniel FrancesClassical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 10/10/2025 74120472505
Reposted by Daniel FrancesElly "Enormity" Bangs @ellybangs.bsky.social · 09/10/2025The only thing I'm nostalgic for about the 90s is that there were no software updates. Altering the code running on a user's device, remotely and without their knowledge or consent, is a responsibility of which software makers have again and again proved themselves manifestly and grossly unworthy. 4709
Reposted by Daniel FrancesJames @james.tarnation.lol · 05/10/2025cheese is just milk that lost its whey 1227859
Reposted by Daniel FrancesJoshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 07/10/2025“where’s the whale? did he get the whale yet?” 181076139
Reposted by Daniel Francesborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 07/10/2025[listening to an Audible version of the Bible] HEY DOES JESUS DIE IN THIS ONE 35311
Reposted by Daniel FrancesAutumn Denier Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 06/10/2025As a retired computer tutor, my NDA has lapsed and I can confirm that this is true. 4418
Reposted by Daniel FrancesBut Dave Died 10 Years Ago This Very Night @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 06/10/2025normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends tech weirdo: and shitheads np: no just my friends tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender? np: we just want to hang out and goof around tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then np: no shitheads tw: not following 288352577
Reposted by Daniel FrancesViz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 05/10/2025subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz349bs 425751
Reposted by Daniel FrancesTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 04/10/2025My mum and her sisters often wore matching outfits - made by my nan - when they were children. This implanted some magic sartorial connection between them which means that now they will often discover that, entirely without planning, they have all independently purchased the same item of clothing. 820828
Reposted by Daniel FrancesSpooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 04/10/2025good morning 1256384
