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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 7h
I’m physically excited.
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Michael @michaeljsc.bsky.social · 13h
Polanski’s “tax the rich” is the same as Badenoch’s “cut benefits”, a one-size-fits-all funding source that appeals to their prejudice but would never generate anything like the money they claim, and prevents them ever having to engage with serious politics
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 13h
Just had to write a brand new birthday card and hurriedly pop out to post it because I realised that I addressed the previous birthday card to my grandma (who lives in a care home with at least fifty other grandmas) ‘Grandma’.
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melissa @melissaks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On a call with my boss, waiting for a coworker to join, she tells me how hard it is to adopt a dog now. I pull up the pissfingers tweet. Coworker joins, “what’d I miss?” Me: “I was just telling her about pissfingers” Coworker *nodding sagely* “I know about pissfingers”
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 16h
She’s in a ‘if you stop petting I’ll chomp you’ mood
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 16h
‘What a beautiful midsummers day we are having!’ whisper (October starts on Thursday)
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 17h
So fun fact gaboon viper venom kills you by basically dissolving all your blood vessels. But they are also funky little guys.
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 29/09/2026
Sit back, dim the lights, or switch them off if you don't have dimmers,
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S01E01 Once Upon a Beginning 29 January 2004
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Nick Harkaway @nickharkaway.com · 17h
Today in "decisions in kerning"
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 29/09/2026
balls, knickers, scrote.
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S01E06 The Creeping Moss from the Shores of Shuggoth 4 March 2004
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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New word: CLICKWALL. (n) The opposite of clickbait. A headline so unappealing, promising so little reward even by the standards of these things, that it is physically impossible to tap the link to the article.
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I got some dumb water bottle stickers
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Morale is low, it had to be done
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dogs can see yellow and blue; hop to it!
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m not well so I’ve been Far Too Online & when I drag myself out of my pit & see real people with jobs idk if I’m going with ‘Mass/mask/masc lesbian bar clown school secular hijab accessory’ discourse or ‘anti consent Harry Potter fanfic autism slut parties are the future of AI safety’ discourse. 🤔
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you can’t accept that your kid is trans you have two choices: be nice to them or be awful to them. It’s that simple.
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They were all very smart (definitely smarter than me) but still living in a world where Silicon Valley is The Social Network but bigger & if you want to understand AI you have to understand that almost everyone at the top is absolutely fucking insane and on drugs & also mentally fourteen years old.
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 27/09/2026
sort of nuts that Kurt Vonnegut buying an envelope would become a manifesto in ways he or anyone else could have ever imagined
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If I’ve not heard of a new celeb or song 98% of the time this is the reason.
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Omfg legal consent (especially between minors and adults) and social consent between appropriately and similarly aged teenagers is completely different and if you cannot discern that difference at best you should not be throwing sex parties and idk maybe you should be in jail.
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TomTom @tomtomchi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Friend in SF sent this to me lmao
Bumper sticker with a picture of Elizabeth Holmes that says WHY WOULD I BRAKE
CHECK YOU?
THERE'S NO REASON FOR ME TO DO THAT
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I say ‘autistic sense of justice does not equal preternatural vision of justice and believing that could lead you astray’ this is exactly what I mean.
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you’re not already in the hole the Zizians episode of Behind the Bastards is an excellent place to start as a primer on exactly how fucking weird parts of this world is and how existing in it means voluntarily giving yourself brain damage (not a metaphor). youtu.be/9mJAerUL-7w?...
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Part One: The Zizians: How Harry Potter Fanfic Inspired a Death Cult | BEHIND THE BASTARDS
YouTube video by Behind the Bastards
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Last weekend I got into it with a group of relative strangers who were fairly deep down the (normie) AI doomer rabbit hole and I’d dropped ‘Harry Potter fanfic’ ‘Rokos basilisk’ ‘Zizians’ & ‘nerd sex cult’ before noticing blank faces & realising that we were missing some important shared context.
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A lot of the case studies in ‘The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Hat’ have been shown to be lies or heavily embellished which is an excellent example of why you should grow out of basing your personality on pop science in your early to mid twenties.
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People act like my choosing to wild camp is rugged and brave when actually it’s (mostly) because trying to find campsites in the middle of the UK countryside with Google being what it is is an intolerable process.
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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Lia @liasae.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am now keeping this on speed-dial
Edited old IBM printout in black caps on off-white paper.
'A computer can never be held accountable
Therefore a computer must always do the hacking haha what are they gonna do, put a computer in jail? Haha "oops it's alive" lmao'
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is a perfectly normal developmental phase (like refusing to tidy your room or calling your mum a bitch) it’s a problem if it becomes calcified into your adult personality 😬
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Guess my age, very easy edition.
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The fun thing about being in online hiking and camping spaces is watching little hysterias ebb and flow: this week ‘can you get hantavirus from Appalachian trail shelters’ (no, no you cant)
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m not brilliant with faces and I thought this was Bernie Sanders
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is foundationally no different from the makers of Furby’s telling them what a crackhead is and instructing them to mimic that behaviour whenever things get too quiet. If you tell machines to do things they do them, this is not news.
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The iced coffee thing is interesting because it makes me think about a conversation I had with a very wise adult when I was a gothy teenager. The TLdr was ‘people SHOULDNT judge you negatively based on just your appearance but when you first meet them they don’t have any other clues
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Please don’t spread bad advice just because it’s about something *you* don’t care about or isn’t a thing in your field. The last job I applied to got *thousands* of applicants, 100s would have been perfectly qualified and there wouldn’t have been much between anyone who got to interview.
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I like where I currently live but if I were going to add an upgrade I would live nearer to a Morrisons with a rotisserie counter.
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think an additional problem is that there are people who THINK they are media literate bc they learned some buzzwords & some tropes but they don’t know how to apply them & it’s turned from analysis into a spotters guide where you tick things off. Eg. Depiction =/= Glamorisation or endorsement!
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tbh the infected dog was scarier when I thought it was just a purebred Malinois.
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Verdict: mostly a very good film though there were stretches in the middle where I was like ‘this would be fun if I were playing it in a video game but I’m not sure how fun it is to be just watching it for extended periods’.
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wanted to dress spooky to go and see Resident Evil, it’s too hot to dress spooky, it’s fucking September. I know ‘eating into my favourite fashion season’ is quite far down the list of climate change issues but I’d like it recognised nevertheless.
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All the chuds trying to ‘GOTCHA!’ people with ADHD by saying that time blindness never works the other way have clearly never seen me awkwardly lurking outside an event I’m 45 minutes early to, trying to act like I ‘just happened’ to be in the area and not like a weird nerd/stalker.
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Having struggled with disordered eating (but probably not a full ED) since my teens GLP-1s have been life changing. Instead of being bullied by cravings and feelings of guilt and shame I can just…choose what I want to eat in a day based on eg. my activity levels & what things are good for me.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i asked them about your posts and the reviews are in
Erica, 40, Republican, Latino, customer service Bad.

Pam, 66, Republican, white, retired Amoral.

Becky, 51, Democrat, white, retail Disgusting.

Robert S., 52, Republican, Latino, human resources Two words: morally corrupt.

Hitesh, 57, Republican, Asian, looking for work Disgusting.
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think the modern tendency to excuse or sympathise with villains has gone too far & has led us down an absurd path where you can’t even fictionally hold someone accountable for bad behaviour without exhaustively considering their childhood trauma/mental health/neurodivergence. Bad behaviour is bad!
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Kate Griffin @griffinkate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cringeing anew about my write-up of a mental health support group where I said it was "a relaxed space for a cup of tea and a nutter"
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I feel unwell
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