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Denim

@denim22.bsky.social
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Prone to melancholy, but in a silly goofy kind of way. Get in good trouble 🫡

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 7h
Sending you a song I think you’ll love is a sign of great respect in my culture
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 14h
Personally, I’d never judge you for what color your dreamcoat was
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 19h
Why can't I have the kind of mental illness that makes me want to run a lot
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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i have been saying this, very loudly in fact
vice article titled “the louder the monkey, the smaller its balls, study finds”. this also applies to human monkeys. i am not loud and my balls are maybe the most normal ones in existence
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 16h
NEW: As Colorado’s Tina Peters reportedly meets with President Trump to discuss an election “plan,” her attorney says the plan involves seizing ballots nationwide and discusses strategy for a potential civil war
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Banned Books Week @bannedbooksweek.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Every one of us deserves the right to explore ideas, to question them, and to decide which stories shape who we become." We are humbled by the wisdom of #BannedBooksWeek Youth Honorary Chair Azeemah Sadiq! #LetBooksBe ala-events.zoom.us/webinar/9672...
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 12h
Most bosses show off pictures of their kids to their assistants. Guilfoyle showed off pictures of how they were conceived.
New Yorker story about Kim Guilfoyle
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Denim @denim22.bsky.social · 18h
I love Grady Hendrix - I enjoyed this one a lot!
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Denim @denim22.bsky.social · 18h
It’s rainy out, I’ve done my skincare, and I just started a new book. Vibes are cozy and perfect 👌🏻 #booksky
Bad
Words
A Novel
Ríoghnach
Robinson
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Jen @brokemycoccyx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They say it takes a village to raise a child.. I think adults could benefit from villages, too…
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my ideal superpower is being able to afford shit
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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I like you so much I won’t even correct you when you’re doing my dog’s voice wrong.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
On my way to your house
Google maps turn by turn reads 

Right turn 

1.6 mi

Gross Rd
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s not French toast unless you smoked a cigarette while making it.
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve been having a lot of thoughts lately & I don’t like any of them
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
fuck off but take me with you
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Denim @denim22.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Omg your cup matches your car!” Me: yeah… that’s so weird… what a coincidence
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 07/10/2026
Wearing my weighted vest to Marshalls so everyone knows I'm going through it
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You deserve the same fierce protection you give to your loved ones.
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Denim @denim22.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I kind of need a light read after my last book so I mayyyy just do the romance first (Bad Words)
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
drowning in a plethora of cheese would fix me
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Denim @denim22.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Books on deck for October: - ‘Beloved’ Toni Morrison - ‘Exit Party’ Emily St. John Mandel - ‘Queen of Lombard Street’ Lisa Kleypas - ‘Bad Words’ Ríoghnach Robinson #booksky
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Denim @denim22.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Constantly at war with my gullible nature. I just want to believe people mean what they say, yaknow?
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Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I always wanted to be such a highly regarded expert in a niche field that my government would pick me up in a helicopter to help humanity avoid an extinction level event.
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My current financial strategy is simply hoping a future version of me has money.
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Forged by trauma held together by sitcom families
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Denim @denim22.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love wearing culottes in public, knowing that at another point in history, I would have been arrested for lewdness or public indecency for showing off these slutty cankles.
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Denim @denim22.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The most perfect ears & smile 🥹
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Denim @denim22.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My deepest condolences to you and your family. May he continue to be a pain in the ass in doggy heaven 💚
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Admirable Women @admirablewomen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NASA astronaut & biochemistry researcher Peggy Whitson holds the US space endurance record. Cumulatively, she spent 695 days in #space--the equivalent of a hypothetical round trip to Mars. First woman NASA Chief Astronaut, 2009. #WomenInSTEM #WorldSpaceDay 🚀
A wide-angle interior photograph of legendary astronaut Dr. Peggy Whitson floating effortlessly in microgravity inside the seven-window Cupola observatory module of the International Space Station. Dr. Whitson is angled diagonally across the frame with one outstretched arm while smiling confidently at the camera. She sports her signature short, blonde pixie haircut and wears a dark blue and black commercial flight jumpsuit adorned with the prominent embroidered logo of Axiom Space alongside a mission patch on her chest. Behind her, the large, panoramic circular and trapezoidal windows frame a breathtaking, brilliantly lit view of planet Earth below, displaying bright blue oceans blanketed by swirling white cloud patterns. The geometric framework of the spacecraft interior, lined with handrails, switches, and wiring, creates a complex border around the vivid windows. The overall mood is triumphant, serene, and awe-inspiring. This image carries profound historical significance, documenting Whitson's groundbreaking transition to commercial spaceflight as a mission commander, continuing to break age and endurance milestones well into her sixties.
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if someone brings me a big hot sub i’ll do that thing you like
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Denim @denim22.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The republicans speaking out against Trump are not doing so because they have grown a conscience. They are doing it because of the polls. Like the little cockroaches they are, they see the tide shifting and are just trying to survive the fallout
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Denim @denim22.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The anti mask people are gonna love this plague outbreak
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Denim @denim22.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I finished it last night and started crying while I was eating my breakfast this morning just thinking about it.
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Denim @denim22.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It was everything it needed to be.
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Denim @denim22.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can’t stop thinking about East of Eden.
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Reading up on the WWI declarations of war and it was absolute madness. Japan declares war on Bulgaria! Liberia declares war on Germany! I think some countries had never even met one another before declaring war. No wonder everyone drank bootleg liquor for a decade in the aftermath.
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Denim @denim22.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have one foodie Instagram and this app left for social media. And Instagram is on my last nerve with the loaded tea ads.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m wearing all denim, of course I’m ready for intercourse.
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Denim @denim22.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just grate the Parmesan directly into my mouth hole
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hate math because every time I'm like "there is no way I have this little money" math is like "oh but there is"
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Denim @denim22.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I tried to draw a spider on a Halloween card I’m giving someone but it looks like an ant. Now I have to move to another country and never be seen or heard from again.
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Len Pennie @lenniesaurus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nothing is ever more comfy than somewhere you're not meant to be sleeping.
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Apparently the past tense of counting is not cunt
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Denim @denim22.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I, too, have struggled to pick up a child (my dog)
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh yeah that’s the good stuff
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve decided to put myself out there (in the dumpster)
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Denim @denim22.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am grateful that I can cook. I made meatballs and a sauce that was simmering for hours. Nothing like a giant bowl of pasta with an obscene amount of freshly grated parm on a rainy day.
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