iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 15/10/2026

Technically our rapists are independent contractors

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Second Ave. Sagas @2avesag.as · 14/10/2026

Don’t be shocked when people behind you start screaming at you if you’re walking up the subway stairs at a snail’s pace with your head buried in your phone during rush hour.

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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

JIM CRAMER? JIM CRAMER figured it out??

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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

we are just so desperate for leaders that sound LIKE REAL PEOPLE. real g-d people who can talk without polls and focus groups and this desire to make everyone like them without inspiring anyone.

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Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Still trying to understand how Napster got shut down, but Anthropic is going public and still hasn’t paid us authors yet after stealing our work.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Australopithecus 3 million years ago:

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Watching Bake-Off as a Yank is so awesome. You can understand what they call pudding, biscuits, etc. but suddenly they’re saying, “Toby’s cake will have all the classic Gingham Day flavors, in the form of Swat the Grump,” and then they make like a carnival game where you shoot lobsters with a cannon

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I convert to Catholicism two months ago. Here’s why I think the Pope is the Antichrist.

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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

the tech industry is about to invent books

Andrew Yeung
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

without Bloopee, the ai assistant who takes vials of my blood every night for unspecified reasons, could you do this??! (finds a pizza place nearby that’s open)

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Live, laugh, love, lurk, lunge, lacerate

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 30/09/2026

LOL you're supposed to pay for AI stuff with tokens?? Weird that everything else I can think of that uses tokens is also a scam

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

They should make a website that works

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I lost my job, contaminated fruit gave me explosive diarrhea, I can’t afford gas, and two kids in my town just died of measles. But at least now I can buy a car that doesn’t have an on/off button.

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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I am perfectly open to the idea that some of the data center panic is overblown, what I am telling u is I don’t care

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 29/08/2026

Look, guys, the data centers really need that water to make more csam

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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/08/2026

“Mistress Jessica, I’ve been a bad little health and human services secretary, and I…I deserve to have my pathetic nuts punished with Velveeta cheese.” — Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

theonion.com

Trembling RFK Jr. Tells Dominatrix To Use Processed Foods On His Balls

WASHINGTON—His voice shaking even more than usual as he grew excited over his impending torment, a trembling Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was overheard Thursday telling a dominatrix to use processed foods on...

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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Honestly, good for them.

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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Others have said it previously, but I love how this promotional image from the 1990 Stephen King's IT looks like a prestige drama courtroom show, that just so also happens to involve a clown.

The cast of Tommy Lee Wallace's IT miniseries (1990)

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

*clears throat* *taps mic* criticizing the adult women who knowingly attach themselves to Trump - whether for his approval, proximity to fascist power, party status, or simply the joy of being evil - is not misogyny, no matter how much vicarious embarrassment it gives you to watch them do it

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ceej @ceej.online · 21/08/2026

it’d be funny if the next dem administration just kept blaming biden

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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Love how this dude discovered the cheat codes of "what if I listened to constituents" and "what if I modeled good behavior" and "maybe I behave like a normal person should." These are apparently dark secrets that have been hidden from other politicians.

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

the fact that john ossoff can kick off a two-day media cycle by saying that the president is uninterested in doing his job and is sleeping through meetings and traveling around with a young blonde, suggests that not enough of these guys are speaking plainly and effectively about these assholes

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

We wanted to understand how Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey differs from the Homer original. So we talked to three unvaccinated crypto investors at a Five Guys in Toms River.

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Dress for the job you want (Victorian ghost child), not the job you have (common zombie).

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 05/08/2026

I feel like it might have been a bad idea to hand the world over to sociopaths

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

it’s pretty obvious that a lot of people remember that COVID lockdowns were unpleasant and from there just extrapolate that they were therefore bad policy

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

We've gotta make the Monorail Simpsons episode required viewing for every city councilor in the country. Every single thing he says here is a lie. A Potemkin Village Imaginarium.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

my feelings on this are pretty straightforward: if you have a problem with poor people having greater access to less expensive food then you’re a fucking psycho.

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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

This is the most Democratic Party establishment response ever, we already have an agency to investigate corruption. It’s called THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE (and the SEC!)

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Such inspired casting by Nolan in The Odyssey. Leguizamo as Eumaeus was SO GOOD. And John Fetterman as the Cyclops’ gangrenous testicle will get him a nomination.

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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

democrats need to get all in on the anti-data center train, because it is roaring out of the station.

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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 23/07/2026

Fuck this guy forever. Hundreds of thousands of the world's poorest people have already died because of his casual cuts and so many more are doomed. He is one of mankind's most evil figures.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I am a born-again Christian living in the Midwest. Here's how Jews in New York should feel about Israel.

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

All publicity is good publicity. So a huge thank you for writing this expose about the green ooze I'm dumping into the river and how it's mutating the fish into FishMen servants to do my bidding. I love angry mobs attacking my castle actually.

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 26/05/2026

In Idiocracy, President Camacho recognized the value of intelligence and wanted to save the world. Please stop comparing this to Idiocracy.

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

They stole the internet’s knowledge and all the work that went into it and they want to sell it back to us for a fee. What a business model.

ALTMAN: "WE SEE A FUTURE WHERE INTELLIGENCE IS A UTILITY, LIKE ELECTRICITY OR WATER, AND PEOPLE BUY IT FROM US ON A METER.

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

I don’t necessarily think it means I’m out of my mind but it’s maybe not great that for MONTHS the voice of Beck will occasionally come to my brain unbidden and say “tHaT wAs A gOoD dRuM bReAk”

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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/05/2026

Study: City Birds More Afraid Of Women Than Men theonion.com/study-city-birds-more-…

“Their loss. My purse is always full to the brim with worms.”

Makayla Maynard, Paella Chef

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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

a wedding band playing killing in the name of at a wedding but instead of saying killing in the name of they say Wayne and Linda in love

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

If you’re a cop in a movie or tv show and you’re trying to solve a murder or catch a psycho killer and your family is going “Waaa waaaa you missed dinner again” tell them to fuck off, it’s MURDER

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

I haven’t given any $ to a Democratic campaign in years. Haven’t felt they’d know what to do with it. I could however see giving to candidates who explicitly map out how they’d destroy the Supreme Court.

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Adam Conover @adamconover.net · 18/04/2026

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

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