Reposted by Sprig 🥗lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026they're my favorite of the AI cults. yhey didn't sign up to make productivity software, they signed up to make the machine god!! 421350141
Reposted by Sprig 🥗LawyerDog @cmddog.com · 01/10/2026hey US gamers it's early/mail-in voting season. things are looking pretty nice for taking the house and the senate but you gotta actually vote 8443105
Reposted by Sprig 🥗BionicBandit 👽 Comms Open @bionicbandit.neocities.org · 23/09/2026Metamorphosis of a Hiker 0145
Reposted by Sprig 🥗Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There is a moment at the very very end of Abdul El-Sayed's podcast with Ezra Klein (book recommendation section) where he talks about the idea of "speaking truth to pain" and this will be staying with me for an extremely long time. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/o... 11571422050
Reposted by Sprig 🥗Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I hope everyone has a Hussein 7113752642
Reposted by Sprig 🥗cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026so called free thinkers when mommy takes the warm soft sheets out of the dryer 283462303
Reposted by Sprig 🥗journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It’s fucking me up that the word elevate predates the invention of the elevator but the invention of the escalator predates the word escalate. It’s complete madness 111078158
Reposted by Sprig 🥗Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the storm’s name? macklemore 442120184
Reposted by Sprig 🥗Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 25/09/2026first attempt at water, I think the errant dog hairs stuck to the pastel are a nice touch 1032509122
Reposted by Sprig 🥗The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s… 313174773317
Reposted by Sprig 🥗Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard" 2994722700
Reposted by Sprig 🥗InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe. 10971101378
Reposted by Sprig 🥗Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 22/09/2026A friend sent me this one last night. 165091704
Reposted by Sprig 🥗nik-at-night.bsky.social @nik-at-night.bsky.social · 05/08/2026"hey bro, we're out of milk" felt like this one deserved a repost, its been a bottomless summer fr fr 9866155
Reposted by Sprig 🥗terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct 2971195
Reposted by Sprig 🥗JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Slavoj Žižek has my dream job. I watched him speak in front of a crowd for 45 minutes uninterrupted about whatever he felt like while the host watched helplessly. when he finally finished she said "wise words" and he said "I HATE WISDOM" then started talking again 504061636
Reposted by Sprig 🥗JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026sometimes I get bored and cancel myself on Threads by saying whatever the fuck 1475631691
Reposted by Sprig 🥗The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Not bad, but this one is my favorite: 33100362416
Reposted by Sprig 🥗yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 18/09/2026man he cant equip that shit hes a cleric not a wizard. this DM sucks 442939628
Reposted by Sprig 🥗skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Please read the F.A.Q and submit bug reports in the designated manner [Imbibe a !!PORTION!! of the tincture included with the game box and lay down for 2-5 hours while mentally reciting your ticket] 0121
Reposted by Sprig 🥗skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026You are placed into an era of loneliness. Locusts with the faces of men envelope the sky. The world keeps spinning though you wish it wouldn't. Move with the W, A, S, D keys. Rotate your camera with the mouse 17943197
Reposted by Sprig 🥗lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/09/2026actually orbs are already washed. it's basically like investing in crypto in 2024. you have to be ahead of cyclical trends so i'm raising capital to construct a ziggurat 2437110
Reposted by Sprig 🥗tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago 511331078069
Reposted by Sprig 🥗It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour 3257521534
Reposted by Sprig 🥗Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/09/2026pitchers and fielders should wear scabbards on their backs where they holster ceremonial bats. oh come on, it’s not all that stupid. they already make the coach wear player clothes and stand around in a special basement. this isn’t any dumber than that 211190179
Reposted by Sprig 🥗CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson 8084142492
Reposted by Sprig 🥗Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Writer for NBC10 Boston fuckin HATES Mercury 943604457
Reposted by Sprig 🥗headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/09/2026lol for metroid going ok ok samus is gonna talk again but this time instead of going on about adam she's going to say she wants to eat you. are you happy now. is that what you freaks want 14259981541
Reposted by Sprig 🥗⚡𝔅𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔩𝔢𝔤𝔲𝔪 𝔐𝔦𝔡𝔩𝔦𝔣𝔢 ℭ𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔦𝔰⚡ @bunnycartoon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Bloodborne II leak REAL NOT CLICKBAIT 435388
Reposted by Sprig 🥗Smammu👁 @buxbi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026piece done for the wonderful @shrimpyshiro.bsky.social !🥰 8565115
Reposted by Sprig 🥗Paradox 🫀🦐 @corrodedparadox.bsky.social · 24/05/2025was it worth it #art #furryart #furry 016335
Reposted by Sprig 🥗Paradox 🫀🦐 @corrodedparadox.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Get it out #art #furry #furryart 3899289