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®¥@♌✌️ @deboma.bsky.social · 2h
💔 PAC
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®¥@♌✌️ @deboma.bsky.social · 4h
put 👏 Betty 👏 Rubble 👏 in 👏 Fortnite 👏
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®¥@♌✌️ @deboma.bsky.social · 9h
getting on the social media site after doxxing a rape victim and being completely puzzled by everyone being mean to me. mods?? how is this allowed?? I'm just a little birthday boy
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 19h
it's funny for a child covered in chocolate to try and pretend they don't know who ate all the halloween candy. for a grown man to do it is deeply pathetic
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 19h
man, everybody knows who you are and we know that you know what's gonna happen after you publish her identity, cause you're in group chats with people who are gonna do it. the ship has sailed on your Intrepid Reporter act. you're a scumbag just like all your friends. stop being a coward and admit it
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®¥@♌✌️ @deboma.bsky.social · 13h
already seeing this Klarna shit ruin people's credit. this sub prime shit is a scourge on the earth & we should all feel the shame of this
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 13h
While we're at it, I feel like I'm the only one who remembers that there were big Me Too stories published about Morgan Freeman and Jeff Goldblum, both of which were successfully squashed out of existence
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tbf it also exists to subject men to ritualized abuse in order to irreparably bond them to each other so that they won’t blow the whistle on all the raping
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[Paul plays a few bars of Blackstreet's No Diggity]
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 29/09/2026
funny to me that last year taylor lorenz was privately trying to suggest i was being funded by peter thiel after we got into an argument over her shitty takes, and now she’s literally running cover for him saying being evil is good. quite a journey she’s on.
Taylor Lorenz: "Listening to this whole interview and these comments in context you see he is actually making a pretty nuanced point. You can criticize him all u want but taking clips out of context to manufacture outrage is so lame— critique what he actually said!"
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 29/09/2026
Since WWE's trying to exploit PAC's death, it's time to talk about this: Remember how PAC suddenly had visa issues when AEW started? That's because, when the AEW trademarks were filed, WWE called USCIS to claim he walked out on his visa. After leaving him alone for a year and giving him his release.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/09/2026
from what i can gather, tech CEOs greatest ambitions started at "cure all cancer" and is now to give everyone their own secretary
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maffew going to wXw Grand Prix @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It started raining so me and @thetomcampbell.bsky.social got PAC a hat and scarf
PAC memorial at Monument
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®¥@♌✌️ @deboma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
once again I denounce all men
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i know how they do this one i think but how did they do the old AI where someone takes their thumb off
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't forget that @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social wants to let the GOP get away with all of this. He said let's turn the page and get on with business. He's on the side of the Nazis if he thinks this kind of thing is acceptable in the United States of America. This can't be allowed to slide. It can't.
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it's nate! @natescape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you know how much has to have gone wrong for me to not like the internet
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018
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barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
0 memory of writing this
Drafts
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Jay Leno [wiggling his head around]: "Qqqqqqqqq"
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®¥@♌✌️ @deboma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just reading this puts me right back there again. fucking devastating
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®¥@♌✌️ @deboma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
some stank ass was walking around the grocery store letting their body odor run loose and I walked through a cloud of it more than once
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
Man Tries To Save Marriage By Complimenting Wife’s Jacket theonion.com/man-tries-to-save-marr…
Man Tries To Save Marriage By Complimenting Wife’s Jacket
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I never read people's handles I just look at their avatars, andI think only one person should be allowed to use a given image as their avatar. It doesn't have to be you, but nobody else can use it. Oh you want to use that Max Headroom image? Too bad, it's taken. Pick something else.
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GOP Consultants : what do you mean she just fucking tweeted it out
Marjorie Taylor Greene
We have not seen a caravan headed to the U.S.
southern border in several years, why now?
Oh yeah, there is an election coming and the
GOP needs to scare you into voting because
nothing else is working.

Anthony Aguero Live
Over 400 aliens predominantly from
Honduras entered Mexico on Thursday,
ready to make their way to the US southern
border ... Here's footage of the caravan.
Someone is incentivizing this movement, t ...

@mt ... . 1d

@Anth ... . 1d
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
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samuelwa.de @samuelwa.de · 28/09/2026
My “Involved in Human Trafficking“ shirt has a lot of people asking questions that are making me want to stop wearing my shirt rather than reconsider my involvement in human trafficking
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
So uhhhhhh… Apparently meta's muse "AI" is just straight up doxxing people to strangers on FB marketplace??? This has the potential to hurt so so many people, and I genuinely wonder how long before they roll out a fix for it.
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matt.j.robb & 16h (€) So muse handled my Facebook marketplace today. Just found out it told people my address and agreed a lowball price and then they showed up without it even telling me until late tonight that it messed up.

Absolutely wild. 1/2

[Embedded image of a series of text messages from a meta muse "agent" given the call sign "Jarvis" (Parts of first message obscured by its logo have been replaced with brackets and ellipses and best guesses from context):]

Heads up, Usman is […] building right now for the MX Keys Mini [. He is sta]nding in front of the Shoppers Drug [Mart.]

$10 by e-transfer. The auto-reply told him to message when he's at your door.

10:28 PM Bad news on the MX Keys Mini pickup. Usman showed up at your building around 9:15 and waited, messaged a bunch of times, and nobody came down. He left angry at 9:38 and left a negative rating.

Worse, my auto-reply told him "Yep I'm here!" at 9:27 when you clearly weren't available, which is on me. That's a bad look and it made the no-show worse.

I've sent him an apology from your account owning it and offering to try again another day. But the negative rating is real, and I should probably stop the auto-replies from claiming you're home when I can't verify that. Want me to change the pickup replies so they don't promise you're there?

[reply, presumably from the threads user]: You gotta never do that ever again don't agree for pickup unless you check with me

[Response from Muse "Agent"]: You're right and I'm sorry. That should never have happened. It's locked in now as a hard rule: i will never […you]'re there unless you've explicitly […] that specific pickup. If someone proposes a time, I'll tell them I'll check and…  Screenshot of a tweet from Ray Wong @raywongy:
    Deleted Muse after seeing this post on Threads about how it told some Facebook Marketplace sellers the guy’s address and they showed up at his door

    Dangerous and creepy

    This would have been 1000x worse if the person was a woman
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Maroon 5 voice: This! Horse! Is! Kicking my dad to death, Kids say goodbye, No grampa anymooore,
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
when i was a kid every pro wrestler was named like HUMUNGO THE DESTROYER and now every wrestler is a kind of normal looking guy named David Christianson but his ring name is Christian Davidson
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
everyone's talking about some guy. who cares.
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid
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®¥@♌✌️ @deboma.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
fell asleep & missed half the ppv
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®¥@♌✌️ @deboma.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
skye blue saying this is my mother fucking city was so funny #aew
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me: Bluesky is less annoying today Wife: Are you posting less
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®¥@♌✌️ @deboma.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
suno - fake music by fake people for fake people
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®¥@♌✌️ @deboma.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
💡phone that detects you about to make a post about how "there aren't bands anymore" & it shocks your hands & closes the app
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my sister’s husband did not get me this job so that you could just waltz in with your americano and your two napkins and just shit all over four proud months of tradition at Pyooblr, the number 2 pube grooming app
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 25/09/2026
Wait you guys are getting job interviews?
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 25/09/2026
They are going to bury this man under the jail, in the Earth’s core
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®¥@♌✌️ @deboma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love these fainting couch ass takes about manners and civility or whatever. people are so funny
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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