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Dark Bobby 🇵🇸🔻

@darkbobby.bsky.social
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Dark Bobby 🇵🇸🔻 @darkbobby.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Woke up dainty af again
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
HER: once you’re in the family, there’s no getting out. Capisce? ME: *whispering to my boyfriend* what kind of Olive Garden is this?
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Ancom Anthony 🚩🏴 @ancomanthony.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Any funds donated to @AncomAnthony on Venmo will go directly to the wellbeing of my twondisabled trans partners i provide for(including @astralin.sisc.one!) donations are appreciated greatly and rewarded with kitty pictures venmo.com/code?user_id...
venmo.com
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
A one eyed rotting corpse stares in the mirror stating  “I’m fine.”
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Fuck ai. Fuck Ukraine. Fuck zelenskyy. Fuck israel. Fuck trump. Fuck musk. Fuck Dems. Fuck Republicans. Fuck CNN and MSNBC. Fuck fox news. Fuck the Senate and the House. Fuck the scotus and the executive branch of dysfunction. Fuck all of it.
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Maybe I’ll sleep when my baby graduates from high school
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
your honor, what's the wifi
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Before you swipe right on anyone, you need to swipe right on yourself first bro.
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
My vagina is a load-bearing wall.
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
As a courtesy, I always try to conceal my venom as politely as possible.
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Dark Bobby 🇵🇸🔻 @darkbobby.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
growing a gf in my backyard
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Deadlifting 850lbs right as the chorus of Party in the USA hits
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Dark Bobby 🇵🇸🔻 @darkbobby.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
watering my penis
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Pope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Back in my day we had hope for the future
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 20/09/2025
exact is short for exactually
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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Getting road head on a bicycle
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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
First date idea: I keep farting and vehemently refuse to stop
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
watching other countries ban fascists from public office and successfully impeach incompetent leaders
DW Reade form the cartoon, “Arthur,” in a pink dress and sunglasses. Shes is looking sullenly through a wire fence
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
A glory hole for compliments
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
No woman here owes you anything, not even a response. Delete your account, put down the booze and talk to a therapist.
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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Do you find it difficult to drink only one cup of coffee at a time, or are you a non human robot
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'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Can't really engage with a findom without some fin
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 12/07/2025
coming to the conclusion that she wasn’t born at all much less with it
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'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I'm just saying, if she shows up to our date in clown makeup it's not a dealbreaker
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Fuck nudes. I wanna know some of the most vulnerable lyrics that touch your soul.
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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
You don't really know me, if you haven't watched me eat lasagna
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Dark Bobby 🇵🇸🔻 @darkbobby.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
Sure, Vitamin C's crazy, but Vitamin D's nuts
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Dark Bobby 🇵🇸🔻 @darkbobby.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 11/06/2025
still not sure why I have to light people’s pants on fire for lying but I suppose someone’s gotta do it
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Dark Bobby 🇵🇸🔻 @darkbobby.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
growing a gf in my backyard
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Dark Bobby 🇵🇸🔻 @darkbobby.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
watering my penis
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Dark Bobby 🇵🇸🔻 @darkbobby.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
hey perverts, what are some good perversions for someone who is just starting to get into being a pervert
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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Words really can’t describe the sexual gratification one feels upon reaching 4k followers, but okay, heck, I’ll give it a shot: chunky
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Cumming from one stroke like a samurai drawing his sword
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Dark Bobby 🇵🇸🔻 @darkbobby.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
The left needs a Joe Rogan who is 300 feet tall and plays a tiny little fiddle. And when he gets angry he huffs and puffs but he's calmed down by a good friend who is a regular-sized elephant but looks teeny by comparison. Just absolutely itsy bitsy. And both of them are extremely anti-circumcision.
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Dark Bobby 🇵🇸🔻 @darkbobby.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
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Dark Bobby 🇵🇸🔻 @darkbobby.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
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Dark Bobby 🇵🇸🔻 @darkbobby.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
you're in her dms, she's in the dsm
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Mary @maryjsays.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I am just about ready to runaway to Nigeria and marry that prince.
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I never feel safe because I’m always thinking I could get appendicitis at any moment
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
The Rehearsal has me sitting at the gate trying to break the ice between the pilot and copilot
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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
It’s starting to feel like those destinations aren’t really all that final.
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Someday you shit on the clock other days the clock shits on you
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