Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlSmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I first said it to some American arguing in favour of the death penalty, like, 20+ years ago, but it remains true: no one who reaches the point of committing a crime plans to get caught. The calculus is based on the likelihood of it going wrong, because ideally you get away with it. 6335
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 08/10/2026i'm a single issue voter and that issue is my long list of complaints 113137
Danger “DangerOwl” Owl @dangerowl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026*1960s Chicago gangster voice* I don’t know nothin bout no getaway vehicle! And you can’t prove otherwise neither, copper! 000
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” Owlrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026he is notable in his personal life for bragging about committing atrocities he could not possibly have had anything to do with. stealing dishonor. 111184134
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlGhostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 08/10/2026I don't believe they are conscious but I also don't believe you should get to do interviews where you say "idk man our business model might be built on enslaving sentient creatures" and still get to be a business. 4770207
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlRicky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 09/10/2026ICE-Gestapo shot a man in NYC with his 5 year old son in the back seat, then they rammed through protesters who were trying to block their vehicle from leaving the scene. I’ll say it again and again, ICE aren’t agents or law enforcement, they are terrorists, murderers and white supremacists. 532174765
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlAnil Dash @anildash.com · 09/10/2026NYC is on track to have its lowest rate of shootings EVER, and the thing that is going to ruin that is the presence of ICE. If the police commissioner cannot pick the side of New Yorkers, she obviously has to be fired. The numbers do not lie. 7619133
Danger “DangerOwl” Owl @dangerowl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026This picture (and cat) are gorgeous, stunning, showstopping, beautiful! 000
Danger “DangerOwl” Owl @dangerowl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026My personal favorite knuckle tats idea has always been to get a tattoo of eight underscores and then carry around a sharpie. 020
Danger “DangerOwl” Owl @dangerowl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You would not believe your eyes If there were no fireflies Or Waffle Houses On the west coast. 010
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities 206125493111
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlStephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026One thing I find endlessly funny about the rise of AI is that it has revealed that there is a large number of people who believe that the reason they wrote essays at school or university is their teachers were desperately waiting for them to provide a definite answer to “Lear: what’s up with him?” 6857841249
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlPreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026help us 90s rachel leigh cook's problematic anti-drug psa, you're our only hope 3500137
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlJeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 17/01/2025swear to god, if it turns out I'm currently "living my best life" I am going to be fucking furious 3470113
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlHannah Alexander Artwork @hannahartwork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Moth 🔦 first picture in my October series! 3397763023
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” Owlcomrade friendov @patmac.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“katy, this is god speaking, do you understand the concept of omens” 071
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlDana El Kurd @danaelkurd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Any suggestions for middle grade books with arab protagonists? My kid just said they dont like being arab because "we're always the bad guys." 1221290283
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlBoo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 04/10/2026opened a pint of Ben & Jerry’s and threw away the lid because i’m not a quitter 021742
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 04/10/2026Telling the Pope he can't talk about AI because he's not an "artist" like you is so fucking funny. You're not an AI artist, you didn't art anything. You serially commission visual files from a chatbot. You're like the dumbest Pope Julius III working with the worst fake Michelangelo there is. 416119
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” Owl🕸️Siren of the North🕸️ @slacklizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026get yourself a best friend who sees what you might be able to become and wants to see you realise that potential 1143
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlSmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Whenever someone gets off a really long phone call, going, "Wrong number?" 67011
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlSmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"If you just tried attaching a brain slug yourself, you'd be able to speak with more authority about what being controlled by a brain slug is actually like. By automatically dismissing servitude to the brain slugs, you're really weakening your own argument." 1416
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the first rule of mime club is 29216
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026there is considerable glory in that 1688
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026SCOOP: Posting named the eighth deadly sin 2927725
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlAmrk @amrk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Peter Magyar is currently enacting a Liberal Currents fantasy where he amends the constitution to ban anyone associated with the old regime from ever holding office again and is somehow polling at 68% (he won with 53%) and I’m not saying that’s possible anywhere else but Dems should like, ask him 12706137
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” Owlcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026APPROVE MY PRIOR AUTHORIZATION OR I AM GOING TO CRASH OUT 1470234
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Fun fact: in Canada people get seasonal jobs during the winter where they stand on the shore of frozen lakes and yell "you're on thin fucking ice, buddy" at ice fishers to warn them when the ice is not thick enough 06310
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sure, the 2024 election was one too, but 2026 might be the clearest intelligence test ever presented to the American electorate. Taken at face value, he's saying he stole hundreds of billions from the gov't, hid it somewhere Congress can't reach, and he pinky swears he will give you a piece. Really. 752839764
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison. 7779071408
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlEd Maibach @maibached.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Happy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.socialsammatey.substack.comHappy Stanislav Petrov DayTake five minutes to not destroy civilization 252124938
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” Owl✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 25/09/2026the conversation over Iced Coffee isn't about iced coffee it's about the social contract breaking down younger ppl have seen that employers are not upholding their end of the bargain (stable career) so they're not bothering to uphold theirs (playing the stupid corporate social games) 14746139
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlMicah @rincewind.run · 25/09/2026“this show is not for me”, “this show has an annoying fanbase”, “this show started some trends I dislike”, and “this show was actually bad” are all different opinions and people are too quick to conflate them 17979208
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” Owlweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 62107322534
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” Owl⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 25/09/2026we are reinventing scheming eunuchs from base principles 10756131
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlDemocrat Haderach @anonabel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If Flock isn't doing anything wrong, it has nothing to hide. 011115
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” Owl🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 25/09/2026the trodden joke of “Mackleless” implies macklegreaterthan, macklemedian, mackleoperand and macklemainder 4273
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” Owl👻🕯️ Human Depleted Big Natural Resources🕯️👻 @dagnificent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026subskeet: i believe in you 041
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” Owldaryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026nominative determinism has been a thing to a ridiculous degree for the past 2 years, but now a christofascist named "overton" who will try to normalize worse things? 24711
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” Owllauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026so sharepoint now has a copilot-enabled "autofill" for photo libraries that OCR and scrape the pictures and at least in my testing it's on by default. All of these companies should be sued out of existence 640946
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Video game where you are a colony of burrowing owls, doing burrowing owl things: finding nice burrows to claim, farming insects in your dung farm, preying on insects, observing a nature photographer who regularly observes you, etc. 1424
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlDr. Johnathan Flowers, Bisexual of the Blade (Alt-text or DIE) @shengokai.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026This is my ongoing experience in Philosophy of Disability. A lot of these students are so goddamned hungry to ask someone who has Been There about everything that most of the questions I've had to field are less about the material and more about... Life. 212923
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlNewfound Planets @i-find-planets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I have discovered a planet. It is heavy, with small-scale rings. It is a mystery to science. What a good world. 011
Danger “DangerOwl” Owl @dangerowl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026*to the tune of “Party Up” by DMX* “I’m gonna get to pet this cat! On her head! On her back! I’m gonna get to scratch her chin! And her ears! And her neck!” 011
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” Owlscare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 22/09/2026they should invent a kind of happy that you can be long term and not just in increasingly fleeting moments 0111
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlEmily Darling @radicaldreamer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026microwave dinner for baddies called mean cuisine 0217
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlNewfound Planets @i-find-planets.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You have discovered a planet. A jackal-like beast lives there and snacks on rainbows. Maybe you could discover things there. 011