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Danger “DangerOwl” Owl

@dangerowl.bsky.social
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They/them. Asexual. Fan of D&D, languages (including conlangs), disability justice, and cats, in no particular order. Pfp by @invisichad.bsky.social

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SCOOP: Posting named the eighth deadly sin
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Amrk @amrk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Peter Magyar is currently enacting a Liberal Currents fantasy where he amends the constitution to ban anyone associated with the old regime from ever holding office again and is somehow polling at 68% (he won with 53%) and I’m not saying that’s possible anywhere else but Dems should like, ask him
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
APPROVE MY PRIOR AUTHORIZATION OR I AM GOING TO CRASH OUT
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fun fact: in Canada people get seasonal jobs during the winter where they stand on the shore of frozen lakes and yell "you're on thin fucking ice, buddy" at ice fishers to warn them when the ice is not thick enough
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sure, the 2024 election was one too, but 2026 might be the clearest intelligence test ever presented to the American electorate. Taken at face value, he's saying he stole hundreds of billions from the gov't, hid it somewhere Congress can't reach, and he pinky swears he will give you a piece. Really.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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Ed Maibach @maibached.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.social
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Happy Stanislav Petrov Day
Take five minutes to not destroy civilization
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 25/09/2026
the conversation over Iced Coffee isn't about iced coffee it's about the social contract breaking down younger ppl have seen that employers are not upholding their end of the bargain (stable career) so they're not bothering to uphold theirs (playing the stupid corporate social games)
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/09/2026
“this show is not for me”, “this show has an annoying fanbase”, “this show started some trends I dislike”, and “this show was actually bad” are all different opinions and people are too quick to conflate them
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Sarah Walsh @bigdamnherossir.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sarah Walsh
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New England Patriots

I don't think Donald Trump is the Devil because he's particularly evil. He's stupid as shit and mendacious; that's enough. I think Donald Trump is the Devil because no person who deals with him is able to remember the fate of anyone else who's dealt with him. It's truly incredible.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we are reinventing scheming eunuchs from base principles
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Democrat Haderach @anonabel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If Flock isn't doing anything wrong, it has nothing to hide.
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 25/09/2026
the trodden joke of “Mackleless” implies macklegreaterthan, macklemedian, mackleoperand and macklemainder
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Big Natural Resources @dagnificent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
subskeet: i believe in you
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daryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
nominative determinism has been a thing to a ridiculous degree for the past 2 years, but now a christofascist named "overton" who will try to normalize worse things?
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
so sharepoint now has a copilot-enabled "autofill" for photo libraries that OCR and scrape the pictures and at least in my testing it's on by default. All of these companies should be sued out of existence
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Video game where you are a colony of burrowing owls, doing burrowing owl things: finding nice burrows to claim, farming insects in your dung farm, preying on insects, observing a nature photographer who regularly observes you, etc.
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Newfound Planets @i-find-planets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have discovered a planet. It is heavy, with small-scale rings. It is a mystery to science. What a good world.
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Danger “DangerOwl” Owl @dangerowl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*to the tune of “Party Up” by DMX* “I’m gonna get to pet this cat! On her head! On her back! I’m gonna get to scratch her chin! And her ears! And her neck!”
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arcadus @birdapp.rip · 22/09/2026
they should invent a kind of happy that you can be long term and not just in increasingly fleeting moments
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Emily Darling @radicaldreamer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
microwave dinner for baddies called mean cuisine
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Newfound Planets @i-find-planets.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You have discovered a planet. A jackal-like beast lives there and snacks on rainbows. Maybe you could discover things there.
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Joelle Maslak @jmaslak.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Would YOUR conference, as one example, cancel things if the elevators stopped working? Or would it go on, but only for people that could walk up stairs? What does that say about your value of inclusion?
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/09/2026
rough first week for humans at the intergalactic council. everyone was really nice but we spent a lot of time at orientation trying to figure out what made us unique among all the galaxy's species. turns out we're the only ones who thought to deep fry cheese. that's it. we're the fried cheese planet
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
All birds are pacifists. Except crows. They murder.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
NEWS: I don’t like transphobes and here is a short list of why. 1) They are full of shit.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Who cares what that asshole thinks about anything?
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 14/09/2026
"The woman who teaches preschoolers to spell thinks you're a moron" there is no coming back from that
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
marks in my whale-books
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
That’s a nice outfit. Who picked it out for you… The Man?
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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Go off king! Oh wait sorry that was unclear. King, you are being stripped of your crown and exiled. There, much more direct.
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Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s not that I’m sticking in my head in the sand about the AI thing. It’s that I’m trying to manage, like, five existential threats I have on my radar
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I don't think it's "marketing" when AI execs are panic quitting for fear of birthing Skynet, I think they genuinely believe it. They're wrong, but there's no conspiracy. They're just deep in AI psychosis and even if they can see the strings better than anyone, they still think the puppet is alive.
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 07/02/2024
folx used by orgs: it's a signal that trans people are welcome folx used by cis people: haha cool but chill out, you sound like you think i'm a bomb that could go off at any moment folx used by trans people: jfc you aren't on linkedin rn, if you don't stop i'm going to assume you are a replicant
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Nico Mara-McKay 🦇 (they/iel) @nicomaramckay.com · 05/01/2024
I'm rewatching DS9 and Odo just called for "ladies, gentlemen, and all androgynous creatures" to warn them of the week's shenanigans. This episode first aired in 1993. If Odo -- a space cop -- can use gender inclusive language in a 30 year old show, why are people pretending it's difficult today?
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
mom said it’s my turn to have needs now
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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hey so Trump claiming he was rescued from the rubble of 9/11 is not only verifiably untrue, it's also fucking unacceptable. Grow the fuck up, media.
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A WARRIOR FEARS NOTHING, NOT EVEN ASKING FOR HELP.
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Laura Webster @lauraewebster.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We have made a full documentary about what really happened at Reform conference. If you only watch a bit of it please make it these 39 seconds. You won't regret it.
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Itis somewaht Manix, farr as Moondayes go.
Orange and white cat says, "Good morning Gonzobongos! It's somewhat manic, far as Mondays go."
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Danger “DangerOwl” Owl @dangerowl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My cat is fighting sleep to make very low-energy biscuits on my arm.
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Boulevard of Broken Memes @olizardo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Look I'm hearing that you want me to go fuck myself but before I do that let me clarify a few points
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I hope this gas station hot dog brings you good fortune
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/09/2026
Ant Farm Teaches Children About Toil, Death theonion.com/ant-farm-teaches-child…
Ant Farm Teaches Children About Toil, Death
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Jes the human @jesthehuman.itch.io · 06/09/2026
If you’re seeing this post it’s treat yourself o’clock
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 15/06/2024
Patient: my baby has a cough Victorian doctor: I have an elixir containing opium, cocaine, cannabis, and ether. Fix it right up Patient: also I have had diarrhea lately Victorian doctor: you're not gonna believe this
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