Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026SCOOP: Posting named the eighth deadly sin 2927825
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlAmrk @amrk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Peter Magyar is currently enacting a Liberal Currents fantasy where he amends the constitution to ban anyone associated with the old regime from ever holding office again and is somehow polling at 68% (he won with 53%) and I’m not saying that’s possible anywhere else but Dems should like, ask him 11696134
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” Owlcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026APPROVE MY PRIOR AUTHORIZATION OR I AM GOING TO CRASH OUT 1469434
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Fun fact: in Canada people get seasonal jobs during the winter where they stand on the shore of frozen lakes and yell "you're on thin fucking ice, buddy" at ice fishers to warn them when the ice is not thick enough 06310
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sure, the 2024 election was one too, but 2026 might be the clearest intelligence test ever presented to the American electorate. Taken at face value, he's saying he stole hundreds of billions from the gov't, hid it somewhere Congress can't reach, and he pinky swears he will give you a piece. Really. 762835762
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison. 7978801394
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlEd Maibach @maibached.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Happy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.socialsammatey.substack.comHappy Stanislav Petrov DayTake five minutes to not destroy civilization 252099926
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” Owl✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 25/09/2026the conversation over Iced Coffee isn't about iced coffee it's about the social contract breaking down younger ppl have seen that employers are not upholding their end of the bargain (stable career) so they're not bothering to uphold theirs (playing the stupid corporate social games) 14748139
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlMicah @rincewind.run · 25/09/2026“this show is not for me”, “this show has an annoying fanbase”, “this show started some trends I dislike”, and “this show was actually bad” are all different opinions and people are too quick to conflate them 17981208
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” Owlweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 63106582519
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlGingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 25/09/2026we are reinventing scheming eunuchs from base principles 10756132
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlDemocrat Haderach @anonabel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If Flock isn't doing anything wrong, it has nothing to hide. 011115
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” Owl🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 25/09/2026the trodden joke of “Mackleless” implies macklegreaterthan, macklemedian, mackleoperand and macklemainder 4273
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlBig Natural Resources @dagnificent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026subskeet: i believe in you 041
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” Owldaryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026nominative determinism has been a thing to a ridiculous degree for the past 2 years, but now a christofascist named "overton" who will try to normalize worse things? 24711
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” Owllauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026so sharepoint now has a copilot-enabled "autofill" for photo libraries that OCR and scrape the pictures and at least in my testing it's on by default. All of these companies should be sued out of existence 640946
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Video game where you are a colony of burrowing owls, doing burrowing owl things: finding nice burrows to claim, farming insects in your dung farm, preying on insects, observing a nature photographer who regularly observes you, etc. 1424
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlNewfound Planets @i-find-planets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I have discovered a planet. It is heavy, with small-scale rings. It is a mystery to science. What a good world. 011
Danger “DangerOwl” Owl @dangerowl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026*to the tune of “Party Up” by DMX* “I’m gonna get to pet this cat! On her head! On her back! I’m gonna get to scratch her chin! And her ears! And her neck!” 011
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” Owlarcadus @birdapp.rip · 22/09/2026they should invent a kind of happy that you can be long term and not just in increasingly fleeting moments 0111
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlEmily Darling @radicaldreamer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026microwave dinner for baddies called mean cuisine 0217
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlNewfound Planets @i-find-planets.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You have discovered a planet. A jackal-like beast lives there and snacks on rainbows. Maybe you could discover things there. 011
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlJoelle Maslak @jmaslak.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Would YOUR conference, as one example, cancel things if the elevators stopped working? Or would it go on, but only for people that could walk up stairs? What does that say about your value of inclusion? 0174
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” Owllauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/09/2026rough first week for humans at the intergalactic council. everyone was really nice but we spent a lot of time at orientation trying to figure out what made us unique among all the galaxy's species. turns out we're the only ones who thought to deep fry cheese. that's it. we're the fried cheese planet 751514177
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026All birds are pacifists. Except crows. They murder. 3523
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026NEWS: I don’t like transphobes and here is a short list of why. 1) They are full of shit. 403913728
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlSmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Who cares what that asshole thinks about anything? 1463
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlChef Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 14/09/2026"The woman who teaches preschoolers to spell thinks you're a moron" there is no coming back from that 08712
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 10/09/2026marks in my whale-books 48012
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” Owlthey/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 26/05/2026That’s a nice outfit. Who picked it out for you… The Man? 1303
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlWelcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Go off king! Oh wait sorry that was unclear. King, you are being stripped of your crown and exiled. There, much more direct. 022761
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlLindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It’s not that I’m sticking in my head in the sand about the AI thing. It’s that I’m trying to manage, like, five existential threats I have on my radar 3341
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlSmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I don't think it's "marketing" when AI execs are panic quitting for fear of birthing Skynet, I think they genuinely believe it. They're wrong, but there's no conspiracy. They're just deep in AI psychosis and even if they can see the strings better than anyone, they still think the puppet is alive. 35911
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” Owleva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 07/02/2024folx used by orgs: it's a signal that trans people are welcome folx used by cis people: haha cool but chill out, you sound like you think i'm a bomb that could go off at any moment folx used by trans people: jfc you aren't on linkedin rn, if you don't stop i'm going to assume you are a replicant 4524
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlNico Mara-McKay 🦇 (they/iel) @nicomaramckay.com · 05/01/2024I'm rewatching DS9 and Odo just called for "ladies, gentlemen, and all androgynous creatures" to warn them of the week's shenanigans. This episode first aired in 1993. If Odo -- a space cop -- can use gender inclusive language in a 30 year old show, why are people pretending it's difficult today? 11350105
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” Owl✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 08/09/2026mom said it’s my turn to have needs now 0342
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlAmber @risettemd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Hey so Trump claiming he was rescued from the rubble of 9/11 is not only verifiably untrue, it's also fucking unacceptable. Grow the fuck up, media. 613324
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlOrcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 08/09/2026A WARRIOR FEARS NOTHING, NOT EVEN ASKING FOR HELP. 03814
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlLaura Webster @lauraewebster.bsky.social · 07/09/2026We have made a full documentary about what really happened at Reform conference. If you only watch a bit of it please make it these 39 seconds. You won't regret it. 2092638875
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlGONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Itis somewaht Manix, farr as Moondayes go. 971637
Danger “DangerOwl” Owl @dangerowl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026My cat is fighting sleep to make very low-energy biscuits on my arm. 001
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlBoulevard of Broken Memes @olizardo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Look I'm hearing that you want me to go fuck myself but before I do that let me clarify a few points 0211
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I hope this gas station hot dog brings you good fortune 719534
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlThe Onion @theonion.com · 07/09/2026Ant Farm Teaches Children About Toil, Death theonion.com/ant-farm-teaches-child… 181606164
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlJes the human @jesthehuman.itch.io · 06/09/2026If you’re seeing this post it’s treat yourself o’clock 1161
Reposted by Danger “DangerOwl” OwlPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 15/06/2024Patient: my baby has a cough Victorian doctor: I have an elixir containing opium, cocaine, cannabis, and ether. Fix it right up Patient: also I have had diarrhea lately Victorian doctor: you're not gonna believe this 1146588