well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 4hYep. I’ve always wondered if he meant slapping him could’ve resulted in his death, or that hypothetically he could’ve could’ve gotten up there and like stabbed him or somethin instead 140
well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 20hAlso the Poison Cackler from Fraggle Rock, the Dark Overlord from Howard the Duck, the Wampa and Rancor from Star Wars, the M-113 creature from Star Trek TOS, and the trailer for Whitley Strieber’s Communion 010
well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 20hThis page from Babar The King where he has a nightmare about these funky critters who represent negative qualities and fates that he fears 330
well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Well they have thick double coats, efficient metabolisms, and specialized circulatory adaptations and body fat distribution that all make them very good at surviving in the cold 020
Reposted by well it’s dan 🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Took the boys to coney island today 0101
well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Lol, THAT’S what you were talking about? Who gives a shit 010
well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comGuy Explaining Whiteboard MemeALT: Guy Explaining Whiteboard Meme 010
Reposted by well it’s dan Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A YouTuber I follow named MrCryptid posts these long uninteresting videos of "cryptid hunting" aka hiking in the woods, heavy breathing with no narration for 30-60 min a pop. But in his latest video he fires a shotgun at a shape darting out a bush, and when he found the body, it was a Christmas elf. 1427120
well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Imagining you not realizing until it starts playing, expecting Music For Airports and Hypermodern Jazz comes on instead 110
Reposted by well it’s dan hyper mega bummer boy @danceyrselfdean.bsky.social · 02/10/2026he's a real nowhere man sitting in his nowhere land making all his nowhere plans for nobodystatic.klipy.comRoman Roy Crying: 'Can We Get Him Out?' (Succession)ALT: Roman Roy Crying: 'Can We Get Him Out?' (Succession) 1113
well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Especially after hearing the track that opens with them doing like 80s King Crimson shit, had me doing the Jack Nicholson nodding gif 110
well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Big fan of Seabrook (and Frisell too), been really hype for this 130
Reposted by well it’s dan josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 08/08/2026A "crawlspace".. that sounds perfect for my needs 638967
well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comChris Farley's ReactionALT: Chris Farley's Reaction 010
well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Maybe there’s a good reason you keep getting lumped in with them 010
well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comOh Yeah Ohhh YeahhhALT: Oh Yeah Ohhh Yeahhh 110
well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026☝️🤓: it’s unprofessional and disqualifying to bring a beverage into a job interv- 010
Reposted by well it’s dan weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 63107122531
well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Everyone referencing The Dead Zone which does make me happy but I’m still annoyingly compelled to point out this is definitely based on Walken in The Deer Hunter 050
