daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 12hTHIS is a triumphant arch. Not some white plaster block with a gold bird on top built in six months 010
daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 12hYou don’t have to hate frat boys just because they are rapists. There are plenty of other reasons, too. 000
Reposted by @daiun.bsky.socialmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 21htelling the contractor he needs to come back and free my knives 217010
Reposted by @daiun.bsky.socialfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 19hdirect deposit and auto payments have my paycheck like:static.klipy.comGrandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The SimpsonsAlt: Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons 728746
daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 23hFrankly I don’t want to hang with drag queens or frat boys. I don’t care which is safer. 000
daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Feeling stupid in Belgium because I speak only one language, not three or four like everyone here. 010
Reposted by @daiun.bsky.socialFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Gorilla Glue just sounds like a name they came up with to calm down the horses. 720967
daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Here to report from Belgium that French fries with mayonnaise taste goodstatic.klipy.comJohn Travolta & Samuel L. Jackson: YuckALT: John Travolta & Samuel L. Jackson: Yuck 010
Reposted by @daiun.bsky.socialMichael Tisserand @tisserand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Watching the Senate hearings like 823976474
daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I have a theory that one reason Star Trek was so popular was because, subliminally, all of the spaceships resembled women in various sexual positions.static.klipy.comStar Trek The Voyage Home - Warp SpeedALT: Star Trek The Voyage Home - Warp Speed 010
daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026From now on, any post regarding Trump I’m just replying, “Is that legal?” 010
Reposted by @daiun.bsky.socialGrumpy-ish Brian🏴🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 27/09/2026 12174541042
Reposted by @daiun.bsky.socialThe Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I am convinced that CAPTCHAs are no longer checking if I am human, they are just using my free labor to train self-driving cars to identify blurry traffic lights. 3075959
Reposted by @daiun.bsky.socialJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Unless you're talking about the crushing weight of existence, then no, I don't have a crush. 517374
Reposted by @daiun.bsky.socialsmillz-o-lantern @righttwix.com · 15/05/2025Microdosing reality by looking up from my phone occasionally 6384115
Reposted by @daiun.bsky.socialSeth Trueger @mdaware.org · 24/09/2026once I was on hold for so long I learned how to play the hold music on guitar 1111
Reposted by @daiun.bsky.socialkaranormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 05/10/2023rough beast's mom: STOP SLOUCHING 18628
Reposted by @daiun.bsky.social Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 14/02/2026are people still skipping to my lou 54118
Reposted by @daiun.bsky.socialDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026[at second rodeo] no, no, no, none of this is right 015057
daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My CC # was once again stolen by a restaurant employee. Fool me once shame on u. Fool we twice, shame on me. Fool me three times I just quit going to resturants, the food is always shit anyways. High fat, high sodium, Trump mystery meat. 020
Reposted by @daiun.bsky.socialSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Hey wait a minute: maybe the quicksand we grew up worrying about turned out to be our phones 48835251
Reposted by @daiun.bsky.socialMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026“It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.” GEORGE CARLIN LIFE IS WORTH LOSING (2005) My joint favourite Stand-Up of all time (along with Richard Pryor). 18932381152
Reposted by @daiun.bsky.socialSarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 15/08/2025I feel like we’ve been about to be in a recession for the last 18 million years 1220813
daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Hell has a wing dedicated to those who don’t close their parentheses or quotes. 030
daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The Shanghai Opera House. It ain’t no Trump-Kennedy center that’s for sure 000
Reposted by @daiun.bsky.socialMal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Your weirdo name is your first name followed by your last name. 818859
Reposted by @daiun.bsky.socialAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 05/09/2026“two can play this game,” i say ominously, sitting down across from you and picking up the Operation tweezers 412838
Reposted by @daiun.bsky.socialCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Don't worry. Be hapless. 13320
daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The day I always remember on the 3rd of September is the 21st night of September 010
daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 02/09/2026One notification sitting at the bottom of my screen like the little tease she is 031
daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Just a reminder that when the Mayan’s predicted the end of civilization on Dec 21, 2012, they didn’t mean it was all going to happen over night.static.klipy.comNational Geographic: Secrets of the Maya PyramidALT: National Geographic: Secrets of the Maya Pyramid 020
Reposted by @daiun.bsky.socialJaye Rich @thesurplusjayerich.bsky.social · 30/08/2026It's a whole political party dedicated to the type of people who don't return their cart at the grocery store. 2446351
Reposted by @daiun.bsky.socialSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I'm beginning to think having a bsky account is a lot like living in a van down by the river. 39231
daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Like a poor marksman, God just can’t seem to hit the right 80 year old this week. Perhaps tomorrow. 020
Reposted by @daiun.bsky.socialBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The cicadas think they're whispering 211044
daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 25/08/2026static.klipy.comBlade Runner CryingALT: Blade Runner Crying 010
Reposted by @daiun.bsky.socialHollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I don’t know who drives this car that’s in the parking lot at work today. I’m guessing a skeleton with a bow tie? 6276546
Reposted by @daiun.bsky.socialthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026passé at this point but can you imagine if obama had done this 774132329
daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 25/08/2026There was a time, when I was a child in the ‘60’s, that I really respected the Supreme Court 010
Reposted by @daiun.bsky.socialGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Don't know much about history, Don't know much biology, Don't know much about a science book, I'm a bit thick, truth be told. 1201
Reposted by @daiun.bsky.socialJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 25/08/2026(pitching coach visiting the mound) i'm covering my mouth bc i just had some garlic bread 1148442
Reposted by @daiun.bsky.socialDead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Doing the same things over and over again and expecting different results is the definition of my daily routine. 04620
Reposted by @daiun.bsky.socialdawn of the debb @handle.invalid · 21/08/2026future bluesky user 311916207
daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 21/08/2026This morning I felt a moment of good old fashioned childhood summertime happiness. Just a flicker. 000
Reposted by @daiun.bsky.socialMassimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 21/08/2026When you realize the intro of the famous song "Smoke on the Water" by Deep Purple is the intro of Beethoven's 5th Symphony simply played backward. Mind-blowing. Original post 962252559