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daiun.bsky.social

@daiun.bsky.social
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This isn’t Facebook. I don’t care what you’re eating. I don’t care about your pet, alive or dead. No need to tell me about your children. I have already seen sunsets and mountains. Show me only your rapier wit.

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daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 12h
THIS is a triumphant arch. Not some white plaster block with a gold bird on top built in six months
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daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 12h
You don’t have to hate frat boys just because they are rapists. There are plenty of other reasons, too.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 21h
telling the contractor he needs to come back and free my knives
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 19h
direct deposit and auto payments have my paycheck like:
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Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons
Alt: Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons
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daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 23h
Frankly I don’t want to hang with drag queens or frat boys. I don’t care which is safer.
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daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Feeling stupid in Belgium because I speak only one language, not three or four like everyone here.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gorilla Glue just sounds like a name they came up with to calm down the horses.
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daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me whenever I look at the news
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daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here to report from Belgium that French fries with mayonnaise taste good
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John Travolta & Samuel L. Jackson: Yuck
ALT: John Travolta & Samuel L. Jackson: Yuck
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Michael Tisserand @tisserand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watching the Senate hearings like
Alan Alda as Hawkeye Pierce
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daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have a theory that one reason Star Trek was so popular was because, subliminally, all of the spaceships resembled women in various sexual positions.
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Star Trek The Voyage Home - Warp Speed
ALT: Star Trek The Voyage Home - Warp Speed
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daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
From now on, any post regarding Trump I’m just replying, “Is that legal?”
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am convinced that CAPTCHAs are no longer checking if I am human, they are just using my free labor to train self-driving cars to identify blurry traffic lights.
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Unless you're talking about the crushing weight of existence, then no, I don't have a crush.
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smillz-o-lantern @righttwix.com · 15/05/2025
Microdosing reality by looking up from my phone occasionally
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Seth Trueger @mdaware.org · 24/09/2026
once I was on hold for so long I learned how to play the hold music on guitar
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
rough beast's mom: STOP SLOUCHING
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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
are people still skipping to my lou
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
[at second rodeo] no, no, no, none of this is right
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daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My CC # was once again stolen by a restaurant employee. Fool me once shame on u. Fool we twice, shame on me. Fool me three times I just quit going to resturants, the food is always shit anyways. High fat, high sodium, Trump mystery meat.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hey wait a minute: maybe the quicksand we grew up worrying about turned out to be our phones
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.” GEORGE CARLIN LIFE IS WORTH LOSING (2005) My joint favourite Stand-Up of all time (along with Richard Pryor).
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I feel like we’ve been about to be in a recession for the last 18 million years
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daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hell has a wing dedicated to those who don’t close their parentheses or quotes.
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daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Shanghai Opera House. It ain’t no Trump-Kennedy center that’s for sure
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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Your weirdo name is your first name followed by your last name.
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“two can play this game,” i say ominously, sitting down across from you and picking up the Operation tweezers
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Don't worry. Be hapless.
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The day I always remember on the 3rd of September is the 21st night of September
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daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
One notification sitting at the bottom of my screen like the little tease she is
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daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just a reminder that when the Mayan’s predicted the end of civilization on Dec 21, 2012, they didn’t mean it was all going to happen over night.
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National Geographic: Secrets of the Maya Pyramid
ALT: National Geographic: Secrets of the Maya Pyramid
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Jaye Rich @thesurplusjayerich.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It's a whole political party dedicated to the type of people who don't return their cart at the grocery store.
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daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm beginning to think having a bsky account is a lot like living in a van down by the river.
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daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton fist fight in Heaven
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daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Like a poor marksman, God just can’t seem to hit the right 80 year old this week. Perhaps tomorrow.
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The cicadas think they're whispering
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daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Blade Runner Crying
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Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don’t know who drives this car that’s in the parking lot at work today. I’m guessing a skeleton with a bow tie?
An old timey car in the parking lot at work
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
passé at this point but can you imagine if obama had done this
Scarlett Johansson changed her magnesium supplement routine after a spray left her feet feeling dry
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daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There was a time, when I was a child in the ‘60’s, that I really respected the Supreme Court
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Don't know much about history, Don't know much biology, Don't know much about a science book, I'm a bit thick, truth be told.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
(pitching coach visiting the mound) i'm covering my mouth bc i just had some garlic bread
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Doing the same things over and over again and expecting different results is the definition of my daily routine.
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dawn of the debb @handle.invalid · 21/08/2026
future bluesky user
a child at a computer monitor on which he has written FUCK THIS SCHOOL
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daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This morning I felt a moment of good old fashioned childhood summertime happiness. Just a flicker.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
When you realize the intro of the famous song "Smoke on the Water" by Deep Purple is the intro of Beethoven's 5th Symphony simply played backward. Mind-blowing. Original post
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