Jaye Rich @thesurplusjayerich.bsky.social · 3hDid the bottling plant have an industrial accident? 000
Jaye Rich @thesurplusjayerich.bsky.social · 6hAll the furniture in 2001: A Space Oddity looks terribly uncomfortable. 000
Jaye Rich @thesurplusjayerich.bsky.social · 9hA mariachi band interrupting some old bat whining, is a solution to half our problems. 000
Jaye Rich @thesurplusjayerich.bsky.social · 9hYeah, I have spawn, and it’s basically neither of these things despite being both athletes and gamers. If anything, I just want them to clean up their fucking room, not unlike my mother did. 000
Jaye Rich @thesurplusjayerich.bsky.social · 10hThe G in MAGA increasingly seems like it does not mean “great.” 000
Jaye Rich @thesurplusjayerich.bsky.social · 11hIn Canada the community rink can either be a very healthy third place filled with reasonable people, or a cold, hellish pit of despair filled with demons walking this earthly plane. 000
Jaye Rich @thesurplusjayerich.bsky.social · 13hI have real reservations about doing cool shit at a loss provided the cool shit is not something that is immediately important to me. 100
Jaye Rich @thesurplusjayerich.bsky.social · 13hI just don’t think putting women in charge of everything will suddenly fix all our problems, but I do think if we jettisoned like 50% of men into the sun we’d fix at least half our problems. 000
Jaye Rich @thesurplusjayerich.bsky.social · 17hTrump seems to be cursing a lot more. Internal polling must be horrible. 000
Reposted by Jaye RichZach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 17hDisbelieving basic econ stats was cool on bluesky until this guy ruined it. 1683
Reposted by Jaye Richnickforbrains 🏳️🌈 @nickforbrains.bsky.social · 04/10/2026He needs testosterone testing lol 4164
Reposted by Jaye RichDiedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The guy who literally never shuts up has something to add 3122013
Jaye Rich @thesurplusjayerich.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's crazy that a 6'7 dude from British Columbia, Canada looks this dorky. My man, you're losing an election to "to be determined" & you're wasting shave cycles to look like a Primerica fresh new hire. Ditch the Gillette for a week, fish your rink flannel out from the trunk. All your problems away. 000
Jaye Rich @thesurplusjayerich.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm just gonna say it—I think Eminem dyes his beard. 100
Jaye Rich @thesurplusjayerich.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I make one fucking animated gif and you're laughing? You're laughing?! 010
Jaye Rich @thesurplusjayerich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What's there left to say about the man that hasn't already be said aside from, "he's dead." 000
Jaye Rich @thesurplusjayerich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"He doesn't mean that, Kiki," I whisper to my AI girlfriend. 000
Jaye Rich @thesurplusjayerich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m not reading that Elon letter unless it’s instructions on how to disassemble him. 000
Jaye Rich @thesurplusjayerich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That motherfucker created boats too, right? 000
Jaye Rich @thesurplusjayerich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026So unfair to white perpetual fuckups who carry the stigma that they can’t get a job when many of them DO find work and CAN grow into comfortable careers in the Republican Party. 030
Jaye Rich @thesurplusjayerich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Kinda over people telling other people to wake up like they have some magical inside knowledge "you" just can't see. You're not special. You're not more awake. Everyone is strapped into the crashing airliner. 000
Jaye Rich @thesurplusjayerich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“Mom, did you know boys can be doctors?” -9 year old boy 😂😂😂 000
Jaye Rich @thesurplusjayerich.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You know what would have fixed this? 1,200 ng/dL testosterone in every single IT support guy. You think anyone's messing with help desk if help desk has huge manly, but kinda shrunken nards? I don't think so. techcrunch.com/2026/09/30/h...techcrunch.comHackers stole millions of US military personnel records during months-long data breach | TechCrunchThe Department of Defense notified millions of current and former U.S. military personnel that their personal information had been stolen in a months-long breach. 000
Reposted by Jaye RichGrungehamster @grungehamster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh, and even odds he gets outraged that European countries have a trade surplus with us at the end of the year after demanding they sell us more (it comes with an implicit demand they buy more American products to overwhelm this.) 041
Jaye Rich @thesurplusjayerich.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The longtail is the funny thing about war that you'd think the United States understood since about Korean. 000
Jaye Rich @thesurplusjayerich.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Must say, you'd think stenography and transcription are the same, but stenography, in the case of Trump, now reads like concerted sanewashing. Anyway, this reads like he's a fucking madman. time.com/article/2026...time.comRead TIME’s ‘What Trump Has Built’ Interview TranscriptThe U.S. President discussed the war in Iran, press freedom, AI, and more ahead of the midterm elections. 000
Reposted by Jaye RichJohn O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 01/10/2026For some reason I can’t see The French Government doing that, because if you piss off the farmers in France, you are no longer the government, they are. 1715
Jaye Rich @thesurplusjayerich.bsky.social · 30/09/2026At my direction I'm create new command named Masscockcom. 000
Reposted by Jaye RichThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Why does he look like a racist marionette 1121660196
Jaye Rich @thesurplusjayerich.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's not my place to say, but I think with a 30% approval rating, $7/diesel, uncontrolled inflation, wild interest rates, a full-on energy crisis, a failing hot war, a failing trade war, and this fucking moron alienating the entire military, it is the single best time to for them to try a coup. 000
Jaye Rich @thesurplusjayerich.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There are those that reflect on the horrors of history so they can never be repeated, and those that deny the horrors of history so they can. 000
Reposted by Jaye RichGhouly Hoye 👻🇨🇦 @hollyhoye.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Wab Kinew: “It takes strength to be able to look in the mirror.” 213559
Jaye Rich @thesurplusjayerich.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This captures Canadian culture better than any other stereotype. 000
Jaye Rich @thesurplusjayerich.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Shoulda ordered more tacos. (which will go on my tombstone) 000
Reposted by Jaye RichS.E. Danesti @seedanesti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Today, the President of the United States signed an executive order renaming AI to SI, or "Super Intelligence" I have now signed an executive order renaming Donald Trump to Super Pedophile. 19315106
Reposted by Jaye RichRex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026With midterms fast approaching, Trump's announcement of a steel mill that will open in Iowa in 2030 is excellent news for voters who have cars that run on steel that won’t appear for at least four years! My column on Trump's buckets of flop sweat: www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...usatoday.comAn Iowa steel mill? Trump, GOP keep ignoring Americans' needs | OpinionAs midterm voters face high food and gas prices, President Donald Trump trumpeted a new steel mill in Iowa. His flop sweat is showing. 3229676
Jaye Rich @thesurplusjayerich.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My kid's field trip got cancelled because of neo-fucking-nazis, what fucking year is this and when can we start stuffing these people into wood chippers? 110
Jaye Rich @thesurplusjayerich.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If an unstoppable force hits you, sisu is the internal armor that keeps you standing, while "elbows up" is the sharp edge you use to hit them back. Canada and FInland are sibling nations. 010
Jaye Rich @thesurplusjayerich.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Obviously this is illegal, but also, why is he trying to project power by walking through the lobby of a Holiday Inn Express? 020
Jaye Rich @thesurplusjayerich.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Things that have caused folks from the Maritimes to be extremely hostile: 1. WW1 2. WW2 3. This shirt 000
Jaye Rich @thesurplusjayerich.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Oh buddy, this is generational. My spouse still washes bags because their grandmother did. 000
Jaye Rich @thesurplusjayerich.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Waking up with a sense of existential dread, which happens about 20% of life right now. 010
