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Andreas Petersen

@andreaspetersen.bsky.social
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Screenwriter: Attack of the Demons (2020) When You Get to the Forest (2025) Coffee & Whoppers Currently repped by: Me wearing Groucho glasses

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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Y'all should watch my friend Sepi Mashiahof's brilliant short film Smooth, which is now publicly available online. I've said it before and I'll say it again: one day Sepi is going to be a staple in the horror scene, so best y'all familiarize youselves with her work now. vimeo.com/913116630?fl...
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SMOOTH (2023) - Sepi Mashiahof
SMOOTH (Horror Short, 2023) Written & Directed by Sepi Mashiahof Cinematography by Ricky Marler Camera Crew: Chi Chi Castillo Sound Operator: Roland Neptune Starring: Sepi Mashiahof Additional Cast:...
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Rock Band mod community is equal measures essential and horrific.
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me hearing Obsession awards discourse in October
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Ebeneezer trailer shows that Ti West isn't venturing far from his horror roots. Depp, who plays the titular crank, is seen pulled into the depths of his bed. Eagle-eyed horror super fans will recognize how this visually echoes an iconic shot from Nightmare on Elm St., which also starred Mr. Depp
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sep. 30 / Oct. 1
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"You have to see this new political ad" I assure you I do not
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm going to laugh so hard when Sixers get bumped in the first round by the Raptors
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you ever wanted to land me on some sort of FBI watchlist, get two 6% beers in me and ask me what I think should happen to people who use generative AI.
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The "upcoming shows" slides that play before a stand-up show are funny because it'll be like "oh wow, he was credibly accused of sexual assault. Jesus so was he. And that guy openly admitted it. Ooh, Maria Bamford is coming in December!"
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Opening credits to indie horror movies will be like "Butt Plug Yeti Films Ltd. Presents The Butt Plug Yeti"
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
While going through some old notebooks, I found my hand drawn map of the underground boat section of the game Garage: Bad Dream Adventure
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Blumhouse and Cheetos have joined forces
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Author & Punisher was legit one of the best concerts I have ever been to. If you are unfamiliar, it is a one-man industrial doom band comprised of a mechanical engineer who built this insane setup so he could play every instrument. If he comes to your town, see him.
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The games that made me
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me if they ever make it illegal to eat a pound of Twizzlers in three days.
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Playing this game at 5 years old changed me at a molecular level.
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I wish a horrific fate upon every person who writes a "DOES RESIDENT EVIL BREAK THE VIDEO GAME ADAPTATION CURSE?" article
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it?
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A nice time to remember you are under no obligation to subscribe to Netflix.
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wow, a horror show was acknowledged by an awards body how validating oh wowee wow wow, people will now take horror more seriously and by extension ME more seriously wow wow wow what if Obsession wins an Oscar can you imagine then people will finally respect me wow
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If your level of success is the number "10", anyone who has a success level of ≥11 is a hack who has had everything in their life handed to them, and everyone who has a success level of ≤9 just hasn't worked as hard as you. Your level of success is the exact right amount, you amazing 10, you.
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fucking ADORED Kenichi Ugana's 'Visitors.' What a beautiful tornado of atmosphere, splatter, humor, heart, and quiet rumination. Everything I want in a movie. Shocked to see my LB mutuals giving in 2, 2.5 stars. It's on Screambox, and has the highest possible Andreas Petersen endorsement.
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The ceramic coffee mugs on the top rack watching the plastic taco holders melting on the bottom rack.
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Never Forget: The 9/11 Master of Disguise rumor is (mostly) not true 🫡🇺🇸 youtu.be/c7LpxHL1yZo?...
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Was the Turtle Club scene really shot on 9/11?
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Can't believe it's been 25 years since I heard that rumor spreading through high scool that a biplane crop duster had crashed into the United Nations building
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
THESE MOVIES AINT GOT NO TEETH MAN, THEY GOT ZERO BITE
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. I legit still don't know if it's an app or a website.
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Angry Orchard has joined forces with SCREAM
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Graphic fidelity means fuck all if your art direction sucks ass. This is true about everything.
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
There is nothing more satisfying than editing your script down from 117 pages to 97. I feel like a god.
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Every group has that one friend who is always saying shit like this
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Me: I just can't figure out why I haven't found financial success as a screenwriter Also me:
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rustin Parr leaves his shopping carts all like
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Javier Bardem as Anton Chigurh
ALT: Javier Bardem as Anton Chigurh
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Me on Aug. 31 vs Me on Sept. 1
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ti West is doing things with it that are maybe in his wheelhouse
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Whatever, 11 days isn't bad.
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
upcoming Art the Clown action figure based on Art's appearance in FORTNITE
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Casting a movie (The Ghoul of Cell Block J), but I'm not telling you the plot.
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