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🌘🎃 Dad Moon Rising 🎃🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social · 49m

when you discover you can get birthday cards at the dollar store for ¢99 the second half of life begins

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Sorry i said one hump or two? when you tried to buy that camel hair coat

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I finally arrived at that age where people tell me I look great . . . for my age.

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Life is short, leave me alone

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Your honour i object to the term petty crimes, it may be petty to you [tearing up] but they mean the world to me

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🌘🎃 Dad Moon Rising 🎃🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

you either die mysteriously and become the subject of a true crime podcast, or live long enough to be the suspect in one

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It wasn't me, is something I say way too often.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Picking up new habits to ignore the old one's

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Just saw a YouTube ad that was two and a half minutes long and unskippable. You will never break me. Fuck you and fuck YouTube Premium.

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🌘🎃 Dad Moon Rising 🎃🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Me: You and your brother need to stop arguing Daughter: If we do he and I will join forces and become more powerful than you can imagine Me: Uh good point, as you were

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

And is this “patronizing jerk” in the room with us now?

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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Wake up babe, it’s time to share our dumb thoughts with the world

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Every day thousands of you come together to ignore my posts. And I respect that.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Me: I'm gonna listen to some music on my desktop while I work Spotify App:

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Your lack of personality really shines through in all of your posts.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

*brings pizza to knife fight *all are cauliflower crust *stabbed more than necessary

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Tommy Williams @tommywilliams1965.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

getting lips tattooed on my forehead so the homies know how my grammy gave me a little peck before I went to sleep at night

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🌘🎃 Dad Moon Rising 🎃🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I heard my daughter say "Do that again and I will crush you like a Cheeto!" Took me a second to figure out who she was talking to, fortunately it was her brother and not me

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My body is a wonder land, wrapped with caution tape.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You can put cigarettes out on me if you wanna.

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Kellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Finish your plate, there are people starving for attention

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Here is a name to consider Ralph

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Nothing like logging into a Zoom call a week early and getting an email saying, hi what are you doing? Meeting is next Wednesday

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Kale is a pretty tasty snack . . . . If you're a rabbit, who's out of Doritos.

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Kat Alderson 🙃 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

But what if we had MORE dark sarcasm in the classroom?

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🌘🎃 Dad Moon Rising 🎃🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

disembodied spirit entity in the streets ghost in the sheets

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

*on your ring camera at 3am* i had a dream about your dog

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🌘🎃 Dad Moon Rising 🎃🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Temperature’s going to be in the mid-90s all week. I miss the days when the first week of October in Northern California meant sweaters and pumpkin spice, not sunscreen and swimsuits.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The first person to open a store selling spare parts for planes was like 'remember, the customer is always Wright' omg I'm so sorry

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Have you tried lurking in the ominous mist about it?

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My grandson has started blaming his farts on everyone else . . . he'll make a fine politician some day.

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

naked in the exam room and she didn’t even buy me dinner first

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

So when a baby’s butt is hanging out of the flap of their pjs it’s adorable, but when it’s mine you’re “calling the law” and “can’t finish your chowder”

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026