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Phil Cheesman

@daddycheese.bsky.social
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“Never challenge a Cheese” or “Never dare a Cheesman”. Southern-dwelling musical dancing board-gaming God-following cheese, hubby to Jo, Daddy to Isaac and Anna

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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 19h
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 17h
My train is running late but the driver reckons he'll make up the time. It's currently treacle past wardrobe.
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Phil Cheesman @daddycheese.bsky.social · 9h
KATZE
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 11h
Text which says "My optometrist thinks my eyes will probably improve. Unfortunately my pessometrist thinks they'll get worse."
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The faster he runs the funnier 🤣Halloween Pet Costume 👻
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 22,1974
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE IN THE CLASSROOM WITH SEVERAL OTHER KIDS, THE TEACHER ASKS SLUGGO A MATH QUESTION 

TEACHER: SLUGGO, IF YOU HAD FIVE CANDY BARS AND I ASKED YOU FOR TWO, HOW MANY WOULD YOU HAVE LEFT?

SLUGGO ANSWERES WITH A GRIN : FIVE
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Phil Cheesman @daddycheese.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My first thought: did @happytoast.co.uk design that CD cover image?
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𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚒𝚝 𝚖𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚕𝚒 @rudolphucker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I still miss Brucie.
Coriander in supermarket labelled as ‘bunched coriander’ and also ‘coriander bunched’
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 05/10/2026
[bubbling]
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S01E04 The Apes of Wrath 19 February 2004
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In the 70s Sister Sledge used to drive around in British cars. Their favourites were the Austin Music and Cortina Trap.
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Jim Rossignol @rossignol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This gets said constantly, but it worth reiterating: Games Workshop being bigger than fishing is important to shout about because you wouldn't know it from government talking points, which are rarely about anything creative or artistic. Growth won't involve fish or steel, it will involve goblins.
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Phil Cheesman @daddycheese.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Think I may have been at this with some friends. Not many memories of it, but I did come away with a few bargain Speccy tapes… and maybe Wonderboy in Monsterland…?
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Gamesyouloved @gamesyouloved.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ZX Spectrum computer and games fans you’re in for a treat!!🌈🕹️❤️ The official Sinclair ZX Spectrum Anniversary book- The Rubber Keyed Wonder has stretch goals! Back it here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/48k... Celebrating 45 years of the Sinclair ZX Spectrum (1982-2027) #zxspectrum #retrogaming
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Phil Cheesman @daddycheese.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
More fun gig news: going with the Boy Cheese to Hayseed Dixie at The Brook in Soton next week… may have a couple of seats free in the car! www.universe.com/events/hayse...
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Sell Tickets, Create Events and Discover Experiences - Universe
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Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My cartoon for Thurs Metro
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If I worked in a maternity ward, I'd call those tags you put round babies wrists 'The Born Identity'.
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
coroner: it appears the subject died of multiple tab wounds
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Angus Main @angusmain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This raises the intriguing possibility that the apocalyptic event that meant everyone had to Stay Indoors was the Oasis reunion.
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Andorra is situated between France and Spain, in what I like to call the Pyreneeum.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Got a rash on my face in the shape of a roadrunner. I think I might have acme.
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Phil Cheesman @daddycheese.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Have fun: assuming yours is a fab as ours, you will never want to drive another non-leccy car again! :o)
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Phil Cheesman @daddycheese.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yep, me too! :o)
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if i was a teacher id call it a sillybus and we'd have fun in there
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GD (Mima Spooky Season) @mrgamerdude.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Tim Curry with his GameBoy on the set of The Three Musketeers (1993)
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Phil Cheesman @daddycheese.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bless your heart: you are too kind, sir! :o)
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Phil Cheesman @daddycheese.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
On which note, any of you lot within striking distance of Southampton next Sat 17th Oct would do well to come to see the South’s premier amateur orchestra at a fab family concert (even if it means enduring me) www.csorchestra.org/17th-october... (maybe even @jon.inkle.co or @joe.inkle.co ?!)
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17th October 2026 | City of Southampton Orchestra
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Phil Cheesman @daddycheese.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Think I found the best way to discover I can do a near-perfect Matt Berry impression: trying out voices on the first run of The Theatre Ghost (Willcocks) with CSO (City of Southampton Orchestra). Two people laughed: that’s a win for me! @bernardhughes.bsky.social would be so proud! :o)
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Half Man Half Biscuit Information Service @hmhbinfo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
'To ease the loneliness and pass the time, I pace the room, inventing bands. Experimental trio from Borehamwood: Hall, Stairs and Landing; they’re really good.' #HMHB
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Phil Cheesman @daddycheese.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Heh… blird… excellent work Sir!
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Carly Simon. He might be so vain, but to be fair, the song is about him.
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Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 06/10/2026
I saw a protest card which said "The difference between Iran and Vietnam is that Trump knew how to get out of Vietnam"
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Phil Cheesman @daddycheese.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
PS: happy birthday! :o)
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Phil Cheesman @daddycheese.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I treated myself to Vantage a couple of weeks ago and we love it. Found a second hand copy with wood tokens and metal coins which are super-cool… :o)
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T'Other Simon @tothersimon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Maybe Freud's mum was just really fit. 🤷‍♂️
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
English departments looking for a perfect example of the concept of synecdoche should use Bill Wither's Grandma's Hands.
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Alan @gammacounter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rectangular sticker that shows a simulation of the Oregon Trail game screen with the wagon and below it says you have died from American salad
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 04/10/2026
In reflection, these leaves fallen across a puddle, have found a way back into their parents’ arms.
A photo of a puddle in the woods, with leaves across the surface and reflections of the trees they fell from.
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Phil Cheesman @daddycheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wow! The ridiculously talented Antonio Forcione and the talentedly ridiculous @boothbygraffoe.bsky.social - what an evening at the Turner Sims in Soton. My face hurts from smiling - and the boy Cheese loved it too. 10/10, no notes. Or many, depending how you look at it.
Two men playing guitars, one in black, one white, in a coulurfully-lit brick built concert hall
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Phil Cheesman @daddycheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bring it on @boothbygraffoe.bsky.social
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Imagine if you knew someone who hoarded billions of mustard packets. More than generations of their family could ever use. You’d reasonably assume they’re mentally ill. And that would be a reasonable assumption for hoarding basically anything, but when it comes to money, people see it as admirable??
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
An iPlayer glitch watching an old episode of Dr Who gave me this oddly encouraging message:
An entirely black frame with the words "Things must stabilise soon" in small white letters.
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You do wonder exactly how close the staff were driven to madness before the label appeared.
A large air horn in a shop, with a label stuck onto it simply saying “Don’t”.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[at dinner with Tony the Tiger] "Tony, can you say grace?" "Yes, but it takes me a bit longer than everyone else".
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Jake Birkett - Veteran Indie @greyalien.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"There hasn’t been a day since 1984 when somebody hasn’t come up and said: ‘You owe me a keyboard’" - Daily Thompson (only older gamers will get this reference) www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/o...
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Daley Thompson: ‘I was happy to sleep on floors to do what I was doing. You know you have to earn it’
The double Olympic champion insists a knighthood wouldn’t change his life, still trains on Christmas day and explains why he got a video game and Seb Coe didn’t
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ℑ 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔳𝔦𝔰𝔦𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔱𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Twisting and ahouting are illogical, John.
Spock and John Lennon (with guitar) lean against a truck early 60's.
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy birthday Steve Reich appy birthday Steve Reich H ppy birthday Steve Reich Ha py birthday Steve Reich Hap y birthday Steve Reich Happ birthday Steve Reich Happy birthday Steve Reich Happy irthday Steve Reich Happy b rthday Steve Reich Happy bi thday Steve Reich Happy bir
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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