Reposted by Robert RamsayMichael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 8hMost TV is just this now. 12247861415
Reposted by Robert RamsayTheo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 22hEvery AI CEO sounds like this. 61018286
Reposted by Robert RamsayAngry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The “Beats off” Chronicles day one hundred and forty-four: The number 144 is also known as a “gross”, so here’s a gross one. 77115
Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 29/09/2026I typed "enshittification" and my browser wanted to change it to "Frenchification". Even my browser is bigoted :-( 020
Reposted by Robert RamsayGramsci at D4RKw0KE_$4$UkE69 @tontonpogo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026judge: what's your explanation for this massive oil spil? oil magnate: oil went rogue judge: what oil magnate: like (gesture) y'know. Rogue 1188
Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 29/09/2026This is EXACTLY what happens to me occasionally. I'm lucky that I only get this, and not the migraine itself. Just have to stare into the middle distance for a bit. 100
Reposted by Robert RamsayCathal Malone @cathalmalone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Are you close to cloning Jack Hargreaves yet, and if not, why not?" 151
Reposted by Robert Ramsaytrouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If I have not seen further, it is because I have been standing on the shoulders of assholes. 1181
Reposted by Robert RamsayDefend Our Juries @defendourjuries.bsky.social · 27/09/2026BREAKING: 94 year old Jewish human rights barrister, Margaret Owen arrested under the Terrorism Act outside Andy Burnham’s Labour Party conference. UK taxpayers are funding these arrests while masked men terrorise the streets in coastal towns. Lift The Ban on Palestine Action. 18571972986
Reposted by Robert Ramsaya wizard @towerwizard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The wizard sleeps calmly. A raven calls out. 0101
Reposted by Robert RamsayKatie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility 5776122094
Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 27/09/2026In the MMORPG SWTOR, you can get an Ewok companion who killed a crashed pilot, stole his ship, and joins up with you to help you kill as many of your enemies as possible. And it's female. 020
Reposted by Robert RamsayAlexander Clarkson @aphclarkson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026That's because the anti-intellectualism of the populists and Far Right is in direct contradiction to the basic foundations of any civilisation 523709640
Reposted by Robert RamsayGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just stolen a load of inflatable air beds. Think I might lilo for a bit. 06511
Reposted by Robert RamsayAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Vibe coding replaces the interesting bit - writing code to solve a problem - and replaces it with the boring bit - reviewing someone else's code to see if they've done it right. It's a shit swap. 1018520
Reposted by Robert RamsayGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026*performs oral sex on Jim Morrison, Ray Manzarek, Mick Jagger and Keith Richards* Michael Caine: you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. 813315
Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 24/09/2026"Welcome to another exciting episode of 'In The Way'! Why not buy some of our 'In The Way' merchandise?" 000
Reposted by Robert RamsayAP Stylebook @apstylebook.com · 23/09/2026Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.apnews.comhttps://apnews.com/article/openai-safety-ai-framework-089e75b95bc935af092da7b79d92706d 5542231617
Reposted by Robert RamsayGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 23/09/2025People are doing rapture jokes like there’s no tomorrow. 251362309
Reposted by Robert RamsayCeleste Headlee @celesteheadlee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026So, Banksy bought a used yacht, repaired it and retrofitted it to serve as a rescue boat to save migrants in the central Mediterranean. The whole project cost the artist $860,000. Since 2020, the boat has saved more than 3,800 people. londondaily.com/banksy-funds...londondaily.comBanksy funds refugee rescue boat operating in Mediterranean - London DailyExclusive: UK artist finances bright pink motor yacht that set sail in secrecy to avoid being intercepted by authorities 396392560
Reposted by Robert RamsayEPIC.LAN @epiclan.co.uk · 24/09/2026John Robertson (@robbotron.bsky.social) has spent 23 years playing video games, doing comic-cons and getting paid to say rude words in public. Join him at #EPIC49 as he roasts the games he loves, sticks the D in D&D and tells dirty stories about geek celebrities he’s annoyed. 1116
Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 23/09/2026The people who put "not sure" should have put "very bad" 110
Reposted by Robert RamsayGlenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When your dog hears you open a packet of biscuits. 726866
Reposted by Robert RamsayJay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up. 26482551353
Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 22/09/2026They are playing plinky-plonky jazz in the pub. I dub it 'murder jazz'. 010
Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 22/09/2026The beginning of the Red Dwarf episode "Bodyswap" where Lister accidentally activates the ship's self-destruct. 120
Reposted by Robert RamsayJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Unsolicited writing advice, no. 24: Don't worry whether it will be any good. Whatever it is, write it first. You can always fix it later. 915525
Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 22/09/2026I was always fond of Larry Niven's "Mount Lookitthat" 010
Reposted by Robert RamsayStarfleet Design 🖍🖖 @starfleetdesign.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The alt text here contains my favourite bit of wormhole trivia. 13349110
Reposted by Robert RamsayPatrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026No system is perfect, yes some people might "cheat", but would you rather people who desperately need these things go on suffering so you can be SURE you're not being duped? Why is you not being duped so important that other people have to die for it? 1244562
Reposted by Robert RamsayBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The only way round that is not to capitulate to them, but to put progressive policies in place and raise the standard of living, because most of the issues that have helped the far right have all come from growing wealth inequality. 1173
Reposted by Robert RamsayMatt Miller @mattmiller.bsky.social · 20/09/2026a comic by Russ Heath, who drew the comic one of Lichtenstein’s most famous panels was based on 101034379
Reposted by Robert Ramsayᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This genuinely made me laugh out loud today 104034817
Reposted by Robert RamsayOlaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Working as a conductor on the ghost train was all tickety boo. 630547