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Robert Ramsay

@robertramsay.org
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Wizard, Author, Lyricist and Voiceover. Will word for food. Book: 'The Engineering of Coincidence' read.amazon.co.uk/kp/embed?asin=B08… Album: 'Confound and Disturb' robertramsay.bandcamp.com

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Ferret Every Hour @ferretperhour.bsky.social · 1h
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Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 59m
Peripherals not included.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 8h
Most TV is just this now.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Theo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 22h
Every AI CEO sounds like this.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The “Beats off” Chronicles day one hundred and forty-four: The number 144 is also known as a “gross”, so here’s a gross one.
Empire: Amazon orders another Reacher round at Prime
Video as Season 6 renewal confirmed. 

And Empire, we know what you’re up to.
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Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 29/09/2026
I typed "enshittification" and my browser wanted to change it to "Frenchification". Even my browser is bigoted :-(
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Gramsci at D4RKw0KE_$4$UkE69 @tontonpogo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
judge: what's your explanation for this massive oil spil? oil magnate: oil went rogue judge: what oil magnate: like (gesture) y'know. Rogue
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Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 29/09/2026
This is EXACTLY what happens to me occasionally. I'm lucky that I only get this, and not the migraine itself. Just have to stare into the middle distance for a bit.
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Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 29/09/2026
I was part of the control group for this.
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Cathal Malone @cathalmalone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Are you close to cloning Jack Hargreaves yet, and if not, why not?"
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Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 29/09/2026
Musk's favourite comic artist is Rob Liefeld.
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Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 28/09/2026
I don't see how this is news.
Headline from the Fairfield story: "Men 'panicked' when they saw woman"
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If I have not seen further, it is because I have been standing on the shoulders of assholes.
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Defend Our Juries @defendourjuries.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BREAKING: 94 year old Jewish human rights barrister, Margaret Owen arrested under the Terrorism Act outside Andy Burnham’s Labour Party conference. UK taxpayers are funding these arrests while masked men terrorise the streets in coastal towns. Lift The Ban on Palestine Action.
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a wizard @towerwizard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The wizard sleeps calmly. A raven calls out.
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Leah @leah.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026
Kpwing Poof
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 27/09/2026
In the MMORPG SWTOR, you can get an Ewok companion who killed a crashed pilot, stole his ship, and joins up with you to help you kill as many of your enemies as possible. And it's female.
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Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 27/09/2026
@fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social
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Alexander Clarkson @aphclarkson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's because the anti-intellectualism of the populists and Far Right is in direct contradiction to the basic foundations of any civilisation
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just stolen a load of inflatable air beds. Think I might lilo for a bit.
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Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 25/09/2026
oh no they found Musk's stash
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Vibe coding replaces the interesting bit - writing code to solve a problem - and replaces it with the boring bit - reviewing someone else's code to see if they've done it right. It's a shit swap.
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Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 25/09/2026
I never knew Mary Whitehouse had children.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*performs oral sex on Jim Morrison, Ray Manzarek, Mick Jagger and Keith Richards* Michael Caine: you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.
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Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 24/09/2026
"Welcome to another exciting episode of 'In The Way'! Why not buy some of our 'In The Way' merchandise?"
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AP Stylebook @apstylebook.com · 23/09/2026
Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
People are doing rapture jokes like there’s no tomorrow.
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Celeste Headlee @celesteheadlee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So, Banksy bought a used yacht, repaired it and retrofitted it to serve as a rescue boat to save migrants in the central Mediterranean. The whole project cost the artist $860,000. Since 2020, the boat has saved more than 3,800 people. londondaily.com/banksy-funds...
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Banksy funds refugee rescue boat operating in Mediterranean - London Daily
Exclusive: UK artist finances bright pink motor yacht that set sail in secrecy to avoid being intercepted by authorities
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Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 24/09/2026
Gobsmacked.
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EPIC.LAN @epiclan.co.uk · 24/09/2026
John Robertson (@robbotron.bsky.social) has spent 23 years playing video games, doing comic-cons and getting paid to say rude words in public. Join him at #EPIC49 as he roasts the games he loves, sticks the D in D&D and tells dirty stories about geek celebrities he’s annoyed.
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Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 23/09/2026
The people who put "not sure" should have put "very bad"
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Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When your dog hears you open a packet of biscuits.
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Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 23/09/2026
Hwæt the fuck are they playing at?
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 22/09/2026
They are playing plinky-plonky jazz in the pub. I dub it 'murder jazz'.
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András Forgács W @andraswf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 22/09/2026
The beginning of the Red Dwarf episode "Bodyswap" where Lister accidentally activates the ship's self-destruct.
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Joanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Unsolicited writing advice, no. 24: Don't worry whether it will be any good. Whatever it is, write it first. You can always fix it later.
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Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 22/09/2026
I was always fond of Larry Niven's "Mount Lookitthat"
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Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 22/09/2026
That's what I'M Tolkien about!
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Starfleet Design 🖍🖖 @starfleetdesign.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The alt text here contains my favourite bit of wormhole trivia.
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Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
No system is perfect, yes some people might "cheat", but would you rather people who desperately need these things go on suffering so you can be SURE you're not being duped? Why is you not being duped so important that other people have to die for it?
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The only way round that is not to capitulate to them, but to put progressive policies in place and raise the standard of living, because most of the issues that have helped the far right have all come from growing wealth inequality.
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Matt Miller @mattmiller.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a comic by Russ Heath, who drew the comic one of Lichtenstein’s most famous panels was based on
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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This genuinely made me laugh out loud today
HOW AM I DRIVING?
HOW DOES AN ENGINE EVEN WORK?
HOW CAN A LOVING GOD CAUSE SUCH AGONY
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Working as a conductor on the ghost train was all tickety boo.
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