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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 1h

Happy birthday Steve Reich appy birthday Steve Reich H ppy birthday Steve Reich Ha py birthday Steve Reich Hap y birthday Steve Reich Happ birthday Steve Reich Happy birthday Steve Reich Happy irthday Steve Reich Happy b rthday Steve Reich Happy bi thday Steve Reich Happy bir

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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

please help… my son…

photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms

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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"Metal detecting is the closest you can get to time travel." The first episode of 'Detectorists' aired on this day in 2014.

The image of Calvin and Hobbes strolling carefree across a log bridge, above a tiny waterfall, with their arms outstretched. Hobbes is now Andy and Calvin is now Lance (Detectorists).

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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026

BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.

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Phil Cheesman @daddycheese.bsky.social · 1h

Yep, Cheese and Son will be there. Interested to see whether the reciprocal support agreement with @barenakedladies.com still stands…

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 2h

Monster Month Monster Munch #HappyToastMonsterMonth

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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 16h

My old man's a forensic pathologist, he wears a forensic pathologist's hat, he determins the causes of deaths by examining corpses, and he lives in a council flat.

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Gary Delaney Comedian @garydelaney.bsky.social · 15h

Women always say they want to be wooed but when you take them on a ghost train they don’t like it.

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Phil Cheesman @daddycheese.bsky.social · 9h

Saw an actual m cat yesterday on the way back from giving a friend some dark beer I found for him in France. I think @apiln.bsky.social must be getting to me because my first thought was CAT. Yes, in capitals!

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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 15h

Man answering his phone on the train: Yes? Correct, I’m not at work (pause) I’m not going to answer that because I am not at work today. No, you’re going to have to ask someone who is. Goodbye.

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Phil Cheesman @daddycheese.bsky.social · 10h

How can I have only just heard of folded Ross Kemp?!

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 19h

My American cousin is a real estate agent whereas I’m just a pretend one.

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Nana Moon { game dev } - WISHLIST BATHORY @moonana.bsky.social · 20h

Get $40,000 worth of royalty free commercial use video game music 50% off for only $20 dollars, or $10 per pack! Go here before the sale ends, or share so others can see it: itch.io/s/202927/aut... #gamedev🎮 #ttrpg #vtuber

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 22h

Pointing out that EVs are imported on diesel ships is the same as pointing out that the lightbulb was invented in a candlelit office.

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Saint Vespaluus @saint-vespaluus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

National Poetry Day 1. John Hegley: Glad to Wear Glasses (1990) Mostly poems about dogs and (reading) glasses - and all the better for it! A lovely collection.

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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Not my words, Carol.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’ve built a time machine which needs a little tweaking because so far only Minchin, Burton and Robbins have come out of it.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

[Lion & horse in restaurant] Lion: Two prawn cocktails to start, please. Waiter: And for your mains? Lion: He'll have a brush and I just need a comb.

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Tall Story Games 🔜 AdventureX @tallstorygames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

🚨 ANNOUNCEMENT! Our Victorian point-and-click comedy, Heir of the Dog, launches October 29th! Check out our new trailer, and add it to your wishlist. Please share 🙏 👉 heirofthedog.co.uk/steam #indiegamedev #pixelart #pixelartist #indiegame #indiegames #pointandclick #adventuregame

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The first rule of Thesaurus Club is lady sheep on no occasion speak roughly collection of synonyms bat

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Actually, not everybody was kung fu fighting. For instance, I had a bee in my underpants.

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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Most TV is just this now.

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T'Other Simon @tothersimon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Took my daughter to an aquarium recently. She was *delighted* to see this black and white fish. "Look Dad! It's FINDING EMO!".

A black and white clown fish. Maybe. Or some other sort of fish. I don't know. I'm not David bloody Attenborough.

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’ve been learning how to guess the weight of dogs - picked up a few pointers yesterday.

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Phil Cheesman @daddycheese.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Feels like I *know* those façades, though I’ve never actually seen them before. I wonder why @benaaronovitch.bsky.social …?

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T'Other Simon @tothersimon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Interviewer: "What's your biggest weakness?" Me: "I can be too self-replicating" Interviewer: "You mean 'self-deprecating'?" Us: "Nope"

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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This year, due the economy, Mothers Day and Fathers Day will be combined to form a shorter and much cheaper Parents Evening.

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AJRed @ajred.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

And a big happy birthday to Matt and Luke Goss of Bros!

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🎃Simon Threadgold🎃 @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I prefer the original French version of Black Books.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS! bsky.app/profile/the-...

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Lorraine🍬 @lorandbehold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

ok here we go 🍝 Spaghetti Celesti: Devour the Heavens ⛅ is out now for free!! 🍴 the best pixel spaghetti of your life ↪️ prepare them & fork them perfectly ⭐ get those 5-stars reviews 😡 and be quick ! the people are hangry play it at punkcake.itch.io/spaghetti-celesti #fallingblockjam #pixelart

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Phil Cheesman @daddycheese.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I read this as “…won at thoughts and crosses” and thought it was super clever because of the imagination part. Turns out my eyes are just stupid!

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Imagine a cross between a cross and another cross - you've just won at noughts and crosses.

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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Probably the greatest parallel parking you’ll ever see. #WorldBollardAssociation

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

English person: did you hear about the irishman who... Irish person: yeah, you were literally tricked by a bus

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s the quality control department at an Indian clothing manufacturer that I feel sari for.

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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Who pities the fool and rattles a lot? BJ MARACAS.

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 28/09/2026

brought my mum to a knife fight. *now* you’re in trouble

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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!

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T'Other Simon @tothersimon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

🎶Tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty You're listening to the treasurer of the local darts committee🎶

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Niche Enid Blyton

Guardian headline:
Five arrested for alleged terrorism offences after major incident near RAF Fairford.

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Tommaths (he/him) @teakayb.mathsy.space · 27/09/2026

My Polish language copy of *The Mathematicians' Library* will soon be winging its way to a school in Leicestershire because a maths teacher thought it'd be great for some of their students with Polish whose first language is Polish! This is exactly the kind of use I'd hoped these non-English...

A close-up photograph of a book titled Biblioteka Matematykow, resting partly inside a brown paper envelope. Its cover combines an intricate historical astronomical chart, with constellation lines and Latin labels, with classical figures and a circular mathematical design. A small “EX LIBRIS” bookplate peeks out from behind the book.

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Tommaths (he/him) @teakayb.mathsy.space · 27/09/2026

... versions would get, and I have three more left to send (1 *Japanese*, 1 *German*, 1 *Spanish*) - for free (including UK postage) - to anyone who would make similarly good use of them. Send me a private message if you'd like one of the remaining three (specifying which language, ...

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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Later on, “there was a silence that you could have dug bits out of with a spoon”

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