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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 23h

Full marks to Bobby J for not bothering to mention that this was entirely due to being given £45 million from the Labour government and told to do it. Even a Reform council couldn't fuck that up.

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Gill Ower @gillow.bsky.social · 9h

#BBCLauraK Kemi equates wealth with 'working harder'. What an insult to hardworking people grafting for minimum wage.

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That deputy head teacher shouldn’t have had more children than they could support then, and should cut back on avocado toast. That’s how this works, isn’t it? #bbclaurak

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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 21h

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This is fun. Available at all good streaming services, and some bad ones too I expect.

Peter and the Wolf album.

Narrator: Viv Stanshall, Peter: Manfred Mann, Bird: Gary Brooker, Duck: Chris Spedding, Gary Moore, Cat: Stephane Grappelli, Wolf: Eno, Pond: Keith Tippett, Grandfather: Jack Lancaster, Hunters: Jon Hiseman, Bill Bruford, Cozy Powell, Phil Collins,
Alvin Lee, Robin Lumley, Julie Tippett and the English Chorale.

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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Most TV is just this now.

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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 03/10/2026

An absolute classic of the propaganecdote genre...

Red graphic defining "Propaganecdote (noun) {Propaganda + anecdote}" as "A story stripped of inconvenient facts to serve a political narrative," showing a tweet downplaying a 15-year jail sentence for disabling an ULEZ camera, with a reader-added note explaining the man actually used a homemade bomb that exploded near a child's bedroom and caused damage up to 100m away.

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Hank Hoffman @hankhoffmanct.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Time to start up the Tesla Takedowns again.

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Steve Gray @kaptkopter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You can thank me later for this

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Jess Phillips @jessphillipsmp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Every wednesday my husband cooks dinner for a group of pensioners, his dad and some of his parents pals. They are politically and financially mixed. All said they dont care about the triple lock but all want social care sorting.

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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Kemi Badenoch condemned Reform's ban on critical journalists covering their conference as "authoritarian", saying her own party would never do the same as "we believe in free speech. We believe in a free press." Now the Conservatives have banned Byline Times from their conference

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Kemi Badenoch's Conservatives Ban Byline Times From Conference After Condemning Reform for Journalist Ban

The ban comes just weeks after the Conservative leader called Reform's barring of critical journalists from their conference an "authoritarian" attack on the free press

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You have to wonder why US intelligence were wasting their time tracking fuel thieves.

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Buckle Up YouTube channel - I like how they get the big fella to review the tiny cars, and the fun-sized guy to review the big SUVs. Obviously deliberate. Must be.

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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.

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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"The one thing your viewers can know for sure is that we believe in controlling spending and reducing taxes, not increasing taxes," says Conservative Shadow Home Secretary Chris Philp, whose own government raised taxes to their highest level in more than 70 years, just two years ago.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"The Bank of England was set up by Tony Blair" It's easy to forget that Tony Blair had been in power since 1694 when the Bank of England was founded. Good job Brain of Britain Liz Truss is here to remind us.

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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What at horrible day to have eyes.

A glory hole of Capt Tom, so it looks like you're sucking off the old garden wobbler.

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𝓔𝔁𝓬𝓵𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓭 𝓜𝓾𝓰𝔀𝓾𝓶𝓹 @excludedmugwump.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The same Mullins with the plastic face, who screwed over his workers repeatedly by withholding sick pay, dropping them in the 💩 over IR35 and using fire/rehire to avoid giving employment rights? I wonder why HE would want Reform in power? 🤦

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blueandy2525.bsky.social @blueandy2525.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What amazes me is that selfish twats like this plastic old fart think they are national treasures and we are longing for their return when, in reality, nobody gives a flying fuck where they live.

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It’s still like it - the only programme I’ve noticed with this annoying effect. It must be intentional but why? #Ludwig

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Nostalgic Things that go bump in the night @nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It’s the 34th anniversary of David Mellor going from toe job to no job.

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On the bus. The bloke in front of me smells unwashed and stale; the bloke behind smells of shit. Good evening everyone.

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Tanita Tikaram @tanitatikaram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

How I feel right now about the British/ 🇬🇧English( whatever) political landscape is that some one wrapped in a Union Jack could whack me over the head with a flag pole & the BBC would shove a microphone in my face asking why I provoked the attacker & the Home Sec would invite the attacker for tea .

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Sylvia @sylvia-suffragette.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

#TwoTierPolicing

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SPRAY @spraypopmusic.com · 23/09/2026

The Highwayman - 20 years after the idea of Jenny duetting with Glen Campbell was planned we acquired the million dollar NASA tech to realise our forgotten dream.

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Andy @alreadytaken74.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Can’t stop watching it.

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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Rory Stewart turning to stare weirdly at @pronouncedalva.bsky.social on Newsnight last night

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I wonder where that filthy limericks book went…? Probably stolen by my grandad’s second wife who turned out to be a con woman. She also took our Stylophone. Evil cow.

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There once was a young man from Cosham Who took out his bollocks to wash ‘em His wife said, “Now Jack If you don’t put them back I’ll jump on the damn things and squash ‘em.

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 23/09/2026

"I was born in Harrow but I'm not English, I'm British but I wasn't born in Wales, Scotland or Northern Ireland, what am I?"

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I hope these idiots realise that if they just ignore the law to avoid prosecution, the Dems can follow by example and also choose to ignore the law and any rights these criminals think they can fall back on and lock them all up.

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Hey, don’t even think about INADVERTENTLY sharing any AI, as this self-important twit will add you to a list, claiming you are littering their feed with AI even if they don’t follow you. I especially like that they think they’re so important they have to offer an appeals process. What a clown.

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The Chagos Islands deal did *not* lack US support. It lacks Trump’s support.

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Alastair Harper @alastairharper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Thomas Edison in 1910. But let’s not get ahead of ourselves on this net zero business, lads

Someday some fellow will invent a way of concentrating and storing sunshine to use instead of this old, absurd Prometheus scheme of fire.
I'll do the trick myself if someone doesn't get at it....
This scheme of combustion in order to get power makes me sick to think of—it is so wasteful.... We should utilize natural forces and thus get all of our power. Sunshine is a form of energy, and the winds and the tides are manifestations of energy. Do we use them? Oh no; we burn up wood and coal, as renters burn up the front fence for fuel.
We live like squatters, not as if we owned the property. There must surely come a time when heat and power will be stored in unlimited quantities in every community, all gathered by natural forces. Electricity ought to be as cheap as oxygen, for it cannot be destroyed.
Now, I am not sure but that my new storage battery is the thing. 167

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𝖼𝗋𝗄Ⓥ @crk5.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Never say “f*cking idiot.”

Say this instead.

Polite English

“I'm afraid you're not thinking very clearly.”
Formal English

“You're being profoundly incompetent.”

Witty English

“Ignorance has never looked so confident.”
Gentlemanly English

“I fear the matter has slipped entirely past your
comprehension.”

Victorian English

“I speak now not in malice but in earnest despair,
for the conclusion you have drawn is of such
astonishing simplicity that it grieves me more than
I can readily convey; and yet I'm moved less to
anger than to sorrow, so profoundly indeed that I
find myself unable to discern whether your words
arose from haste, from a species of naivety, or from
amind altogether too content with its first and
poorest notion.”

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Had my skin clinic appointment for ‘lumps and bumps’ and found out it’s gonna be at least £1K to get everything scraped off that I want to be scraped off. Sounds like I’m going to have to prioritise! £235 spent already just for initial consultation. Years ago, the GPs used to do this stuff free.

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