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Half Man Half Biscuit Information Service @hmhbinfo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

From the vaults: article from Smash Hits, September 1986, contrasting the savvy moneymaking tour machine of the #HMHB of the day, with the naive amateurs Wham! (and The Toy Dolls). With thanks to Brian McCloskey via FB.

Smash Hits page from 1986, articles with photos HMHB, Wham! and The Toy Dolls

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Half Man Half Biscuit Information Service @hmhbinfo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

'Soft play area with free bananas Iguana Andy and his - Iguanas' #HMHB

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Paging any #HMHB lovers who fancy a night (24/10) in a brilliant Loughborough pub listening to yours truly covering a couple of hours worth of their classics. If you are interested, please let me know - entry is free but there is limited space upstairs. Please spread the word!

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Half Man Half Biscuit Information Service @hmhbinfo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

'Bin men, thin men, lexicographers Squid - yes, not so - octopus Egg sandwiches on coach trips in June? I simply won’t be there' #HMHB

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Half Man Half Biscuit Information Service @hmhbinfo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

'Shoals of tope, I would choose If in some future world I was faced with Releasing them or saving you' #HMHB

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Half Man Half Biscuit Information Service @hmhbinfo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

'Epiphany' - taken from Peel Session, 10/10/04. The one and only outing for this sinister track. #HMHB youtu.be/uV1Lbv84oWc?...

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Chris Rand @chrisrand.com · 04/09/2026

In his lyrics “he’s gone from Subbuteo to dementia in forty short years. As we all have” youtu.be/zI45zju-zI8?...

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Half Man Half Biscuit: An Appreciation

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Half Man Half Biscuit Information Service @hmhbinfo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

'When my grave’s waist-deep in meadow grass No more strawberry jam for the Guild Will they still say, whenever bobsleigh’s on, “Hey I would love to have a go at that”...?' #HMHB

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Half Man Half Biscuit Information Service @hmhbinfo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

It seems a good many cultists received this item in the post today. #HMHB

Book, 'Friday Night Fever, inside the cult of Half Man Half Biscuit, Steve Hill'

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Chris Rand @chrisrand.com · 20/08/2026

It’s arrived! Today’s plans have been put on hold. (More details at halfmanhalfbiscuit.uk/friday-night... )

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Half Man Half Biscuit Information Service @hmhbinfo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

'My uncle Charlie is a cynical man And his wife's a touch sceptical too They've got one of those stickers In the back of their van It says "We've seen the prices at the zoo"' #HMHB

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Tony Taylor @itstonyt10.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Here's author Steve Hill with a gift-wrapped copy of his new book 'Friday Night Fever: Inside the Cult of Half Man Half Biscuit'. The package is labelled 'Nigel' and the photo was taken just before it was delivered to him #HMHB

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Steve Amphlett @samphlett1.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

#hmhb at Projet House, Leeds. Neil's epic bass outro to Everything's A.O.R. Marvellous. ❤️🤘

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Steve Amphlett @samphlett1.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

#hmhb at Project House, Leeds.

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Half Man Half Biscuit Information Service @hmhbinfo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

#HMHB play live in Leeds tomorrow night, Friday, August 14th, 2026, at Project House. Support comes from Madame Claude, with doors opening at 7pm. No tickets available!

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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

A reasonable recreation with my 16 year old #HMHB

Me and my daughter at Royal Oak Ambleside, recreating the cover of Half Man Half Biscuit's CSI: Ambleside

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Half Man Half Biscuit Information Service @hmhbinfo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

'A doyen of topiary once told me That one day he would like to grow a maze It seemed to be quite logical That this should be his wish And with that, we both went our separate ways' #HMHB

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Half Man Half Biscuit Information Service @hmhbinfo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

'On touching the trig point, I found my thrill To the east - Brokeback Mountain, to the west - Benny Hill I’ll give you the grid ref, you might like to go SO224350 Could this be heaven, would that be the Severn Twmpa, Twmpa, you’re gonna need a jumper... ' #HMHB

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Half Man Half Biscuit Information Service @hmhbinfo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

New article: David Lloyd recalls his time as keyboardist in the 1980s #HMHB (subscription but not payment required). www.livpost.co.uk/i-was-nt-a-t...

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I Was(n’t) a Teenage Pop Star

My time as a Half Man Half Biscuit

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Eddie @herrplugg79.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

#MusicChallenge #Short&Quick Half Man Half Biscuit - Rogation Sunday's Here Again 1m 59s Thanks to @lagrume.bsky.social for hosting this excellent challenge ♥️ @hmhbinfo.bsky.social youtu.be/0WCndUF1-s8?...

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Half Man Half Biscuit - Rogation Sunday's Here Again! [Official Audio]

YouTube video by Half Man Half Biscuit

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Half Man Half Biscuit Information Service @hmhbinfo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

'It sounds like a class rant But it's really because I am the landlord of the pub that gets the cemetery trade Me in the bell tower And blood on the quad' #HMHB

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Half Man Half Biscuit Information Service @hmhbinfo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

'I stick me big nose in When I go out Sealed-off car park What's it all about? I like an altercation with a member of staff "That was a ten pound note!" #HMHB

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Half Man Half Biscuit Information Service @hmhbinfo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

'Telly Savalas is set to spearhead An Oi! revival down Whitechapel way' #HMHB

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Half Man Half Biscuit Information Service @hmhbinfo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

'We’ve got lo-fi, we’ve got tie-dye We’ve got grey and brown and black We’ve got stickers on guitars We’ve got a tape for Steve Lamacq We’ve got celibate lead singers We’ve got Sebadohs and Docs But what ain’t we got? We ain’t got mates' #HMHB

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Half Man Half Biscuit Information Service @hmhbinfo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Street furniture on 'vintage' photo with poster promoting #HMHB Bradford gig - with thanks to Peter Holden via FB

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Half Man Half Biscuit Information Service @hmhbinfo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

'Dear Miss McVey It pains me to say The school choir was dull And the blame lies with you' #HMHB

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Duty Torturer @dutytorturer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

They’re going to have to change the branding on the oven gloves. #HMHB

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Chris Rand @chrisrand.com · 23/05/2026

Gorgeous new contribution to our collection of Half Man Half Biscuit gig tickets and posters – The Pavilion, Bath, just over 40 years ago. Lots more at halfmanhalfbiscuit.uk/pre-2010-gig... #HMHB

Half Man Half Biscuit gig poster from The Pavilion, Bath, Sat 12 April 1986.

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