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Think like an obelisk Speak like a cairn Act like a stele Fuck like a monolith

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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 16h
As ever, it was a land dispute. One pilot wanted to and the other didn't.
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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i had a blast but can you please not invite basho next time? his vivid depictions of the change of seasons make me painfully aware of my own transience
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zoey100000000 @aliengirl100.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
An AI engineer with round glasses says "we figured out that in order to get the A.I. to make more human-like art, it needs to draw from a set of personal emotional experiences..." He holds up a tablet displaying a program entitled "C-PTSD-GPT" and says "so we gave an A.I. the memory of having divorced parents." He gives it to an engineer with square glases who sees that it has generated art of a sitting childlike figure flanked by two arguing, monstrous dinosaur-like skulls. He comments "Wooooah... this is DARK." Round glasses replies "you think that's good? Wait until you see the one we molested!"
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The Public Domain Review @publicdomainrev.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Croatian Tales of Long Ago — a seminal collection of short stories by the acclaimed children's author Ivana Brlić-Mažuranić. The illustrations in this 1922 edition are by Croatian artist Vladimir Kirin: publicdomainreview.org/collection/c…
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
human sacrifice is good and if we do enough of it we'll be safe foreverhuman sacrifice is good and if we do enough of it we'll be safe foreverhuman sacrifice is good and if we do enough of it we'll be safe foreverhuman sacrifice is good and if we do enough of it we'll be safe forever
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele (3rd–1st Century BCE)
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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The way people use the phrase "stolen valor" is actually stolen valor from people who use sorcery to sap the courage from others' hearts.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I LOVE Bionicle porn!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/09/2026
me when dayforce is down at 9am: when will the liberatory chatbot armies free us of shitty bloatware me when copilot causes excel to crash for the 4th time: blood and stone must unite against vile silicon
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Dave 🌷💀⏳ @daaaaave.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
British people be like “petrol, quid or minge. Nobody rides for free”
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phil @philjamesson.com · 01/09/2026
military general: we must keep our powder dry me (was hoping i’d be offered some matcha): ah yeah no for sure. kinda late anyway general (thinks i'm saying it's too dark to fight): agreed me (confirming): we'll drink matcha tomorrow general (thinks i'm doing a "dine in hell" thing): that we will
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ𝕠𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
missing a few, but otherwise... solid!
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Rory Taylor @rorytaylor.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
🇫🇷 Incredible acapella Marseillaise after Macron's nuclear speech at Île Longue. Almost makes you want to join the French Foreign Legion.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/08/2026
god i'd give anything to be at the minnesota state fair right now. a hmong corndog, a bucket of chinese sausage and cheese curd dumplings, an order of ube cheesecake wontons, and unlimited glasses of ice cold milk would cure me
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ᵀᴴᴱᴍ̴ᴇ̵ᴏ̵ᴡ̷ᴄ̶ʜ̸ᴇ̴ᴍ̶ɪ̵s̵ᴛ̶ ̵ @catpope.gay · 26/08/2026
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
That’s right Pluto-bitches, stay losing. You’re never getting back in the big leagues. -this message brought to you by Venus gang
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pebbles @leeches04.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Dave 🌷💀⏳ @daaaaave.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Holy shit this is the best take I’ve ever heard
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I Cum on Smexy Dragon Tails @bananly.northsky.social · 15/08/2026
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
last person id expect to publish this
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
A dig-site archive. 603 entries. Specimens, fragments, remains. Fossils, jokes, hidden paths, field notes. Start anywhere. jtierney.net
A white poster-style image for “WHERE TO FIND ME IN THE AFTERLIFE.” Large black serif text appears above a colorful fictional geological map labeled “The Incarnate Continents,” with grid lines, a legend, and black circular Roman-numeral markers across the map.
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🌚 #CancelRent @maunciple.devil.computer · 06/08/2026
mmm, raisins and basil, the perfect meal
Raisins and basil (the perfect meal)
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois" repost to receive his blessing
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mary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 30/07/2024
Eat shit Shakespeare
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Aaron King @aaronmfking.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I met you on a cliff (Saint Paul) What did we talk about.
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teabag - 방송대 일정 확인해라아 @teabag.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
아 미국 스타트업이 만든 인명구조용 로봇이라는데 다들 저게 날 구하러오면 차라리 걍 불에 뛰어들 듯 이러고 있음
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giri nathan @girinathan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
we might be throwing out a generational umami opportunity. i will taste the forbidden fish sauce defector.com/abandoned-fi...
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Let Me And A Food Scientist Sample The Abandoned Fish Sauce Terrorizing A Small Canadian Town | Defector
Take capelin, a small silvery fish in the smelt family. Now add salt. Then throw those two ingredients in 110 vats, each of them about 10 feet tall, and let them sit in a defunct factory for over two ...
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Dave 🌷💀⏳ @daaaaave.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Cyberattack, bioterror, smartphone, phishing. Really cyberpunk year. Also cromulent and embiggen
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
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Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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ateam @dreamcastforever.com · 28/07/2026
To all of you out there who've begged me for years to develop an English translation patch for Dreamcast's "Magic: The Gathering", I'm happy to report that someone else finally did it... 🤣 Read more and download here: www.dreamcast-talk.com/forum/viewto...
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Let’s Change Cambridge @letschangecambridge.us · 26/07/2026
Last time I wrote about Rep. Decker, it was about the 130 different lobbyists who donated to her campaign. This time I'm diving into the time she repeatedly lied to the public, and explaining _why_ she did it: the way she views her job as a public official. letschangecambridge.us/articles/dec...
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A contempt for constituents: why Rep. Decker lies
A detailed example of how Rep. Decker has lied to the public, and some thoughts about why she did it.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 25/07/2026
(3 drinks) sometimes the world is so magnificent that i will weep at the many simple beauties you encounter during a normal day (3.25 drinks) if you begin to think about it enemies are actually surrounding me and closing in. i am beset upon by evil on all sides.
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Katherine Lam @ LBX 431 @katherinelam.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
norman blamey
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klau @toweringklau.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video
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Dave 🌷💀⏳ @daaaaave.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Absolute chimneys
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Cryptkeeper on commentary: PAIN have SCARED a GHOUL against SCARGENTINA
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Alex emerges from a portal in 1970s Japan and reaches out to a man in military uniform. She cries out "Yukio Mishima! I'm from the future. Before you attempt this coup, there's something I think you should see." She holds up an Ipad that displays the title screen for The Amazing Digital Circus. They watch together and Yukio Mishima says "God, I'm just like Jax." He falls on to Alex, weeping and holding her closely. Alex comforts him.
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grayson @graysond.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Every third hetero couple but it's Goldberry and Tom Bombadil
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Rural people think food comes from them but much more of the value add comes from trading derivatives on the Chicago Mercantile Exchange.
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David Marshall @illdave.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Maxwell House Coffee illustrations by Moebius In 1989 Jean Giraud (aka Moebius) was hired by the Paris office of Young & Rubicam to create illustrations for Maxwell House. The French magazine ads promoted four flavors of instant coffee. #moebius #youngandrubicam #advertising #frenchart #illustration
Young woman sipping coffee with apesYoung woman sipping coffee while walking on bamboo bridgeYoung woman sipping coffee with crocodilesYoung woman sipping coffee while walking from crashed airplane
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
When your buddy tells you about going to the shore for a cosmetic procedure with his handsome frenchies it's like Bro talks boat docks beaux dogs botox
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Good Faces Bot @goodfacesbot.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
it's not actually an honor to end up on the cover of Viziers Monthly. it shows your machinations aren't subtle enough
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george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Kind bar, protein, dark chocolate nut. Four bites to finish, three is doable, two would draw too much attention. Tear open the package, peel it to the side. Try to make it all appear mindless. Be present, live a gracious life, drop the wrapper into the closest appropriate bin
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
action therapist trailer 1-4
PANEL 1: Title screen for Action Therapist, "Cognitive Behavioral Therapy...By NIGHT"

PANEL 2: an ESRB rating of MATURE for Blood and Gore, Sexual Content, Attachment Issues

PANEL 3: A cab has pulled up to an airport arrivals terminal and Dr. Mariposa is getting in.

CABBIE: "All the way out to the university, eh? Well, it's your dollar, Mac..."

PANEL 4: The cabbie is driving Dr. Mariposa through the downpour.

CABBIE: "Did they ever find that famous professor lady who went missing up there?"

PANEL 5: Dr. Mariposa is still in his dripping trenchcoat and being talked to by Dean Hondo, a heavyset duck with a beard and a coffee mug.

DEAN HONDO: "We're confident your...memory issues...won't keep you from a full load of case work."

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DEAN HONDO: "Keep an eye on your Psy points. They can unleash special attacks and combos, but run out and you go nuts."PANEL 1: a mockup of a video game screen. Dr. Mariposa stands in the foreground and Diane in the background in a building. 

DIANE: "The police told me to take an ibuprofen and get over it..."

PANEL 2: the player, as Dr. Mariposa, is prompted to TALK

TALK: "Say more on that" 3 PSY
"That sounds like judgment." 5 PSY

PANEL 3: Diane is crying into her hands.

DIANE: "...Maybe you are the therapist who will break the terrible curse."

PANEL 4: Different view of a break room with stats for Dr. Mariposa. This area is called ADMIN BLDG BREAK ROOM and there are menu options to
MAKE COFFEE
MICROWAVE
BULLETN BOARD
DISH WASHER

PANEL 5: Dr. Mariposa is in an aquarium talking to a different patient. Again the player is prompted to TALK: "Let's go deeper on that." 3 PSY
"You're being pretty hard on yourself." 10 PSY

PANEL 6: screenshot of a cinema scene where Dr. Mariposa is looking angrily at a pouncing astronaut

MYSTERIOUS ASTRONAUT: "You won't traverse the catacombs of my mind so easily, Doc!"PANEL 1: Dr. Mariposa is standing in ruins under a purple sky and a wrong-looking moon. Its strange light shines on a pinkish lake. Crystal, a duck in a uniform from a restaurant is there.

CRYSTAL: "I'll tell you everything, but we can't tarry here..."

PANEL 2: The game interface shows a 24-hour pharmacy. Dr. Mariposa is a slightly higher level now but he has a CURSE status effect.

24 HOUR PHARMCY (NORTH)
* Fill scrip
* Develop photos
* Browse magazines
* Energy drinks

PANEL 3: Dr. Mariposa is talking to a shopkeeper in the faculty store. A flyer for a Walpurgis Night Sale 20% Off hangs behind him.

SHOPKEEPER: "I can only sell items to tenured faculty. You should publish a peer reviewed article!"

PANEL 4: Dr. Mariposa is in his underwear and his hair is messy. He's in his office. Diane is there and the sky is strange.

DIANE: "Maybe this CORN KEY x1 will be useful on your journey. It's been in my family for generations."

GOT CORN KEY x1

PANEL 5: Dr. Mariposa is now talking to an astronaut in his office. The astronaut lays back on the couch in full spacesuit.

CMDR WALLACE: "We are building American pyramids on the moon, configured to strange geometries."

PANEL 6: Close up of a hand holding a book.

Text: "It's a paperback copy of Peter David's 1991 Star Trek: The Next Generation tie-in novel 'Vendetta'"PANEL 1: A spooky clocktower under a strange sky with an unsettling full moon. Bats are swooping around.

TEXT: "Maybe there's someone in the old clocktower who could benefit from talk therapy."

PANEL 2 : Game interface showing a treasure chest shaped like a corn on the cob.

TITLE: Hidden Corn Treasure Chest
Description: The small chest is shaped like a corn on the cob. It hums with a strange energy. 

USE KEY:
* Office Key
* Corn Key
* Citadel Key
* Empty

PANEL 3: Panel from a cinema scene where Crystal the waitress is leaning in to confide to Dr. Mariposa. 

CRYSTAL (here credited as only WAITRESS): "My mom tried to get me to go to therapy, but the therapist refused to talk about all the disappearances in town."

PANEL 4: Dr. Mariposa is in the clocktower at night. His flashlight is pointing at a nude woman, the Clocktower Hermit.

TALK: 
* "That's black and white thinking." 3 PSY
* "Would you say that to a friend?" 18 PSY

PANEL 5: Dr. Mariposa is digging through a filing cabinet in a dark basement.

DR. MARIPOSA: "These are all my old patient notes from before the accident! But ... what are they doing here?"

PANEL 6: White text on black.

PHYSICIAN

HEAL THYSELF

FAST.
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Fischer 🛠️🚇 @fischer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
going back to basics over here
wikipedia “list of people from maine”
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