Dave 🌷💀⏳ @daaaaave.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Stopping at the airport pay phone to email sick burns for my secretary to publicize 020
Dave 🌷💀⏳ @daaaaave.bsky.social · 04/07/2026When the other couple in the hotel hot tub starts looking at you like this 020
Dave 🌷💀⏳ @daaaaave.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Not to be all Roman statue guy about anything but it makes sense 150
Dave 🌷💀⏳ @daaaaave.bsky.social · 05/12/2025I saw these guys left out on the street a few months ago and had a flashback like the end of ratatouille 010
Dave 🌷💀⏳ @daaaaave.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Discovered that the park near my office has bronze bug medallions on all the fence gates 010
Dave 🌷💀⏳ @daaaaave.bsky.social · 26/07/2025my Lock Screen runs a script every hour to update the picture to the latest NOAA satellite image of Massachusetts 010
Dave 🌷💀⏳ @daaaaave.bsky.social · 11/07/2025There’s a liquor store in my city that sells loose Hamms for 75¢ by the register 1130
Dave 🌷💀⏳ @daaaaave.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Jeb Bush was the last family member to wield it (leading to his election as Governor) but not knowing it’s true power Jeb gifted it to Marco Rubio. As far as I can tell Marco is the current owner of the Lance of Longinus 040
Dave 🌷💀⏳ @daaaaave.bsky.social · 23/06/2025What’s a poster you had in your room growing up? It’s very hard being an anti-war leftist when airplanes are so cool 000
Dave 🌷💀⏳ @daaaaave.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Can’t wait to force RDW in Lorwyn standard just to sleeve up these mountains 0562
Dave 🌷💀⏳ @daaaaave.bsky.social · 20/06/2025I visited Maximilian’s tomb in Vienna this year, and Mexican tourists still leave flags and letters for him 020
Dave 🌷💀⏳ @daaaaave.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Most 6’ers discussion is moot when they have this guy as an option 000
Dave 🌷💀⏳ @daaaaave.bsky.social · 28/12/2023During WWI some naval Prius units were painted with “dazzle” camouflage, intended to make them difficult targets for German U-boats 000
