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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 4h

the skull is the perfect bone because he (my skull is a man) encages the slimy brain, which defies boneship by jiggling🪼 and thinking🤔, the two extant bone anathemata. the worst bone is leg. it insists upon a destination

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 bowling ball sized snack on your face. CONTESTANT:

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

As ever, it was a land dispute. One pilot wanted to and the other didn't.

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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i had a blast but can you please not invite basho next time? his vivid depictions of the change of seasons make me painfully aware of my own transience

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The Public Domain Review @publicdomainrev.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Croatian Tales of Long Ago — a seminal collection of short stories by the acclaimed children's author Ivana Brlić-Mažuranić. The illustrations in this 1922 edition are by Croatian artist Vladimir Kirin: publicdomainreview.org/collection/c…

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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices

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Dave 🌷💀⏳ @daaaaave.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Embrace evil, cast it on your own Brash Taunter

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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele (3rd–1st Century BCE)

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The way people use the phrase "stolen valor" is actually stolen valor from people who use sorcery to sap the courage from others' hearts.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/09/2026

me when dayforce is down at 9am: when will the liberatory chatbot armies free us of shitty bloatware me when copilot causes excel to crash for the 4th time: blood and stone must unite against vile silicon

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Dave 🌷💀⏳ @daaaaave.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

British people be like “petrol, quid or minge. Nobody rides for free”

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phil @philjamesson.com · 01/09/2026

military general: we must keep our powder dry me (was hoping i’d be offered some matcha): ah yeah no for sure. kinda late anyway general (thinks i'm saying it's too dark to fight): agreed me (confirming): we'll drink matcha tomorrow general (thinks i'm doing a "dine in hell" thing): that we will

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Rory Taylor @rorytaylor.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

🇫🇷 Incredible acapella Marseillaise after Macron's nuclear speech at Île Longue. Almost makes you want to join the French Foreign Legion.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/08/2026

god i'd give anything to be at the minnesota state fair right now. a hmong corndog, a bucket of chinese sausage and cheese curd dumplings, an order of ube cheesecake wontons, and unlimited glasses of ice cold milk would cure me

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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

That’s right Pluto-bitches, stay losing. You’re never getting back in the big leagues. -this message brought to you by Venus gang

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Dave 🌷💀⏳ @daaaaave.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Holy shit this is the best take I’ve ever heard

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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect

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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

last person id expect to publish this

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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

A dig-site archive. 603 entries. Specimens, fragments, remains. Fossils, jokes, hidden paths, field notes. Start anywhere. jtierney.net

A white poster-style image for “WHERE TO FIND ME IN THE AFTERLIFE.” Large black serif text appears above a colorful fictional geological map labeled “The Incarnate Continents,” with grid lines, a legend, and black circular Roman-numeral markers across the map.

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Dave 🌷💀⏳ @daaaaave.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Just learned about this case, about a 15th C. serial killer in Hapsburg Hungary

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Elizabeth Báthory - Wikipedia

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Dave 🌷💀⏳ @daaaaave.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

What kind of whiskey do you use?

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Dave 🌷💀⏳ @daaaaave.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Stopping at the airport pay phone to email sick burns for my secretary to publicize

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🌚 #CancelRent @maunciple.devil.computer · 06/08/2026

mmm, raisins and basil, the perfect meal

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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois" repost to receive his blessing

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mary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 30/07/2024

Eat shit Shakespeare

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Aaron King @aaronmfking.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I met you on a cliff (Saint Paul) What did we talk about.

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teabag @teabag.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

아 미국 스타트업이 만든 인명구조용 로봇이라는데 다들 저게 날 구하러오면 차라리 걍 불에 뛰어들 듯 이러고 있음

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Dave 🌷💀⏳ @daaaaave.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Cyberattack, bioterror, smartphone, phishing. Really cyberpunk year. Also cromulent and embiggen

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ateam @dreamcastforever.com · 28/07/2026

To all of you out there who've begged me for years to develop an English translation patch for Dreamcast's "Magic: The Gathering", I'm happy to report that someone else finally did it... 🤣 Read more and download here: www.dreamcast-talk.com/forum/viewto...

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Let’s Change Cambridge @letschangecambridge.us · 26/07/2026

Last time I wrote about Rep. Decker, it was about the 130 different lobbyists who donated to her campaign. This time I'm diving into the time she repeatedly lied to the public, and explaining _why_ she did it: the way she views her job as a public official. letschangecambridge.us/articles/dec...

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A contempt for constituents: why Rep. Decker lies

A detailed example of how Rep. Decker has lied to the public, and some thoughts about why she did it.

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Dave 🌷💀⏳ @daaaaave.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Robert Eggers is the one we need for Moby Dick imo

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 25/07/2026

(3 drinks) sometimes the world is so magnificent that i will weep at the many simple beauties you encounter during a normal day (3.25 drinks) if you begin to think about it enemies are actually surrounding me and closing in. i am beset upon by evil on all sides.

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klau @toweringklau.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video

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