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Matthew Weaver

@cutewriterguy.bsky.social
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Handsome writer, award-winning beer bread baker, flightless bird enthusiast

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Alexandra (Alex) Duggan @alexdugganreports.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The front page of this morning’s Spokesman-Review, Aug. 2, 2026, the day after one of the worst wildfires in Washington state history. More than 600 structures, mostly homes, have been lost in the #OldTrailsFire. Read local news.
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Matthew Weaver @cutewriterguy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
SOME OF US crush on @nicholehiltz.bsky.social in public ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
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Matthew Weaver @cutewriterguy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
In the middle of a LAS VEGAS re-binge and I spy with my little eye @nicholehiltz.bsky.social
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Sam 🦢 @slowtuesdays.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
This scene just pushed Billy Clyde Tuggle up the ranks of Most Terrifying Soap Villains. He’s tied with Mitch Laurence now. #AllMyChildren
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Leah Sottile @leahsottile.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
A weird ending note for a weird year: I wrote a manifesto for journalists in 2026. leahsottile.substack.com/p/66-clarity
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66. Clarity
A Living Manifesto on Journalism for 2026 and Beyond
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Scream Kings Podcast @screamkings.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
ONLY YULE
Sigourney Weaver 
Text: THERE IS NO XMAS
ONLY YULE
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Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Jeopardy tonight had Ron, identical twin brother of a former champ named Ray. @kenjennings.bsky.social asked how we know for sure it's not Ray playing again under a fake name. Ron pointed out Ray in the audience. But how do we know the brothers haven't pulled a Parent Trap?
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Matthew Weaver @cutewriterguy.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
@joe-hill.bsky.social dude. Dude. DUDE. DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE. Me while reading KING SORROW. Loving it as much as 20TH CENTURY GHOSTS, which is my favorite of your words.
The cover of Joe Hill's novel KING SORROW. Read it as soon as you possibly can!
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✰ @erikforrestjackson.com · 22/11/2025
look for the helpers
duckling standing on a dog’s head
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Matthew Weaver @cutewriterguy.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
@geezerstotan.bsky.social Have you checked out the new John Irving??!
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Salem_Stalker💜🍓⏳ @dusty1031.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
The Queen on Jeopardy! #Days #Jarlena
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
#BeyondTheGates
Screenshot of a Reddit post, titled “Nicole and Ted are on today’s Apple Crossword Puzzle.” An image below the title shows the puzzle, with 45 across filled in with TED. The clue pictured below it says “Nicole’s husband on Beyond The Gates”
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Well, THIS sucks. I have tickets for One Battle After Another for tomorrow and now I don't know if I should go!
Yes, the writer Mark Harris, known for his biography Mike Nichols: A Life, passed away in 2017. 
Mark Harris died in 2017 at the age of 84 from complications of Alzheimer's disease.
He was a writer whose work included novels and biographies.
He wrote the biography Mike Nichols: A Life, which was published after his death.
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Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
this meeting could've been a bazooka joe gum wrapper comic
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matthew @pahuski.com · 13/10/2025
Happy Columbo’s Day
Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.”“If the car’s gone,”“I’ll give you another cookie anyway”“because I love you.”
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
You basically just have to babysit yourself for your entire life
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I only dunk on the morally reprehensible!
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Possess ONE Regan MacNeil and it's all, "OH, PAZUZU IS EVIL LET'S CALL HIM THE DEVIL" and never "OH, HEY, IT'S PAZUZU WHO PROTECTS US FROM LAMUSHTU THE HAIRY DEMON LADY WITH THE LION'S HEAD AND CLAW FEET WHO FEASTS ON PREGNANT WOMEN AND CHILDREN."
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CTHUEL HURAMCHEK 🎃 @greaterrealityarea.net · 27/09/2025
Nobody wants to produce my screenplay for “Giant Orphan Annie,” where she’s a six-hundred foot tall kaiju-child that will annihilate New York City unless the Warbucks Division at DARPA can find parents for her
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 22/09/2025
when a big account notices your comment
The Watcher  -  Kurt Huggins 

a car driving along a road through the forest at night, above a monolithic reptillian eye filling the entire sky gazes down
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Matthew Weaver @cutewriterguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
@omeyegoodness.bsky.social
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Robyn @handcranked.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Lines and angles at an old church in Leadville, Colorado. #BlueSkyArtShow #angles #AlphabetChallenge #WeekLForLines #ClassicMono #EastCoastKin #PhotographersUnited #PhotographersOfBluesky #photography #ArtYear #MobilePhotography
A high-contrast black and white photo of a small, white gothic-style church with a high steeped roof and another steeped roof above the door. It has decorative trim below the roof, an arched window, and an arch above the door. The door is dark with white diamonds. The sky appears nearly black with no clouds
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Phoef Sutton @phoefsutton.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
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@omeyegoodness.bsky.social
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
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Andrew Iwaniuk @evoneuro.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Feels like we could all use some more mountain bluebird this week #yql #Alberta #birds #birding #wildlife 🪶🇨🇦
A bright blue songbird is perched on the edge of an old fencepost that has a cable running through it. The background is an out of focus grassland that is tawny coloured.
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Brandon's Buzz @brandonsbuzz.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Forever and ever
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
The Coca-Cola Freestyle machine is an echo chamber. Good luck finding nuanced debates about hot button issues on that touch screen. It’s just soda names and flavored syrups
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
ruin a movie by adding Danielle Steel Danielle Steel’s IT
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Doc Hap @drhappyknuckles.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
First they came for the fat, whiny losers, and I said nothing, because they got me immediately. I was like the first person they got.
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Bart King @bartking.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Inside of you are two tacos.
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 28/08/2025
my wife somehow made something even better than all the other stuff she has made, once again
a clown opposum crocheted by sids wife a clown opposum crocheted by sids wife from the side
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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
My cormorant should be permitted to fly about the supermarket without interference while I am shopping—for the bird is particularly adept at finding the best deals offered on fresh seafood, as well as having a keen eye for the kinds of prepared foods & packaged snacks I tend to favor.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
They said "hurt people hurt people." I answered, "not all hurt people hurt people. Some people spend their lives making sure no one else feels what they did. Some break cycles, some build safe spaces.Some turn pain into purpose. Hurt people don't just hurt people hurt; hurt people heal people, too." Nadia Adessi.
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Passed by a coworker's desk just in time to hear her say "well I finally figured out how sweet potatoes work" and now I'm regretting not sitting and listening to the rest of the conversation because how DO they work
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Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Me when Dianne Wiest pops up in a screener:
Charles Boyle from Brooklyn 99 says, "Like yeast!"
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
FRIEND FROM COLLEGE: After I sold my tech company, I moved to France where I met my wife, Juliette. We have three beautiful kids and run a bed & breakfast in Paris ME: Remember how I used to like creamy peanut butter? Now I like chunky
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Michael Clemens @mclem.org · 07/08/2025
The student newspaper. This fell. To the student. Newspaper.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Tattoo Artist: Sure you don't want me to remove the whole tat? Me: No, just the 2 at the end Tattoo Artist: So you want it to say ‘Paul Blart: Mall Cop’?
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Matthew Weaver @cutewriterguy.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Very important question @markharris.bsky.social : Have you watched HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS yet???🦫??
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
A fantastic detail from the Hollywood Reporter obit of daytime soap great Eileen Fulton, who has died at 91.
When As the World Turns was done, her character’s full name was Lisa Miller Hughes Eldridge Shea Colman McColl Mitchell Grimaldi Chedwyn.
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Say what you will about single life, but if I were dating someone I probably couldn't fall asleep watching The Real Ghostbusters, wake up at 6:00 am and realize The Real Ghostbusters is still playing, watch a few episodes, fall asleep again, then wake up at 10:00 am and watch more episodes.
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Yes, CBS paid Trump a $16 million bribe, and yes, Stephen Colbert said so on the air, and yes, CBS canceled his show the next day. But actually, given the economic realities of the prevailing late-night landscape, that is still exactly what happened.
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Errol Lewis @errollewis.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
BREAKING / Eileen Fulton, best known for her iconic role as Lisa Grimaldi on the soap opera "As The World Turns," has died after a period of declining health. She was 91 years old. #AsTheWorldTurns #ATWT #Obituary #RIPEileenFulton www.soapoperanetwork.com/2025/07/obit...
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Eileen Fulton, Actress Best Known For Her Role as Lisa Grimaldi on 'As The World Turns,' Dies at 91
Eileen Fulton, best known for her iconic role as Lisa Grimaldi on the soap opera "As The World Turns," has died after a period of declining health. She was 91 years old.
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Christian Christensen @chrchristensen.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Talk about The Wire, Sopranos, Game of Thrones all you want, but the greatest US television program ever made is Sesame Street. It's not even close. 50+ years of treating kids across class, ethnicity, religion not as mini-consumers...but as citizens with a stake in this world.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 18/07/2025
BREAKING: Trump will release Epstein client list names in two parts, starting A through S and then U through Z.
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