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JM Schott

@dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social
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Sometimes sweet, often sassy, always genuine. ENFJ. Happy to have found the Patrick to my David.

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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 18h
Nigella is winning me over. And [redacted so as not to give spoilers]’s comment about realizing people can love you…ooof.
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 19h
Drop some TRANSFORMATIONS 🔄 🖤 😳
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Cinderella's Magical Gown Transformation
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
HE DIDN’T GET OUT OF THE COCK-A-DOODIE CAR!!!
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sept 30 / Oct 1
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, apparently Smallville has a Hocus Pocus-type episode…
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“The world sucks fucking dick.” “With teeth.”
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There’s a giant musical finale and all the characters join a kickline.
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I had a dream last night I met Sara Bareilles, and then performed a duet with Gavin Creel. There’s still time for one of those to happen.
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Ryan James Dee @ryanjamesdee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The definition of intelligence is the ability to understand things. LLMs do not understand because they are not sentient. It aggregates data, pairs that with the prompt, and provides output that mathematically has the highest probability of fulfilling the request. It guesses. It doesn’t think.
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When the Baker turns to you and says “[his wife] exchanged that bean to obtain your shoe so the one who knows what happened to the bean is you!”
Katie Britt looking gooped AND gagged
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why the fuck is R*b And*ers*n in the The Swan documentary?!
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Alexis Rose's Disappointed Reaction
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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Count Chocula Cereal
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If someone doesn't like my skeets
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Moira Rose: Oh, That's Your First Mistake
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✰ @erikforrestjackson.com · 28/09/2026
"it's called 'Choosin' Texas' and apparently you have to know about it or you're a liberal who hates the rural working-class masses"
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching Smallville for the first time and I just want to know why CW shows always have such shitty wigs. This one they have (younger) Lionel Luthor in is giving Clifford Blossom in Season One of Riverdale…
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I'm Just Saying
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s so odd to me that I have some friends I can not hear from for a long time and we just pick up right where we left off, and some I eventually realize only reach out when they need something. Which I guess makes them acquaintances really. I need to journal more and post less. 😅
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
She’s like Dixie Carter on quaaludes. 💁🏼‍♂️
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was reminded tonight how I was *obsessed* with Beyoncé’s song “Goldmember” from the third Austin Powers movie.
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Perplexedenby Combing Her Afro
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Remembering how the Fat Bastard action figure was labeled “Fat Man” in KMart…
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I can’t figure out if The Rescuers has always been this sad, or if I’m getting more emotional aa I get older. The scene with Penny and Rufus…ooof.
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pinocchio and the Emperor of the Night is on Amazon Prime!!! The hold this film had on me as a kid…
A shot of the Amazon Prime app showing Pinocchio and the Emperor of the Night
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Sad Chipettes in Alvin And The Chipmunks Adventure
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So which is it: stop turning movies into musicals or bring back “industrial musicals” which are essentially two hour long commercials with more jingles?
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Moira Rose's Iconic Scream
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
100000000%
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mine sounds like Big Bird
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
QTP with a GIF of the game you’re currently playing.
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Ddlv
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Speaking of signature gifs/memes… what would y’all say yours is?
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Alexis Rose: Mmm'kay, But Thank You
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not Ted Lasso making me cry (the show, not the character)…
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And you think of all of the things you’ve seen, and you wish that you could live in-between…
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When we first started talking five years ago, I legit thought he was 25, and was trying to figure out why a 25 year old who had it all figured out was talking to a 41 year old who was a hot mess… 💜
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The games that made me my9games.net/en
The covers of the video games: DuckTales, Dr. Mario, The Simpsons: Bart vs. the World, Super Mario World, Scooby-Doo Mystery, The Flintstones: The Treasure of Sierra Madrock, Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Chaos Bleeds, Kingdom Hearts, and Professor Layton and the Curious Village
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Ryan James Dee @ryanjamesdee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This show is ready for Broadway. Transfer it now. Box up the Tonys. It’s that good 💙
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So good!!
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I JUST MEANT THAT READING ISN’T HIS PREFERRED WAY TO PASS THE TIME!! 😅😅
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
One Bride for One Brother
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Operation “Fly to San Diego and Surprise Ryan for His 50th Birthday” was a success!! I’ve been sitting on this for seven-ish weeks and it’s been *killing* me! But it all paid off— @ryanjamesdee.bsky.social was very surprised!!
JM in the airport at o’dark-thirty this morningJM on the plane reading The Impossible Garden of Clara Thorne by Summer N. England (so good!!)Skyline of San Diego from JM’s UberJM and a very surprised Ryan
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Impressed in some ways, probably disappointed in others. 20 y/o me still had a lot to learn.
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Okay, that’s very rude. widget-club.com/wallpapers/t...
Your Birthday Color
Beige
Color Word
Tolerance
April 22's Birthday Color
Color Code
#F5F5DC

Open-hearted and embracing like beige. You treat everyone equally and respect individuality with a generous spirit, quietly supporting your community from within.
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ugly sobbing every time
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The Chipettes - My Mother
YouTube video by Queen Caitlin Sparkle
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Found out today about upcoming auditions for a local production of Noises Off! going up in December. Might be time to dip my toes back into the performing side of things.
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Alexis Rose in Schitt's Creek
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Happy Five Years, @ryanjamesdee.bsky.social !! There’s no one I would rather adventure with! I love you! 💜
JM and Ryan, first meetingJM and Ryan, first trip to WDWRyan throwing a Blue Shell at JM who looks shockedRyan and JM wearing “Florence Menlove Fan Club” shirts they designed (JM came up with the slogan and Ryan did the rest)
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
…parallel…Broadway…careers…
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Dorothy's Expressive Blink
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Name a fictional musical act you’d definitely see in concert
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Alvin and Brittany Dancing
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Lately I’ve been having dreams about people who wronged me in high school, where I found out that what they showed on the outside was different from what they felt on the inside, and it’s just…bizarre. Not sure what’s bringing it about but I need it to stop.
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Drop two Queer movie suggestions you think your oomfs should see.
Poster for the film The Broken Hearts ClubPoster for the film Beautiful Thing
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“A premise they can all agree on”? Are you fucking kidding me?! The premise is: it’s The Muppet Show, with our special guest [fill in the blank each week]! If they can’t figure out how to repeat the success of the Sabrina Carpenter episode, how fucking stupid are they?
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Ryan James Dee @ryanjamesdee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you get a mail-in ballot, drop it off in a drop box or at the registrar’s office directly. The USPS cannot be trusted.
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Maya Gallo: Oh! Silly Me
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Cinco Paul @cincopaul.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
www.broadwayworld.com/article/SCHM...
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SCHMIGADOON! Extends on Broadway Through April 2027
Schmigadoon!, which was originally scheduled to run on Broadway through early January 2027, has now been extended through early April 2027, adding 13 more…
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What's an example of perfect casting?
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Ariana Grande & Elphaba in Wicked Movie
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