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Sam 🦢 @slowtuesdays.bsky.social · 4h
Holy christ this 20/20 ABC promo from 10/3/2001.
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Sloan Rush @sillysoaperboy.bsky.social · 5h
Over on Facebook. #GH
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 18h
Gio made all his adorable “dramatic actor” faces in this one. 🥰 #GH
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 19h
See and now we’re back to these three non-melanated assholes being a major focus, and it’s unpleasant. #Gates
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“You’re like black Zeus.” “Zeus WAS black. Just like Santa and Jesus.”
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I had to bail on One Life and switch on Scrubs 2.0. It’s a really solid revival. Updated enough to feel modern; new characters are entertaining; old characters are more early-middle OG Scrubs than later seasons where they all got ridiculous bc it had gone on too long.
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Much as the science of it still drives me nuts todisDAY, I loved the stoned book club episode, and I love that somehow or another, they all found out why that meeting was so blissful
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#OLTL February 1990 Been less than 5 weeks of shows, and I hate this year. 🙃Just about every quality that made 86-early 89 so enjoyable is missing. The general spirit of the Llanview everyone loves is not shining very bright here.
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Meant to say, so he could shirtless with his girl cousin and it’s not weird, but my brain skipped a beat
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“My father Eduardo” A Martinez shoutout in 2026, who knew. #Days
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Damn it they’re gonna piss me off with those donuts again, aren’t they. Also these actors are playing happy drunk more than stoned. It’s a fine line. #Days
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Come on Julie! #Days
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hope Paulina never completes the Pronounce My Granddaughter’s Name In A Normal Way challenge #Days
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“As I used to tell your father…” SHUT UP RITA YOU DIDN’T TELL STEFANO ANYTHING
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Meanwhile speaking of cringe… EJ’s growling tantrum at the top of #Days today… oh lord
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Suddenly like 1/3 of #GH is various people yelling about how they never wanna see somebody ever again. Sonny hollering I DON’T WANT A SON LIKE YOU! was super cringe. Felt like he was copying the kids’ drama to seem relevant
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All this happened because Danny and Scout “wanted to see each other” and now nobody wants to see anybody. Womp womp. #GH
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Crazy how every pair of these kids can be siblings, and still say something about “your father!” because it’s not the same guy as their father #GH
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BLQ pushed Michael into the water just so they’d have an excuse to get him shirtless, even though it’s not a sex scene. More of this please. #GH
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tyler Andrews as Theo is currently THE best thing about ⌛️. I would not accept losing him, and Taj is just not… the same
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A 1-episode fill in. Fine.
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AuthorDavidConnor @davidconnor422.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
'Cause props couldn't find enough white canvas bags with big $ painted on the front. 😆
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Sam @daysfan28.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On this day in 1998, Vivian crashes John & Marlena's date. #DAYS #DOOL #Jarlena #Vivian
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
1990 doesn’t sound like olden times to someone born in the 70s, but man #OLTL was still doing way too much no-means-yes romance with Max & Gabrielle. He physically drags her out of the convent while she’s saying no, stop, don’t… but really, she wants this. Sigh.
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Di @newnamesamedi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s just imagine it’s 1996 and John and Bo are fighting Stefano and they…hand him a check. All of these guys are just clowns.
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not one to live and die by the AI summary, but like… come on. Any intelligent adult could’ve known this would be the answer. #Days
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ISN’T THE LOAN LIKE 200 MILLION DOLLARS?!? WHY ARE THEY HANDING EJ A PAPER CHECK?!?
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
EJ is basically just sitting there twirling his mustache today. Can’t roll my eyes hard enough. #Days
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#OLTL February 1990 Fraternity Row is still a thing, but she’s on life support. Bo comes home to Sarah, “from the soap opera awards!” which we never saw. “It was a war, I tell ya” says Bo.
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Foot pain has suddenly taken over my life. I’m anticipating this dr appt in a few hours like it’s gonna provide any relief, but it will only be step 1 in a process that I’m sure will take weeks. The thought of living like this for weeks… ughhhhhh
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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Seriously, geeH needs a new Scout. Feels weird critiquing kids sometimes, but this girl is unpleasant to watch. I’m sure they’ll keep her for years though.
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“I couldn’t get #BeyondTheGates” good one Hayley
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Donetta Furnish sounds like a drag name where they didn’t quite land whatever the pun was supposed to be. #BeyondTheGates
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just need everyone know, hand to God, this exact dialogue played as I was texting @newnamesamedi.bsky.social about the Scrubs revival’s new season premiering tonight
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This/these legends. Both versions equally.
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Sam @daysfan28.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On this day in 2005, Sami & Kate get into another argument. #DAYS #DOOL #Kate #Sami
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Communies @communiess.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On this date in 2010, Accounting for Lawyers aired! Written by Emily Cutler and directed by Joe Russo, and this is eternal. #OriginalAiring
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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Muppet Pictures @muppetpictures.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hayley got an actual slap in, and all Chelsea got to do was throw water! No fair. #BeyondTheGates
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mason admitting his attitude towards Holly is more about his own guilt and projection - whew. He’s fairly hot, be great if he’s not completely obnoxious. This is a start. #Days
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Having another morning where I’m slightly struggling to feel normal (seeing a dr tomorrow about my damn foot, among other things) and honestly… this isn’t the worst episode of ⌛️and it’s kinda quiet and oddly comforting. Saved (forgot) BTG yesterday, glad to have that too.
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not Mason meeting Philip and looking like he’s smitten! Leo’s gonna have competition. #Days
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Topher @tallytofu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorry #Days, I can only tolerate one non-soap podcast in my life at a time, and that slot’s currently held by Amy Poehler, so.
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Johnathon @johnathonk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I couldn't let the day go by without paying tribute to the late Drake Hogestyn over @ParadeMagazine. Read my tribute and share your favorite Drake memories in the comments on the article here: parade.com/news/days-of... #Days
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'Days of Our Lives' Icon Remembered as Fans Mark What Would Have Been His 73rd Birthday
Two years after his passing, 'Days of Our Lives' fans take to social media to celebrate the life and legacy of the late John Black actor.
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Matthew @matthra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me: I’m ugly. Marlena: #DAYS
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Matthew @matthra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me: I want to marry someone like John. Marlena: #DAYS
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