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Chris Crutcher @geezerstotan.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Putting RFK Jr. in charge of Special Education is like putting a raging alcoholic in charge of the 12-Step Program!

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Chris Crutcher @geezerstotan.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

A lot of Americans and Iranians are about to die for Epstein’s sins!

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Chris Crutcher @geezerstotan.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Press the barrel of the Divine Glock of Truth under the chin of ANY MAGA supplicant, and they will agree that the President of the United States is a pedophile.

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Chris Crutcher @geezerstotan.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

I’m hoping the Minnesota Attorney General has begun cranking up for January 6, 1929; the moment after Inauguration, to charge every one of the cowardly ICE executioners with premeditated murder. Then go after their accomplices…Miller right on up to our current clown president.

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Chris Crutcher @geezerstotan.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

There are few Germans with Hitler as a surname today. Don Jr., Eric, Barron. What surname do you think YOUR kids will choose?

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Chris Crutcher @geezerstotan.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Hey Mike Johnson…How the HELL do you think you’re gonna get into Heaven? Your God is like Santa Clause…He knows when you’ve been good or bad… He knows your motives, Mike. He knows what you’re thinking. You best be gettin’ your asbestos jammies ready.

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Chris Crutcher @geezerstotan.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

His personal DOJ stooge interviewed Maxwell. Maxwell said she never saw him be inappropriate. (No one has EVER said that about him.) He tried to keep the government shut down just to block the Epstein files from coming out. Think maybe he’s been a bad boy?

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Chris Crutcher @geezerstotan.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Ghislaine Maxwell gets interviewed by DOJ Deputy Atty. Blanche. Says she never saw Trump do anything inappropriate. She gets to go to a prison where she gets room service, and plays with puppies. Think she might have seen McTinypecker do something inappropriate?

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Chris Crutcher @geezerstotan.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

More White House journalism tips: Mr. President, you have often touted your Christian faith, expressed your embrace of 2 Corinthians, spoken at the National Prayer Breakfast. Can you name, in any order, at least 8 of the Ten Commandments? Follow up. Can you name either of the 2 Corinthians?

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Chris Crutcher @geezerstotan.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

This bigotry on the part of White immigrants (‘cause we ALL are, right?) toward immigrants of color ain’t new. Read “American Midnight” by Adam Hochschild about the run-up and aftermath of World War I. It seems nobody ever lit the fire under the so-called “melting pot.”

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Chris Crutcher @geezerstotan.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Some better questions for journalists to ask President McTinypecker: Mr. President, why did you name your youngest son after the condition we all with your mother had had? Mr. President, who taught you to dance? Follow-up: Mr. President, are you having that person investigated? More to follow..

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Chris Crutcher @geezerstotan.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Slow as the transition has been, I finally scraped the last of FaceBook off the bottom of my shoe. Zuckerberg-with-an-F finally got too Trumpian for me. From here on out, it’s Bluesky and SubStack for me!

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Chris Crutcher @geezerstotan.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

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Chris Crutcher @geezerstotan.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Turn the throngs at Disney parks into nothing but fat guys with bad breath and neck tattoos and their unfortunate families. (Even the rich, clean-cut MAGA folks won’t return on the second day.) Spread the word.

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Chris Crutcher @geezerstotan.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

THIS IS THE TIME... CHRIS CRUTCHER SEP 21, 2025 …to boycott Disney. Holidays are coming. Cancel you Disney TV. Cancel that trip to Disneyland or Disney World; there are alternatives…maybe not as cool, but this is a chance to make a relatively small sacrifice for a BIG return.

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Chris Crutcher @geezerstotan.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Does ANYONE know how to make BlueSky fill my computer screen?!?!? It looks on my screen, exactly as it looks on my phone.

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Chris Crutcher @geezerstotan.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

You can take a look at my longer stuff on my SubStack site…StotanSpeak

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Chris Crutcher @geezerstotan.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Elon Musk is Edgar Bergen, playing to Trump’s Mortimer Snerd.

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Chris Crutcher @geezerstotan.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

…followed by Secretary of Defense, Pete Hegseth (he with the magnet removed from his moral compass) concurring. “It shouldn’t have happened.” That’s three “shouldn’ts and NO should! It’s unanimous. Hegseth made a strong case. “It was an elevation thing…”. It’s good to know the country is safe!

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Chris Crutcher @geezerstotan.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

His Secretary of Transportation, the appropriately named Sean DUFFy, followed up acknowledging that Fake-Tan-Man was correct. “It shouldn’t have happened. We’re going to get to the bottom of this; not in three years, not in four years… (In two years?) We need the best and the brightest on this..”

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Chris Crutcher @geezerstotan.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Breaking news! President What’s-His-Name is on the case! Early this morning, fifteen minutes before noon, he appeared, to say the mid-air collision over the Potomac last night “shouldn’t have happened. Helicopters can go up, and they can go down, and this helicopter should have…gone up or down.

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Chris Crutcher @geezerstotan.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Does anybody know how to make Bluesky fill my screen?

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Chris Crutcher @geezerstotan.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

We can only fight this lunacy through education, and I take my guidance through recommendations from the classroom teacher in order to minimize backlash.

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Chris Crutcher @geezerstotan.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Then I’ll come back here with the real stuff…that starts with…Any teacher who wants their class to Zoom with an washed-up aging author, need only contact said author at Stotan717@gmail.com. The cost for the next four years…or until I croak is zip, zero, oogatz,

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Chris Crutcher @geezerstotan.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Okay…I’m ready to come here first. I’ll still be going to Facebook to test Zuckerberg’s “free speech” pledge. You know, drop the confirmed-by-Hustler Magazine bombshell that Ivanka is actually Barron’s mother…

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Chris Crutcher @geezerstotan.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

I think I’m up and running here on Bluesky…so we can get on with it!

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